Disclaimer: I do not own the anime NARUTO and never will so what's the point?
YAY!! BONUS CHAPTER AGAIN!! –coughs- Anyway, I am here to annoy- I mean announce that for the bonus chapters, I am now taking requests. I am also allowing my readers to insert themselves into the story! And now without further delay, Please welcome my first reviewer, xNeko Kitty! (Previously: Asa and Ryuu, or Kukiko-chan) -Applause- Okay, onto the actual story part.
Autumn had woken up in a hotel room with Konan and Itachi, but she had the strange feeling that waking up wasn't the best idea that morning. Little did she know how right she was. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (Sorry)
Unknown to poor Autumn, there were two girls that were planning on spreading chaos in the world that she was currently residing. As Autumn was just about to let her guard down, two girls appeared into the room with a puff of smoke,
"-Coughcough- See? I told you that was fun!" I said coughing because of the smoke.
"-Cough- It was, but did we really have to leave PeeWee behind?" Neko asked, pouting.
"Sorry! No pets or pokemon in the interdimentional portals!" We turned around, and looked at the twitching girl on the other side of the room.
"Hi Autumn!" I said happily, Neko just smiled innocently.
"YOU!!" Autumn pointed an accusing finger at Neko,
"YOU EVIL PERSON!!"
"What did I do?" Neko asked, once again, acting innocent.
"PLENTY!! YOU DROPPED ME DOWN SEVEN FLOORS IN A DUMBWAITER, YOU WERE PLANNING ON ATTACKING ME WITH HOMEMADE GRENADES, TNT STICKS, BOMBS, AND A PINK STICK!!" Before Autumn could continue, Neko added something,
"Don't forget Ryuu," Itachi who had been standing there forgotten, raised an eyebrow, and left the room with Konan. They didn't want to get involved.
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS!!"
"Are you done yelling?" I asked cutting in, "I'd prefer it if you didn't argue with the guests,"
"Get a life!"
"I would, but if I did, you would die prematurely so I could get this story over with, and get on with my school work," Autumn paled visibly. Seeing that she had gotten very quiet all of the sudden, I quickly ushered Neko out of the door, so we could start our real mission.
Instead of walking back across Iwa to and Ame to get to the border of Rain, and Ame, I just used my super awesome authoress powers to take us to the Akatsuki's hideout. Though it was a lot harder with two people, we managed. Appearing on the inside, we shocked/annoyed everyone who was there since it seem that they were in the middle of a meeting, and two random girls just appeared and interrupted them. Sadly for them that didn't stop us from going crazy.
The first thing Neko did, was use her semi-authoress powers (She would have more, but...) to jump up to where Deidara was standing, and glomp him so hard that he almost fell backward.
"AAAAHHHHH!! Who the hell are you, un!?" he didn't get a clear reply, because Neko was in the middle of getting pryed off of him with a crowbar.
"NUUUU!!"
"DON'T TOUCH THE MERCHANDISE!! IF YOU WANT HIM THAT BADLY, YOU CAN BUY HIM OFF OF EBAY AFTER I'M DONE WITH MY STORY!"
"Really?"
"No," -goes off to pout-
-ridiculously long period of silence-
"What's EBay, un?"
"Shut up," I said, slapping him(1). It was at that moment that Neko snapped out of her emo mood, and attacked me. I quickly replaced myself with Autumn, who I had just transported there, and moved far enough away to watch Autumn get the crap beat out of her with a large pink stick. For me, watching Autumn get beat up was fun, until I remembered that I needed her in good condition later so she could go shopping(2).
"xNeko-chan?" I called, hiding behind Deidara. Thinking that it was him who spoke, Neko glomped him again. This time, I didn't bother helping. Instead, I found that pink stick, and started poking Autumn with it.
-Another ridiculously longs silence-
"A little help here, un?"
-sweatdrop-
I stopped poking Autumn for a minute, and looked up at him.
"You're supposed to be an S-class criminal!"
"SO WHAT, UN? I STILL NEED HELP!!"
-Longer silence, and a unanimous sweatdrop-
"S-class, as in the fact that you're supposed to be one of the most powerful, and most feared criminals in the world,"
"So?"
"You've killed hundreds of elite ninja,"
"And?"
"You're wanted in almost every country in the world,'
"Your point?"
"MY POINT IS THAT YOU COULD EASILY KILL US ALL AND WE WOULDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE!!"
"Well if you put it that way-"
"DEIDARA, SHUT UP AND JUST KILL THEM ALREADY SO WE CAN GET ON WITH IT!!" Pein yelled, becoming impatient. Neko just hugged Deidara harder.
"NUUUUUU!!" I yelled acting dramatic, "YOU CAN'T KILL HER SHE WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO CARE!! SHE IS A VIP!! SHE HAS GIVEN ME THE INSPIRATION TO WRITE!!
"I did?"
"Yes, you did,"
"Really?"
"Yep,"
"Ya sure?"
"Sure,"
"Really sure?"
"Uh-huh,"
"Extremely sure?"
"Maybe..."
"Entirely sure?"
"If you keep asking, then no,"
"Awwww," I just sighed, this was really troublesome.
"Come on," I said leaving Autumn there to twitch, and using the pink stick to pry Neko off of Deidara. Before she could latch herself back onto him, I transported us far away.
Sadly for us, "far away" meant in the middle of nowhere. When I transported us, I wasn't really paying attention to where I was taking us, so we ended up being lost.
"This might be a problem," I said, looking at our surroundings.
"What is it?"
"I can't transport us again,"
"WHAT!?"
"So you know how hard it is to transport two people? It's not as easy as it looks!"
"Can't you get a map or something?"
"I could, but what good would that do if we don't know where we are?"
"That's not the point! The point is- Well... Okay, there is no point,"
"Thought so," One very bad thing was that in the amount of time that the conversation took, we were found by Sasuke, who still wanted to kill me. The good news was Sasuke was one of our targets.
"I probably could bring PeeWee here though," I said smirking. Neko didn't seem to notice Sasuke yet, but smiled anyway.
"Really!?"
"Please don't started this again!"
"Okay!" Bringing Neko's pink-leaved turtwig into our current location, I started to set up a trap. Before I could get very far though, I found a shuriken embedded in the tree that was right next to my head.
"Sasuke," I stated calmly, "If you're going to kill me, I'd prefer it if you show your face," As Sasuke landed in the clearing we were standing in, he jumped down on ttop of the trap wire that I had set down. Oops. Neko's eyes lit up as Sasuke was soon covered head to toe with cheese.
"YAY!! YOU KEPT YOUR PROMISE!!" Neko squealed happily as PeeWee attacked Sasuke. PeeWee loved cheese, and there was a cheese covered Sasuke right in front of her. Would you say no?
"Good, now are we done here?" I asked watching Sasuke still being attacked. "Sasuke already wants to kill me, just think of what he'll do to you!" She didn't seem to care since she was busy digging in her pockets for something.
"What's that?" I couldn't help but ask, Neko smiled evilly,
"This, is my 'art project'"
"I don't want to know," I said, slowly backing away, as Neko started to laugh maniacally.
"Ummm... Do to the fact that I actually want to post this, and get on with 41 before my Mom kills my computer, I'm just going to end it here."
"HEY WAIT! WHAT ABOUT HIDAN'S SCYTHE!?"
"Sorry, but that it something I need," I said, the scythe appearing magically in my hands, and I started laughing maniacally.
O.O;
-clears throat- "Right then, if you want to appear in a bonus chapter, just ask, and I'll send you the requirements, who you want to see, what you want to do, ect. Anywho, Please review!"
(1) I REALLY hate Deidara's dubbed voice. I don't have anything against Quinton Flynn, but his voice doesn't really go with the character. It works with Axel, Reno, Kon, and Iruka, but NOT with Deidara.
(2) Shopping, especially with people who don't quite understand you, can be somewhat fatal.