For those of you who read my other stories, I'm currently working on them too, and when I'm done, i'm going to combine some of my other stories with this one, as bonus chapters. After chapter 60 if I get that far.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

Back with the recently kidnapped for the third time poor unfortunate soul who is named Autumn...

"WAAAAHHHHHH!! OUCH!!" Autumn had been doing her best to make this guy's job as hard a possible at the moment, but he silenced her my pinching her. She had been so sure that he was going to smack her or do something that would cause a bit more damage, but then again, it was pretty hard to smack someone while you're carrying them, and running.

"Will you shut up! You little brat! Can't you see that I'm trying to rescue you here!?" Autumn coughed, actually she couldn't see anything due to the exceedingly large amount of white hair constantly smacking her in the face. After about fifteen minutes of running non stop, her "savior" finally decided to stop near a random town. Gently putting her on the ground next to a tree, the man started introducing himself, but upon seeing his face, she wished he wouldn't.

-Insert the extremely long, tedious, and most likely unneeded intro from episode 83-

"Yeah, I get it! Your name is Jiraya, you're one of the three sannin, and you can summon frogs. That's just great, I DON'T CARE!!" Ignoring her last comment, Jiraya continued,

"Oh! So you have heard of me! I'm honored to be recognized by a lovely lady such as yourself!" Autumn twitched, but then smirked as she had an idea,

"Could you do me a few favors?"

"Of course, anything!"

"Well, I need to make my way to Konoha..."

"I was just heading in that direction myself! I'll be delighted to escort you!"

"Perfect! And well... You see, something has been bothering me lately..."

"And what might that be? I'll gladly make it stop!"

"YOU!!"

"Wah?!"

"YOU need to SHUT UP!!" Jiraya grumbled something incoherent,

"Thought so, now lead the way pervert,"

"What did you call me you little brat?"

"Pervert, as in perverted hermit,"

"What!"

"Or as some would say, Ero Sennin,"

"Where did you here all of this?"

"Naruto," he twitched, and started to plot the demise of his student.

"Umm... are you okay?"

"Huh, oh I'm fine," he said, putting his hand on her shoulder as they started walking through the town.

"I strongly advise you to let me go, or you will have a hole going through your hand before you can say 'rasengan'"

"How did you-"

"Naruto,"

"Aa," Taking his hand off of her, they exited the town.

"What is a little girl like you doing here by herself in the first place?" he asked once they were on the road, and all traces of civilization were out of sight,

-twitch- Autumn had had enough, grabbing his arm, she flipped him.

"Call me a little girl one more time, and I promise you that you will be living in a hospital for the rest of you life," she said, serious. Jiraya, now standing up, paled.

"Now if you must know, I was supposed to be on a shopping trip until my guardians were told that Kabuto was sighted on his way to Iwa," Jiraya's attitude suddenly changed as he got serious,

"They left you?"

"They went to look for him, the next day I heard Kabuto in the hotel. After that, I didn't dare leaving," when she finished her explanation, she held out her hand,

"What?"

"If you're going to steal some one's cash, then there's no point in rescuing them." she said, as he grumbled something incoherent,

"What was that?"

"Nothing,"

"Thought so," she said, taking her money from his pocket.

"Oh that? I was just holding it just in case..."

"Shut up," And with that the duo walked in silence all the way to the border of Earth, and Waterfall. The journey took three days, and the whole time, Autumn refused to speak.

"We're in allying territory now," he informed her, Autumn let out a breath, her feet were getting tired.

"Can we get there any faster? I have less than a month left,"

"For what?"

"Please don't ask,"

Eventually they made it to Konoha, but the journey took 11 days total. It would have taken longer because they stopped so Jiraya could "research", but every time, Autumn would smack him over the head, and drag him away, much to his dismay.

Finally in the Hokage's office (Konoha)

"So you expect me to believe that this girl is wanted by both the akatsuki, and Orochimaru because?"

"Trust me, she's special,"

"Prove it," Tsunade said, signaling Shizune to open the doors, and allow Autumn to enter the room.

"Wow..."

"What?"

"You seem a lot more intimidating in real life..." Autumn said in awe.

"... Thank you? Back to the point, I need you to help me settle a bet. The pervert over here says that you have some ability, show me," Autumn was silent.

"Well?"

"I really don't have any abilities..." Tsunade smirked over at Jiraya when all of the sudden, there was a mass burst of chakra in the room. Just as fast as it came, it was gone.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!"

"That was her "ability" now I believe that you owe me..."

"Fine, here" tsunade grumbled, handing him the money, soon after, he left.

"So what is your name?"

"Autumn,"

"Village?"

"Don't have one,"

"Rank?"

"Don't have one,"

"So you're a missing nin?"

"No, I was a normal citizen, until I was captured by the akatsuki, and taken to Ame,"

"Aa," Autumn, started to fidget a bit,

"Ummm, is Naruto here? I wanted to talk to him, or Sakura,"

"How do you know them?"

"We met after Orochimaru attempted to kidnap me the first time,"

"Aa, very well. SHIZUNE!"

"Yes Lady Tsunade?"

"Could you send in Team Kakashi please?"

"Yes, Ma'am," Autumn sat down on the floor, and started to play with her chakra. This was boring. She had 17 days before she could leave, and now she was sure that these people would end up watching her 24/7! In other words, her life sucks.

"You wanted to see us, Hokage-sama?" Kakashi said, coming into the office.

"Yes, does you team happen to know this girl?" Autumn turned around,

"Hi Mr. Scarecrow! Glad to see that you got all of the cheese out of your hair!" Kakashi stared at her, his one visible eye wide with horror,

"YOU!"

"Yes it's me, thanks for noticing!"

"Kakashi-sensei! Move!" Both Sakura and Naruto yelled, pushihng him out of the way.

"Hello!"

"Autumn!"

"Aki!"

"It's so good to see you!"

"Glad you're here!" Sakura ran over to her, and gave her a bone crushing hug.

"Eep! Sakura! Air!" She let go,

"Sorry about that,"

"How have you been?" Naruto asked.

"I take it you all know her?" Tsunade asked,

"You can say that," Kakashi said, glaring at the girl who dumped cheese on his head.

"Then she can stay with one of you, until we can arrange a place for her permanately," they all gasped,

"Ya mean it Granny Tsunade!" Naruto asked, practically launching himself onto her desk.

"Naruto, GET OFF!!" Autumn just sat there and watched as the seen progress before she realized something was missing,

"Where's Sai?" she asked Sakura, who was currently attempting to beat the crap out of Naruto for something he said.

"Huh?" she asked, dropping Naruto, much to his releif.

"And Yamato?" Sakura looked around the office, and noticed for the first time that they weren't there.

"I don't know, they were with us on the way here," Autumn looked over to Naruto, who shook his head, and then to Kakashi, who was reading his book,

"Oh them, they're right over there," he said, pointing out the window. Sure enough, there sat Sai, and Yamato, they were lucky that they weren't in there right now. Surveying the damage, Autumn found that in looked as if a hurricane hit it, also there was a little vein popping out of Tsunade's head.

"That's it... EVERYBODY OUT!! SHIZUNE!!" Shizune rushed in, and Kakashi lead his team, and Autumn out.

"Yes Lady Tsunade?"

"Get me some more sake,"

Well that's done, for now at least. I feel so sad! I have my last show today! Well I'm glad it's over, it's just too much work, and I have six projects due next week that I haven't even started, but still, I'm sad.

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