"I…Have Failed." Said lugia as he and the Chosen One splashed into the ocean. Pokemon 2000. Seriously, I have failed. Try as I might I have not been able to make a funny parody for 'Goodies' and 'All the things I have done'. Unfortunately, for the other reader's sake's I must move on. If I ever do come up with something, I will immediately post it.
The Author Says: Isn't it amazing how a few word changes can totally change the meaning of a song?
Milk Shake?
My cocaine brings all the boys to the yard,and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge
I know you want it,
the
thing that makes me,
what the guys go crazy for.
They lose
their minds,
The things I grind,
I think its time
la
la-la la la,
chop it up.
lala-lalala,
the boys are
waiting
My cocaine brings all the boys to the yard,
and
there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than
yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge
I can see
you're on it,
you want me to teach the
techniques that freaks
these boys,
it can be bought,
just know, thieves get
caught,
watch if your smart,
la la-la la la,
chop
it up,
la la-la la la,
the boys are waiting,
My cocaine
brings all the boys to the yard,
and there like,
its better
than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge
Once you get involved,
everyone
will look this way-so,
you must maintain your charm,
same time
maintain your cash flow,
just get the perfect blend,
plus what
you have within,
then next his eyes are squint,
then he's
picked up your scent,
lala-lalala,
chop it
up,
lala-lalala,
the boys are waiting,
My cocaine brings
all the boys to the yard,
and there like,
its better than
yours,
damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
but
I have to charge.
Ash
Ketchum – Wait: The Whisper Song
Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sunthing that you might like to hear
See, I'm a kick-ass little trainer, pokemon I catch
Hey, you wanna battle; see if you're a match!
Naw I'm jus playin' lets just say u can
And im known to be a real nasty man
Cause they say a nice guy will never win
So I never give up or give in
You heard what I said, I need to make my way to the Gym
And you can see I be usin' my head
You like to cheer have yo poms-poms, huffin and puff
Shake it up slappin ass cuz the cheers gets rough
I take positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might seen some but you never seen none like Ash
Just wait til you see my badge
Ay girl wait til you see my badge
Wait til you see my badge
wait til you see my badge
Imma beat dat leader up
Ay girl wait til you see my badge
Wait til you see my badge
wait til you see my badge
Imma beat dat leader up
Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
Beat da leader up, Beat da leader up,
Beat da leader up, Beat da leader up,
Beat da leader up, Beat da leader up,
Beat da leader Up, Beat da leader up
verse 2
You fine, but I aint gone sweat ya
See I wanna fight, tell me whats up
Walk around the gym with yo ego all out
throw my 'mon in, knock a bitch out
There might be a lil ? to deal with
Wet ? hope they dont spill sh
I keep a hoe hot when I'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat her with Charizard
And knock da walls of the broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
fight a bitch using counter make the
Place fall mats
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack...crack
fuck that game over betta give me the badge
Ay girl wait til you see my badge
Wait til you see my badge
wait til you see my badge
Imma beat dat leader up
Ay girl wait til you see my badge
Wait til you see my badge
wait til you see my badge
Imma beat dat leader up
Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
Beat da leader up, Beat da leader up,
Beat da leader up, Beat da leader up,
Beat da leader up, Beat da leader up,
Beat da leader Up, Beat da leader up
(OOOOOOOH!)