A.N: After watching MTV's Monster Mix last night, I decided to try it out in my fanfic! Let me know what you think of it! Brock- Ass Like That

Chorus

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like you got

The way you move it, you make my slinky go

Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it; it's almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen an ass like you got

The way you move it, you make my slinky go

Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer

She's shaking that ass to that new poke jam, I

Think someone's at the door

But I don't think I'm gonna answer

Jenny's saying "freeze"

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean freeze?

Please, I'm a human being, I have needs

I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mrs. Officer

I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee

Yes, I from poke-league, I catch 'mon they go

Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive

For I am Brock, the gym leader, I am a mere sidekick

I can get away with anything I sing, you will like it

Repeat Chorus

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like you got

The way you move it, you make my slinky go

Doing, doing, doing

Delia Ketchum looks fascinate-um

Ash I ain't never seen an ass like you got

Every time I'm at her home in Pallet Town my slinky goes

Doing, doing, doing

Misty and Melody used to be so wholesome

Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums

I go to their matches and sit down with my pop corn

Jenny's saying "freeze"

Doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?

Geez, I just got my seat

I have ticket, look; I put away my zipper zipped

Please do not remove me from this poke-stadium please

I did not even get to see Misty use Starmie

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And do not treat me like I'm pee wee Herman, this match's PG

Mrs. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free

Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?

I am Brock; Cassidy has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz this cartoon show's from Japan

Repeat Chorus

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like you got

The way you move it, you make my slinky go

Doing, doing, doing

May from Petalburg is not quite old enough so

I ain't never seen a butt like you got

Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my slinky go

Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go

In that episode she says get out you bozos

I need a new master, hi my name's Lakoko

Jenny's saying "freeze"

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean freeze?

My pocket monsters would be seized and my keys to my gym

I just baked cookies Mrs. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee

On the radio, but I think I did

Prima, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick

Get to the chopper, everybody get out

I am not Brock, I am Arnold, get down

Repeat Chorus

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like you got

The way you move it, you make my slinky go

Doing, doing, doing

So Mrs. Ivy, will you pee pee on me please?

I ain't never seen an ass like you got

Cuz the way you move it, you make my slinky go

Doing, doing, doing

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like you got

He was a skater boy,
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her,

The way you move it, you make my slinky go

Doing, doing, doing

She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth.

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like you got

He was a skater boy,
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her,

The way you move it, you make my slinky go

Doing, doing, doing

She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth.

Trainer Boy

He's was a boy,
She's was a girl,
cannot make it any more obvious,
His name was Ash,
Hers was Misty,
what more can I say.

He wanted her,
She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well,
But all her sisters,
Stuck up their nose,
They had a problem with his baggy clothes.

He was a trainer boy,
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her,
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth.

5 years from now,
She sits at home,
Feeding the baby she's alone,
She turns on TV,
Guess who she sees,
Trainer boy rockin the Poke-League,
She calls her sisters,
They already know,
And they've all got
Tickets to see his show,
She tags along,
Stands in the crowd,
Looks up at the man that she turned down.

He was a trainer boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her,
Now he's a super star
Traveling the world beyond
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

He was a trainer boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her,
Now he's a super star
Traveling the world beyond
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
(music)
Sorry girl but you missed out,
Well tough luck that boy's mine now,
We are more than just good friends,
This is how the story ends,
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the man that boy could be,
There is more than meets the eye,
I see the soul that is inside.

He's just a boy,
And I'm just a girl,
Can I make it any more obvious,
We are in love,
Haven't you heard?
How we rock each others world!

I'm with the trainer boy,
I said see you later boy,
I'll be back stage after the show,
I'll be at the studio,
Singing the song we wrote,
About a girl you used to know.

I'm with the trainer boy,
I said see you later boy,
I'll be back stage after the show,
I'll be at the studio,
Singing the song we wrote,
About a girl you used to know.

I'm with the trainer boy,
I said see you later boy,
I'll be back stage after the show

(The storm is over now)

And I can see the sanity

(Somewhere beyond her smile)

I'll be at the studio,
Singing the song we wrote,
About a girl you used to know.

(safety is over me)

Come on and set me free, whoa

I'm with the trainer boy,
I said see you later boy,
I'll be back stage after the show

(The storm is over now)

And I can see the sanity

(Somewhere beyond her smile)

I'll be at the studio,
Singing the song we wrote,
About a girl you used to know.

(safety is over me)

Come on and set me free, whoa

Ash - The Storm Is Over Now

I was minding my business

And couldn't see the plight

And whenever I'd look up

I only saw the sky

Then the girl came at me

It seems like I done ran for miles

She was on her period

Dead in the middle of a smile

But then I climbed the hills

And saw the mountains

I hollered help 'cause I was lost

Then I felt the madness end

Heard a small voice sayin'

The storm is over

(The storm is over now)

And I can see the sanity

(Somewhere beyond her smile)

I feel safe, yeah

(Safety is over me)

Come on and set me free, whoa

Now in the midst of my battle

All hope was gone

Downtown in a rushed crowd

And felt all alone

And every now and then

I felt like I would lose my mind

I've been racin' for hours

And still no finish line, oh

But then I climbed the hills

And saw the mountains (Mountains)

I hollered help 'cause I was lost

Then I felt the madness end

And then her small voice sayin'

The storm is over

(The storm is over now)

And I can see the sanity

(Somewhere beyond her smile)

I can feel safe, yeah

(Safety is over me)

Come on and set me free

Somehow my dumb luck stepped right in (Right in)

Then faith became my friend (My friend)

And now I can depend

On the voices of the wind

When it's sayin' (Sayin')

The storm is over

(The storm is over now)

And I can see the sanity

(Somewhere beyond her smile)

I can feel safe, yeah

(Safety is over me)

Won't you come and set me free

Won't you set me free?

The storm is over

(The storm is over now)

And I can see the sanity

(Somewhere beyond her smile)

I can feel safe, yeah

(Safety is over me)

Won't you come and set me free

Won't you come and set me free?

Looks like I can see the light, shining

Looks like I can see the fight, ending

Looks like I can see the light, shining

Looks like I can see the fight, ending (yeah, yeah!)

(The storm is over now)

(Somewhere beyond her smile)

(Safety is over me)

Won't you come and set me free

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Storm is over now!

fades