Songs To Laugh To! Chapter 17: Mr Mime Guy, a pokémon fanfic

I wish to thank you all for your lovely reviews. After one more chapter, I will open up a new series of parodies, based on anime themes. (Dragon Ball Z, Hamtaro, etc)

- Taking the rivalry of Ash and Mr. Mime a step further

Sung to Mr. Brightside by the Killers

I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's talking to Ash
While he's waving his troph-y
And he's flashing his badge
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his-chest
Now, he is at his best
Now, letting me go

And I just can't look its killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Mime, guy!

music interlude

I never...
I never...
I never...
I never...

Sung to Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day

Kanto has come and passed
The victories can never last
wake me up when this journey ends

like my father's absent ass
several years has gone so fast
wake me up when this journey ends

here comes TR again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who we are

as my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost
wake me up when this journey ends

Misty: you're quitting the show ash? I can't believe you'd do that. Why would you do that? Why would you apply to Yu-Gi-Oh! starts crying

Ash: I did it for us! Pokemon's going down; I just wanted us to get a little fame for once. I thought you'd understand that! I thought you'd of all people would understand why I'm doing this!

music interlude

Orange League has come and passed
the victories can never last
wake me up when this journey ends

releasing our 'mon again
like we did when spring began wake me up when this journey ends

here comes Jiggly again
falling from the stars
the world's gone insane again becoming who we are

as my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost
wake me up when this journey ends

Johto has come and passed
The victories can never last
wake me up when this journey ends

like my father's absent ass
several years has gone so fast
wake me up when this journey ends
wake me up when this journey ends
wake me up when this journey ends

Sung to Miami by Will Smith

Verse 1: Ash Ketchum

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Viridian, uh, uh
The Elite, bringin the heat, uh
Ha-ha, can y'all feel that
Can y'all feel that
Jig it out, uh
Here I am in the place where I come let go
Verily the place, and the sunset low
Everyday like a mardi gras, everybody party all day
No work all play, okay
So we sip a little something, lay to rest the spill
Me an Richie at the Cafe runnin up a high bill
Nothin less than ill, when we dress to kill
Everytime the ladies pass, they be like (nice skill)
Can y'all feel me, all ages and races
Real sweet faces
Every different nation, Spanish, Haitian, Indian, Jamaican
Black, White, Cuban, and Asian
I only came for one week of playing
But every time I come I always wind up stayin
This the type of town I could spend a few days in
Viridian the city that keeps the roof blazin

Chorus:
Party in Verily where the heat is on
All night, I'll fight, till the break of dawn
Welcome to Verily
Bienvenidos a Verity
Bouncin in Verily where the heat is on
All night, I'll fight, till the break of dawn
I'm goin to the City
Welcome to Verily

Verse 2:
Yo I heard the rainstorms ain't nothin to mess with
But I can't feel a drip on the strip, it's a trip
Ladies half-dressed, fully equipped
And they be screamin out, (Ash we loved your last hit)
So I'm thinkin I'ma scoot me somethin hot
In this salsa merengue melting pot
Hottest club in the city, and it's right on the beach
Temperature get to ya, it's about to reach
Five-hundred degrees
In the carribean seas, with the hot mommies
Screamin (Ay Papi)
Every time I come to town, they be spottin me
with my main homies, ain't no stoppin me
So, cash in your dough
We flow to this fashion show
Pound for pound anywhere you go
Yo, ain't no city in the world like this
An if you ask how I know I gots ta plead the fifth

Chorus:
Party in Verily where the heat is on
All night, I'll fight, till the break of dawn
Welcome to Verily
Bienvenidos a Verity
Bouncin in the club where the heat is on
All night, I'll fight, till the break of dawn
I'm goin to the City
Welcome to Verily

Verse 3:
Don't get me wrong, Celadon got it goin on
An Cinnabar is the city that we know don't sleep
An we all know Cerulay and Vermillion stay jiggy
But on the sneak, Viridian bringin heat for real
Y'all don't understand
I never seen so many Dominican women with cinnamon tans
Misty, this is the plan
Take a walk on the beach, draw a heart in the sand
Gimmie your hand
Damn, you look sexy
Let's go to my crib, in the Palley
spank the monkey, loungin in the palm trees
Cause you gotta have G's for the summerhouse piece on south beach
Water so clear, you can see to the bottom
Hundred-thousand dollar 'mon, e'ybody got em
Ain't no surprise in the club to see Sly, Bruno Viridian, my second home

Party in Verily where the heat is on