A.N. You know, I have no idea why I made these songs, but I hope you enjoy them anyway!
Viewer Discretion Advised: some songs may be considered explicitly graphic, or sick AND wrong. If you no like, you no read, capiche?
Sung to the Teen Titan's Theme!
When
there's trouble you know who to call
Not Ketchum!
When
there's trouble, they can see it all
Not Ketchum!
When
there's evil on the attack
You can rest knowing they got your
back
'Cuz when the world needs heroes on patrol
Not Ketchum,
NO!
Brock, Misty, and Richie they unite
Not Ketchum!
Never met a villain that they liked
Not Ketchum!
They've
got Team Rocket on the run
They never stop 'till the job gets
done
'Cuz when the world is losin' all control
Not Ketchum,
NO!
1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. No!
Not Ketchum!
Sung to the Tale Spin Theme!
(Spin
it!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oohooh ...
(Let's begin it)
(Bear 'n
grin it!)
(Spin it!)
Fuck-ee-yeah (S&M)
Fuck-ee-yoh
(S&M)
All the condoms we break in
With another S&M
Fuck-ee-me (S&M)
Fuck-ee-you (S&M)
Fucking
pokemon for life
With another S&M
(Spin it!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ...
(Spin it again!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ...
Fuck-ee-yeah
Fuck-ee-yoh
Fuck-ee-me
Fuck-ee-you
Fuck-ee-me
Fuck-ee-me
Fuck-ee-you
Fuck-ee-you
Hey-Hey-Hey
Having
sex is fun when you have a master
In it
You don't know what you're missing till you try to
S&M it!
Ha-Ha-Ha
Slave
& M it!
S&M!
Sung to the Duck Tales Theme Song!
Life is like a hurricane
Here in Fuck-burg
Condoms, shackles, whips and chains
It's a Fuck-blur
Might do a pidgey
Or have ash fuck misty
CHORUS:
Fuck Tales (oooh ooooh)
Every day they're out there making
Fuck Tales (oooh ooooh)
Tales of daring do him and her
Poke Tales (oooh ooooh)
S-S-S-STD! Watch behind you
HIV is out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some Fuck Tales
CHORUS:
Fuck Tales (oooh ooooh)
Every day they're out there making
Fuck Tales (oooh ooooh)
Tales of daring do him and her
Poke Tales (oooh ooooh)
Not pony tales or cotton tales, no
Fuck Tales (ooh ooooh)