I have no idea where these songs came from. They just popped into my head. Hope you enjoy them! Remember the four R's!

Ketchum's Mom

Ketchum's mom has got it goin on
Ketchum's mom has got it goin on
Ketchum's mom has got it goin on
Ketchum's mom has got it goin on
Ketchum, can I come over to Pallet Town (Pallet Town)
We can hang around and train for awhile (train for awhile)
Did your mom get back from her shopping trip (shopping trip)
Is she there, or is she tryin to give me the slip (give me the slip)

You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now Ketchum, can't you see

Ketchum's mom has got it goin on
She's all that I want and I've waited for so long
Jenny can't you see
You're just not the girl for me
I know I might be wrong but I'm in love with Ketchum's mom

Ketchum's mom has got it goin on
Ketchum's mom has got it goin on

Ketchum, do you remember when we trained our 'mon (trained our 'mon)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (way she stared)
And the way she said
We really gave her a scare (gave her a scare)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out your mom could use a guy like me

Ketchum's mom has got it goin on
She's all that I want and I've waited for so long
Jenny can't you see
You're just not the girl for me
I know I might be wrong but I'm in love with Ketchum's mom

Ketchum's mom (oh oh oh oh) (I'm in love with)
Ketchum's mom (oh oh oh oh) (I'm in love with)

Jenny can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know I might be wrong but I'm in love with Ketchum's mom

Perverted Poke-Rap

Dirty Mon!

Sick and tired of hearing all these people talk about
There new game of pokemon.
Man, when's it gonna play out?

The thing you got to realize what we're doing is not a trend
We got the gift of RPG, we gonna bring it till the end

it doesn't matter
about the show you watch
or the next game tournament
all that matters
is that you are broke and you can't pay your rent
it doesn't matter
about the clothes you wear
and what you play and why
all that matters
is that you get hype
and they take your money every time
c'mon now

Do you ever wonder why
Ash always has to whine?
Misty takes him for a ride?
This is weak
Team Rocket has to fly
No one has a bike
That Brock kid has no eyes
This is weak!

'mon

pokemon

Now why's the only pokemon ash use,
his pikachu?
What happened to Charizard, oh that's right he flew the coop!

Tryin to teach Aerial Ace, Iron Tail, and Bullet Seed. Why don't they just use TM's?
Now people can't you see?

it doesn't matter
about the steel attack
you taught you pikachu
all that matters
is that it won't evolve, so it's just as weak as you
it doesn't matter
how your squirtle learned Hydro Pump and why
all that matters
is that it won't evolve
so we kick it's ass every time
c'mon

Do you ever wonder why
Ash released Pidgeot?
Meowth will not shut up?
This is weak.
Their robots always crash
The chosen one is Ash
He never earned a badge
This is weak!

mon

man I'm tired of training

Instrumental

Do you ever wonder why
Mewtwo always has to whine?
Why Molly is so blind?
Lugia sucks.
Celibi is weak
Latias can not speak
Jirachi is a freak
This is weak!

Do you ever wonder why
Butterfree said bye-bye?
Lapras has gone awry
Feel it when your
money starts to go
you spent it all you're broke
Where the hell is HO-OH!
This is Weak!

Pokemon!