A.N: For some, particular, reason the last chapter cut out this song. So, here it is for your enjoyment!
Viewer Discretion Advised! This song touches the subject of poke-sex.
Perverted Poke-Rap
I want to be the best there ever was.
To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause.
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree
Ketchum, Ketchum, gotta' catch 'em all! Pokémon!
I'll search across the land, look far and wide,
Release from my hand the power that's inside.
Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck
Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres
Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff
Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff
Ketchum, Ketchum, gotta' catch 'em all! Gotta' Ketchum all! Pokémon!
Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix
Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax
Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow
Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro
Gotta' fuck 'em all, gotta' fuck 'em all! Yeah! Gotta' fuck 'em all, gotta' fuck 'em all! Ow!
Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea
Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell
Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew
Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu
At least 150 or more to see.
To be a Pokémon master is my destiny.
Alakazam, Goldeen, Venonat, Machoke
Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon
Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee
Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie
"Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far."
"We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work!"
"Break time's over, here we go!"
Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy
Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby
Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran
Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan
Gotta' fuck 'em all, gotta' fuck 'em all! Yeah! Gotta' fuck 'em all, gotta' fuck 'em all! Ow!
Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill
Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey (Pokémon)
Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong
Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon
At least 150 or more to see.
To be a Pokémon master is my destiny.
Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing
Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp
Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar
Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar
"Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips."
"It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go."
"Now it gets tricky so listen real good."
Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine
Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos
Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone
Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom
"We're almost home!" Gotta' fuck 'em all, gotta' fuck 'em all! Yow! Gotta' fuck 'em all, gotta' fuck 'em all! Huh! (Gotta fuck 'em all pokémon, yeah!)
Charmeleon, Wartortle
Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl
Omanyte, Slowpoke
Pidgeot, Arbok
"That's all folks!"
Ketchum, Ketchum, gotta' catch 'em all! Oooh, gotta' Fuck 'em all, pokémon! Ketchum, Ketchum, gotta' catch 'em all! Oooh, gotta' Fuck 'em all, pokémon! Ketchum, Ketchum, gotta' catch 'em all! Gotta' Ketchum all! Pokémon!