Songs To Laugh To! Chapter 9: Requested: blUSHER, a pokémon fanfic

I'm sorry this is so late, but a lot of crazy things have been happening. Like, funerals, vacations, and college. Here is a series of usher songs, to make up for it. Remember the 4 R's! Read, Rate, Review, And Request!

Ed Kennedy: By your request, I did my best!

Loremn: Your Request is coming up next!

The Author Says: I always felt that Ash ate too much.

My Concessions

Ash talking on phone
Hello?
Yo I'm in the booth I'mma call you right back
Nah I just gotta put this one bag down I'mma call you back
I'm at the theater man what--
Man quit playin' with me man
No for real don't play like that
Are you--are you serious?
How you know?
Put that on everything.
Damn
I'mma call u back
I'mma call u back...

Intro
Every time I was in L.A. I was at the candy store
Every time you called I told you,
"Baby I'm workin." (No!)
I was out doin my dirt (Oh!)
Wasn't thinkin' 'bout me gettin' hurt
(I) was hand in hand in the Beverly Center like man
Not givin' a damn who sees me
So gone (I know)
So wrong (Just listen)
Thinkin' I got it and left you sittin' at home
Thinkin' about me
Bein' a good girl that you are
But you prolly believe you got a good man
I mean I would never do the things I'mma 'bout to tell you I've done
Brace yourself
It ain't good
But it would be even worse if you heard this from somebody else (oh no)

Ash speaking
I know you hate me
I know I hurt you
But there's more
listen...

Watch this...

Chorus
These are my concessions
Just when I thought I ate all I can eat
I check my pockets and see I got a couple more treats
These are my concessions
Man I'm throwed and I don't know what to do
I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my concessions
If I'm gonna eat it then I gotta eat it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do
But to give you part 2 of my concessions
Verse 1
Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Got me talkin' to myself askin' how I'm gon' tell you
'bout the snacks on part 1 I told ya'll I was creepin' with, creepin' with
my arteries 3 months clogged and it's keepin' it
The first thing that came to mind was you
Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true
Third thing was me wishin' that I never did what I did
How I ain't ready for no heart attack and bye bye to our relationship

Verse 2
See when this stuff goes through be tryna figure out
When, what, and how I'mma let this come out of my mouth
Said it ain't gon' be easy
But I need to stop thinkin', contemplatin'
Be a man and get it over with (over with)
I'm ridin' in my whip
Racin' to her place
Talkin' to myself
Preparin' to tell her to her face
She open up the door and didn't want to come near me
I said why ? baby?
Please hear me

Chorus
These are my concessions
Just when I thought I ate all I can eat
I check my pockets and see I got a couple more treats
These are my concessions
Man I'm throwed and I don't know what to do
I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my concessions
If I'm gonna eat it then I gotta eat it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do
But to give you part 2 of my concessions
Breakdown
This by far is the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do
To tell you, the woman I love
That I'm having a stroke by something that I barely even know
I hope you can accept the fact that I'm man enough to tell you this
And hopefully you'll give me another chance
This ain't about my problem
This ain't about my life
It's about us
Please

The Author Says: In dedication to Pikachu's Goodbye

Let it Run

Intro
I don't understand why
See it's burning me to hold onto you
I know this is something I gotta do
But that don't mean I want to
What I'm trying to say is that I-love-you I just
I feel like this is coming to an end
And its better for me to let it go now than hold on and hurt you
I gotta let it run

Verse 1
It's gonna burn for me to say this
But it's comin from my heart
It's been a long time coming
But we done been fell apart
Really wanna work this out
But I don't think it's gonna change
I do but you don't
Think it's best we go our separate ways
Tell me why I should stay in this relationship
When you're happy baby, I can't stop that baby
Plus theres so many other things I gotta deal with
I think that you should let it run

Chorus

When your training ain't the same and your body don't want to
But you know gotta let it go
cuz the party ain't jumpin' like it used to
Even though this might ruin you
Let it run
Let it run
Gotta let it run

Deep down you know it's best for himself but you
Hate the thought of it being with someone else
But you know that it's over
We know that it's through
Let it run
Let it run
Gotta let it run

Verse 2
Catching 'mon I ain't supposed to
Got somebody here but I want you
Cause the feelin ain't the same by myself
Callin' them your name
Fans tell me do you understand?
Now all my trainers do you feel my pain?
It's the way I feel
I know I made a mistake
Now it's too late
I know he ain't comin back
What I gotta do now
To get my shorty back
Ooo ooo ooo ooooh
Man I don't know what I'm gonna do with out Pikachu

you've been gone for too long,
it's been fifty-leven days, um teen hours,
i'm a be burning 'till you returnin,

(let it run)

Deep down you know it's best for himself but you
Hate the thought of it being with someone else
But you know that it's over
We know that it's through
Let it run
Let it run
Gotta let it run

i'm twisted,
cause one side of me is tellin me that I need to move on,
and the other side I wanna break down and cry. x2

ooo hoo ooo hoooo oo hoooo
can you feel me burnin
ooo hoo ooo hoooo oo hoooo
so many days so meant hours
i'm still burning till you return

Deep down you know it's best for himself but you
Hate the thought of it being with someone else
But you know that it's over
We know that it's through
Let it run
Let it run
Gotta let it run

The Author Says: When Ash met Misty.

My Who?

Ash intro:
There's always that one person
That will always have your heart
You'll never see it coming
Cause you're blinded from the start
Know that you're that one for me
It's clear for everyone to see
Ooh baby ooh you'll always be my boo

Misty intro:
I don't know bout cha'll
But I know about us and uh
This is the only way
We know how to rock
I don't know bout cha'll
But I know about us and uh
We hope this isn't ever
found out by Brock

Ash Verse:
Do you remember girl
I was the one who wrecked your favorite bike
Cause I remember girl
I was the one who lit that thing up right
Even before all the fame and
People screaming, insane
Girl I was there when you were my baby

Chorus:
Ash:
It started when we were young girl
You were mine my boo
Now another brother's taking over
But its still in your eyes my boo
Even though we used to argue it's alright
I know we haven't seen each other
In awhile but you will always be my boo

Misty:
I was in love with you when we were younger
You were mine my boo
And I see it from time to time
I still feel like my boo
And I can see it no matter
How I try to hide my boo
Even though there's another man in my life
You will always be my boo

Misty Verse:
Yes I remember boy
Cause after you did I could only think about your head
Yes I remember boy
The moment I saw, I beat you until you were nearly dead Even before all the fame
And people screaming, insane
I was there and you were my baby

Ash:
It started when we were training pokemon Pikachu
We got into trouble and went on adventures Suicune Even though we used to argue it's alright my boo
I know we haven't seen each other
In awhile but you will always be my boo

Misty:
It started when we were raising pokemon Starmie
We got into trouble and sank into the sea Horsea And I can see it no matter How I try to hide my boo
Even though there's another man in my life
You will always be my boo

Ash:
My oh, My oh, My oh, My oh, My Boo

Misty:
My oh, My oh, My oh, My oh, My Boo

Ash:
It started when we were traveling with our friends my boo Now another brother's taking over
But its not the end my boo
Even though we used to argue it's alright my boo
I know we haven't seen each other
In awhile but you will always be my boo

Misty & Ash:
I don't know bout cha'll
But I know about us and uh
This is the only way
We know how to rock
I don't know bout cha'll
But I know about us and uh
We hope this isn't Ever found out by Brock!

The Author Says: The consequences of not bathing.

You got it Sad!

Oh, no, no, no, no oh, no, no, no, no, no...

When you feel it in your body
You found somebody who makes you change your ways
Like taking that avenue Said they look like they clean But you don't really know
And everything in your stomach - you wanna let it go

I've been there, done it, sniffed around
After all that - this is what I found
Nobody wants to use cologne
If you're touched by the words in this song
Then baby...

U got it, u got it bad
When you're home alone you wash up, then you go right back U got it, u got it bad
If you miss a day without a bath
Your whole life's off track
You know you got it bad when you're stuck in the house
You don't wanna have fun
It's all you think about
U got it bad when you're out with someone
But you keep on thinkin' bout something else
U got it bad

When you say that you showered And you really know
Everything that used to fix it, don't fix it no more
Like my shampoo, my cologne
(you can have it all back)
body spray and bar soap
(I do it just cause i'm...)
Said i'm fortunate to have air freshener
I want you to know
I don't this on purpose
All my people who know what's going on
Look at your mate, help me sing my song

Tell her you smell bad, I want to hurl
I'm gonna tell it to the whole wide world
Ladies say you sure stink, god be damned
Promise to wash up the best U can

See I've been there, done it, sniffed around
After all that - this is what I found
Everyone of y'all are just like me
It's too bad that you can't see
That you got it bad...hey

Breakdown

The Author Says: I'm not usually one who's evil to Misty, but...

U Remind Me...

Yo, I ain't seeing you in a minute, but I got something to tell ya, listen.

See the thing about you, that caught my eye,
Is the same thing that makes me change, my mind.
Kinda hard to explain, but May, I'll try.
You need to sit down, this may take a while.
You see, she sorta looks, just like you.
She even smiles, just the way you do.
So innocent, she seemed, but I was schooled
I'm reminded when I look at you, but,

You remind of a ho, that I once knew.
See her face whenever I, I look at you.
You won't believe all of the shit that she put me through.
This is why I just can't get with you.

Thought that she was the one for me,
Til I found out she was on her dream,
Oh, she was sexing everyone, but me.
This is why we could never be.

You remind of a bitch, that I've once known.
She's always shooting up the place, because she's stoned.
You won't believe all of the things that she put me through.
This is why I just can't get with you.

I know it's so unfair to you,
But I'd be lingering the rest to you,
Wish I knew, wish I knew how to separate the two
You remind me, whoa...

You remind of a tramp, that I once I screwed.
She needed a calculator, to add 2 + 2.
You won't believe all of the crap that she put me through.
This is why I just can't get with you.

You remind of a girl, that I once knew.
See her face whenever I, I look at you.
You won't believe all of the things that she put me through.
This is why I just can't get with you.