Songs To Laugh To! Chapter 6: Melt In Your Mouth Madness, a pokémon fanfic

Reader Response:

Lyra loves to read: The first song would only make sense to old readers of this fic. I posted Songs To Laugh To on FFN a while back, but due to under-rating it was removed. Well, guess who's back!

C.Y. Myers: Glad you like! Sorry if the last songs caught you off guard, but there's more where that came from.

Warning to Readers: while some songs are just pure, random insanity, others will tend to take on a more adult tense. (swearing, sexual references, etc.) Otherwise this wouldn't be in the rated R/M section, would it! Viewer Discretion warnings will always be posted before said songs, so if you don't like, you don't read, kay? back to the fic!

A little Melt In Your Mouth Madness, dedicated to StarStar16. Enjoy

Sung to Eminem's: Without Me!

Intro
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
scratches
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
scratches

Guess who's back
Back again
RAW is back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..

Na, Na, Na, Na,

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na

Na, Na, Na, Na

Na, Na, Na, Na,

Verse One:
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
they want RAW19, I'm chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want RAW, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of pokemon mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
by the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the table while he's operating (hey!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Ms. Daisy
but your Driver's heart problem's complicating
So the FFN won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut down my fan-ficky
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
And get with it, cause this fic's just got explicit
I just got a new reviewer so, FUCK YOU .NET!

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, beastality
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, more RAW19
Cause it feels so empty, without me

Verse Two:
Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still watching Titanic
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin your brainwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass smack
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you read so damn much about ass; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
bzzt Fix your cheap computer tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, endin up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in reviewers ears and nesting
bzzt Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, S & Emmy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, more RAW19
Cause it feels so empty, without me

Verse Three:
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
Flame my fanfic, you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
TCG? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listen to Kazeto
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Bush turned himself into a symbol knife slices
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody always has to be tripping
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
No I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
to make fun of anime so selfishly
and rappers who are so damn wealthy
(Hey!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other parody writers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, Teen Titan shippy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, more RAW19

Cause it feels so empty, without me

sings this twice:
"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha"

RAW19 Kids!

A.N. To those confused by the third verse, those were names of reviewers who either constructive criticized or basically flamed some of my other fics. But, in all honesty i'm just glad they took the time to say something at all, so i'm not tripping! It's not personal!

Sung to D12's My Band!

Intro)
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuZ I'm like the lead trainer of the land dude...
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...

(Chorus)
These chicks don't even know the name of my land...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead trainer of my land...

(Verse 1- Ash)
I'm on the usual hike; a pose I strike
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"What's up ladies, my name's Ash Ketchum"
I'm the lead trainer from the Kanto League Gyms
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Daisy It's the champion of the Orange Island Gyms"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their shirts, and their bras and their panties at me
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like siblin rivalry
Cuz they're back on board the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Tracey tried to pull a Scyther on me
Because I told him Melody is my wife to be
This Pokemon shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me b

(Verse 2- Misty)
You just wanna see a girl backwards don't you
Hey Brock how come we weren't famous in Johto
Smash this gym shit and do a few matches

But he's the champion and we're out of practice
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Misty (oh I thought you was Duplica)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to fight, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Poke- trainers book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks while get whipped on my back

(Verse 3- May and Max)
Look him little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with the Elite Four
(Ash: No I had an interview not you bores)
You gonna be late for the contest

Man I ain't goin' to the contest
But my 'mon are screwed up and his always fight best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Ash
(Ash: You got somethin to say!)
Man nothing
I thought you bout to tell him off, sis what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
Girl, I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

(Verse 4- Tracey)
They say the lead trainers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that Tracey is hot
I Should switch his pokemon when the battle starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I'hear (Hey dude I love your land)
It's not our land bitch we weren't born on it
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys acting funny every area code
(Ash: Trace carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the match, security won't let me pass
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Richie and Ash!)

(Verse 5- Brock)
God dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the plans and thought out the match
Till Pikachu slipped me some crack
The 2000 video I was in the back
Mewtwo video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Prof. Oak, ask us the questions
Like who's Team Twerp, how we get started
(What about Ketchum?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Sweet little Vulpix, bitches think I'm cute
Then he told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck Team Twerp, I'm outta this land
I'm gonna start a group with the real Suzanne (Suzie)

(Ash)
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my land

(Chorus- Brock - Brock also)
These chicks don't even know the name of my land...ha ha
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...Fuck Oak
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead trainer of my land...
My land (Repeated 9x)

(Outro)
The hottest trainer land in the world...
Kanto!
(Ash as a salsa singer))
I'm the lead trainer of my land, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead trainer of my land, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next movie, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)

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