HAHA! Bonus chapter! I know that you're probably wondering what going to happen to Autumn, but I'm celebrating my 30 chapters!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

My POV

Autumn was walking around her house trying to memorize every corner of the room.

"Hi Fall!" Autumn fell over. I walked over to my good friend, and offered to help her up, as she took my hand, she was shocked by a joy buzzer.

"Why are you here? If I weren't blind at the moment, I'd kill you for what you did to me."

"Well I'm here because 1 I'm bored, and 2 I have to show why you and me are really different," Autumn looked at the floor.

"I don't see a point, go play with a kunai or something, I have work to do!" I just shrugged, and went downstairs to go find Itachi.

"Autumn?" he called uncertainly.

"Nope! Princess Zathura, at your service!" Itachi nodded. As soon as I mentioned my name Hidan appeared out of nowhere, and tried to slice my head off with that stupid scythe of his.

"WAAAHHHHHH! Hidan is being mean to me!" suddenly Pein rushed down the stairs, and beat Hidan over the head with a random frying pan.

"Don't you ever upset the authoress!" he shouted at him, and then he went back to his room. I just smirked at Hidan's twitching body,

"Do you want to try that again?"

"I will get you one of these days... Bitch" I laughed, and set Hidan's head on fire, and watched as he tried to put it out in the kitchen. Did I forget that it's magical fire? Magical fire can only be put out by more magic.

After I got bored with bugging Hidan, I went to the Naruto world, to complete my quest to annoy the emo people of the universes.

"Hi Sasuke!" I yelled right behind him, he attempted to slash me with his katana, but I doged it.

"Who are you?"

"I'm a Mew Mew, Nya!" (Tokyo Mew Mew) I did a little pose. Sasukie looked at me as if I were crazy, which I probably was.

"Actually I'm here to tell you something very important!" Sasuke ignored me, and started walking away.

"I know where your brother is!" He stopped, and in five seconds flat, I had a kunai at my throat.

"Where is Itachi?"

"At my cousin's house... Can you move five inches to the left?"

"Why?"

"No reason," Sasuke didn't move, and a giant bucket of cheese landed on his head. (Yay! I finally got to dump cheese on Sasuke!)

"I told you to move," And with that, I took my leave, I could bug him later, until then I needed to stock up on weapons.

I arrived at Konoha, within twelve minutes. I tried to run all the way there from Oto, but it was too far, so I just transported myself.

"Halt! Who goes there!" Great, guards.

"Oi! Kotetsu!" I yelled over to him, did this guy even have an actual role in the series?

"Who are you?"

"Fortune teller."

"All right," Wow, that was easy. He opened the gate.

I walked around for a bit, until I spotted my true objective. The Hokage tower. I ran into the large building, and all the way up to the top. As I reached the doors, I heard Tsunade talking about the Akatsuki. I knocked on the door,

"Tsunade-sama!"

"Come in!" I entered her office, in the middle of the room stood team Kakashi.

"Autumn!" Naruto yelled, and hugged me to death.

"Naruto... Will you -coughhackwheeze- let go?" Naruto let me go and went back to where he was.

"You know this person?" Tsunade asked Kakashi, and Yamato.

"Well, in the time that we were away, we ended up at this girl's house." Kakashi explained.

"Let me rephrase this, I am NOT Autumn! It's not that hard to figure out!" I yelled causing everyone in the room to stare at me.

"If you're not Autumn, then who are you?"

"I'm her cousin, the great Princess Zathura!"no one seemed to care.

"You look a lot like Autumn to me..." Naruto said, earning a punch to the head from Sakura.

"... Can anyone tell?"

"Right, I have a different skin color, a different hair color, and I have glasses!"

"No you don't."

"I'm wearing contact lenses,"

"What?"

"Forget it. Anyway, I am here for a very important reason!"

"And that would be?" Tsunade asked, her newly made fist glowing with chakra.

"Autumn may be in trouble," This got Team Kakashi's attention.

"Why?"

"The akatsuki, appeared in her house, after you left..."

"ZOMG!" Naruto yelled and then he went on a long rant on why they should save Autumn. I just left.

"Hello!" I yelled as I appeared in Orochimaru's lair, I ducked as another katana was used to try and cut my head off.

"Where is Itachi!?" Sasuke, again...

" I told you, now be a good boy, and go get raped by Karin." I ran away, and went back to Autumn's house. Was there anybody in the world that didn't want to kill me? Nope.

I saw that Hidan's head was still on fire, and it had spread down to his knees.

"Should I put that out?" I asked Itachi, who was sitting on the couch, he nodded. I snapped my fingers, and a huge pile of snow fell on Hidan. If he were still conscious, I'm pretty sure he would have threatened to kill me again.

"Is Autumn still in her room?" Itachi just nodded. I made myself a magical elevator, and went to the seventh floor.

"I'm back!"

"Oh, no."

"You know you missed me!" I hugged Autumn, who attempted to stab me in the back with a kunai. I grabbed the kunai, and threw in out the window.

"I really hate you..."

"Too, bad!" I let her go, and gave her some ice cream.

"Um, thanks?"

"Eat the ice cream, Autumn, Enjoy it as if it were your last meal! -insert evil laughing-" Autumn became visably pale, but ate the ice cream anyway. I smirked, and left.

Lame, but this was made out of pure boredom. Buh-Bye!