Songs To Laugh To! Chapter 18: Requested: We Believe in laughter, a pokémon fanfic

A.N: having never heard this song, I found myself struggling to make it funny. Yet, a true writer always tries his hardest, and always does his best!

We Believe (in ghosts) Sung to We Believe by Good Charlotte

There's a woman crying out tonight
Her world has changed
She asks God why
A ghost has 'bugged' it's eyes It's shattered all her pride
She can't sleep at night

Downtown
Another day for all the shrinks and ties
Another war to fight
There's no regard for life
How do they sleep at night
How can we make things right?
Just wanna make this right

We believe
We believe
We believe
We believe
We believe
We believe
In these ghosts

We are all the same
Human in all our ways and all of pain
(So let it be)
There's a fear that could fall down like rain
(Let us see)
Let courage wash away the pain
(What we need)

And no one really knows what they are searching for
(We believe)
This world is crying for so much more

We believe
We believe
We believe
We believe
We believe
We believe
In these ghosts

So these fears Are too much
For you to take
Just lay it down in front of me
I'll be everything you need
In every way

We believe
We believe
We believe
We believe
We believe
We believe
In these ghosts
(In these ghosts)
We believe
(In these ghosts)
We believe
(In these ghosts)
We believe
(In these ghosts)

Poke-Training Love! Sung to California Love by 2pac

Poke Training love!
Kanto Region...knows how to party
Kanto Region...knows how to party
In the citaaay of Celadon.
In the citaaay of Cinnebar
In the citaaay, the city of Saffron
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!

Verse One: Ash
Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A place that's untouchable like Jirachi: wish
The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest
Pack a vest for your journey in the city of quests
We in that sunshine state where the legendaries be
the state where ya never find a poke-ball empty
And champs be on a mission for them greens
lean mean money-makin-machines servin fiends
I been in the game for 3 years makin a name
ever since Charizard was the head of the game Now it's '05 and they clock me and watch me
Badges shinin lookin like I robbed Liberace
It's all good, from Pallet to Cerulean Bay
Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay
Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way
Ash puttin it down for
The Poke Journey

Johto Region...knows how to party
Johto Region...knows how to party
In the citaaay of Ekruteak.
In the citaaay of Goldenrod
In the citaaay, the city of Black Thorn (city of Black Thorn)
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!

Catch it Catch it baby
Catch it Catch it baby
Catch it Catch it mama
Catch it Pokemon
Catch it Catch it baby
Catch it catch it catch it catch it…

Verse Two: Brock
Out on bail fresh outta jail
Johto Journey dreamin
Soon as I stepped on the scene
I'm hearin hoochies screamin
Fiendin for money and trainers all
the life of a west side playa where cowards die
Only in Johto where we riot now rallies are live and die
In J.J. we wearin Chucks not Ballies (that's right)
Dressed in Nike and khaki suits and walk is what we do
Flossin but have caution we collide with other crews
Famous cause we program worldwide
Let'em recognize from Cianwood to Mahogany
Training and raising like a slow jam, it's west side
So you know the row won't bow down to no man
Say what you hast
But give me that bomb beat from Ash
Let me serenade the streets of J.J.
From New Bark to Black Thorn
The Bay Area and back down
J.J. is where they put they mack down
Give me love!

Hoenn Region...knows how to party
Hoenn Region...knows how to party
In the citaaay of Petal Burg.
In the citaaay of good Slate Port
In the citaaay, the city of Mauve Ville We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!

(Ash) now go on and catch...

Catch it Catch it baby
Catch it Catch it baby
Catch it Catch it mama
Catch it Pokemon
Catch it Catch it baby
Catch it catch it catch it catch it...

Outro: Ash, Brock
uh, yeah, uh, Mauve Ville in tha house, uh yeah
Lily Cove, Lily Cove definitely in tha house hahaha
Soot-o, Soot-o

(Max) hey, you know A.C. is up in this
Petal Burg, where you at
yeah, Rust Buro, Rust Buro always got troubles

(Max) even Lava Ridge tryin to get a piece baby
Fallabor, Fallabor where ya at? yeah
Throw it up y'all, throw it up, Throw it up
Let's show these fools how we do this on that west side
Cause you and I know it's tha best side
yeah, That's riight
west coast, west coast
uh, Hoenn Region Love
Hoenn Region Love

Pokemon Cent Sung to Holidae In by Chingy

(A.N. this song is so funny already, I have a hard time finding inventive ways to change it!)

Intro: Ash
Bomb ass 'mon
Ma ooh you got that bomb, know you got it
Ma ooh, you got some bomb ass 'mon
Ma I know you got that bomb 'mon

Chorus: Ash + (Girl)
(Whachu doin?) Nothing chillin at the pokemon cent'
(Who you wit?) Me and my peeps won't you bring four of your friends
(What we gon' do?) battle each other and sip on some Hen
One thing leading to another let the party begin

Verse 1: Ash
Peeps call me up phone ring said it's a poke party
Just bring the liquor there's already eight shawties
I'm on my way (way) let me stop by the store
Get a 12 pack of Corona, plus an ounce of 'dro, ya know?
Now I'm biking Viri-di-an need a natural graze road
I'm already blowed, hit third I'm a be be blowed some mo'
Pulled up, stop parked, rims still spinning
Valet looking like he in the game and must be winning
To room 490 I'm headed, on my way up
There's three girls on the elevator like "wassup"
I told em follow me they knew I had it cracking B
One said "ain't you that boy that be in Poke-League?"
"Ya that's me, Ash-a-ling equipped wit much ding-a-ling"
Knock on the door I'm on the scene of things
Busted in, Henny bottle to the face!
Fuck it then, feel like my head a toxic waste
There's some pretty girls in herre, I heard em whispering
Talking bout "that's that dude from "Silver Conference" he glistening"
I ain't come to talk (talk) I ain't come to sit (sit)
What I came for was to find out who I'm battling with, aww shit

Chorus: Brock + Ash
(Whachu doin?) Nothing chillin at the pokemon cent'
(Who you wit?) Me and my peeps won't you bring four of your friends
(What we gon' do?) battle each other and sip on some Hen
One thing leading to another let the party begin

Verse 2: Brock
I showed up like "what's the hold up?"
Man know what get them wraps and roll up
I took a chick in the bathroom seeing what's poppin
You know what's on my mind, shirts off and panties dropping
Trainers knocking on the door drunk, and silly
The girl said "can I be in yo video" I'm like "yeah!", "oh really?"
Now she naked strip teasing, me I'm just cheesing
She gave me a reason to be a damn heathen
Handled that, told ol' G, bring tha camera
Then I thought about, no footage while I ram her
Walked out the bathroom smiling, cats still whiling
Sharing the next room wit some girls lookin like they from an island

Verse 3: Tracy
Stop, drop, KABOOM, baby pose for my art
Some call me Tracy Sketch, some call me Mr. Draw

Far from wrong, make ya mammary glands raw
Got 'em under control, the sight of tender awe
Ruff Mcgruff Dog, I can't stop until I paw
The feelings so strong, and can't find a single flaw
all day long, I could look and see what I saw
I swing it like a bat, but these balls are not pong

Hit 'em in par, wit no strikes, stripes, or draws
I ain't felt this good, since my wood lived off a throng
Thong, thong, thong, thong, I got dreams just from a song
For shizzle dizzle, I'm on a track with the Chosen One
Let the Henny trickle, down the beat, wit a ghetto tempo
I done blazed the instrumental, laid it plain and simple
Getting brain in the rental, I done did it again
My eyes slanty, I'm wit Ash-y, at the pokemon cent

'Mon Song sung to Thong Song by Sisqo

This thing right here

Is lettin all the parents know

What kids talk about

You know

The finer things in life

Hahaha

Check it out

Ooh dat show so scandalous

And ya know another rent couldn't handle it

Pokemon shakin that thang like who's da ish

With a look in ya eye so devilish

You like the show where ash gets killed

And he lost that match cuz he got no skill

His pokemon left, and ya know the drill

With Misty livin la vida loca

BRIDGE

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck

Thighs like what, what, what

Baby move your butt, butt, butt

I think to sing it again

Her politoed sucks, sucks, sucks

She hits psyduck, duck, duck

All night long

Let me see that thong

CHORUS

I like it when the beat goes da na da na

Baby make your booty go da na da na

Girl I know you wanna show da na da na

That thong th thong thong thong

I like it when the beat goes da na da na

Baby make your booty go da na da na

Girl I know you wanna show da na da na

That thong th thong thong thong

dat show so scandalous

And ya know another rent couldn't handle it

Pokemon shakin that thang like who's da ish

With a look in ya eye so devilish

You like the ones with the steaks and stripes

Make your weak ones strong, cuz ya love to fight

Have them do trainers, but that shit ain't right

But May was livin la vida loca

BRIDGE

You know brock is a freak, freak, freak

Max is a geek, geek, geek

James is to meek, meek, meek

I think to sing it again

Jessie is a nut, nut, nut

Tracy sucks, sucks, sucks

All night long

We love pokemon

CHORUS

We like it when Mewtwo goes da na da na

We like it when Mew goes da na da na

Lugia you want to go da na da na

Pokemon, mon, mon, mon, mon

We like it when Entei goes da na da na

We like it when Deoxys da na da nas

Ho-oH, I know you wanna go da na da na

Pokemon, mon, mon, mon, mon

Whoaaa

dat show so scandalous

And ya wanna be a master, gotta take the test

Ya gotta catch em all, ya gotta be the best

Gotta a look in ya eye so devilish

(Whoa)

They take the journey to the hip hop spots

And they cruise to the gyms like connect da dots

Gotta catch em all cuz ya just can't stop

Cuz they was livin la vida loca

(Whoa)

Bayleef has a crush, crush, crush

Latias blushed, blushed, blushed

Ash said wha, wha, wha

(Ooh)

Uh think to sing it again

Team Rocket tries to steal, mon, mon

They never won, won, won

Gotta catch em all, all, all

Uh think to sing it again

Come on

Yeahhhh yeah

CHORUS (3x)

We like it when Mewtwo goes da na da na

We like it when Mew goes da na da na

Lugia you want to go da na da na

Pokemon, mon, mon, mon, mon

We like it when Entei goes da na da na

We like it when Deoxys goes da na da na

Ho-oH, I know you wanna go da na da na

Pokemon, mon, mon, mon, mon

We like it when Jirachi goes da na da na

We like it when Celebi goes da na da na

Zapdos you want to go da na da na

Pokemon, mon, mon, mon, mon

We like it when Suicune da na da na's

We like it when Raikou goes da na da na

Moltres, I know you wanna go da na da na

Pokemon, mon, mon, mon, mon

We like it when Articuno da na da na's

We like it when Regice goes da na da na

Kyogre you want to go da na da na

Pokemon, mon, mon, mon, mon

We like it when Groudon goes da na da na

We like it when Rayquaza goes da na da na

Registeel, I know you wanna go da na da na

Pokemon, mon, mon, mon, mon

Whoa

Uh alright

Uh whoa yeah

Ooh

Whoa

(Meowth is a little slow da na da na)

(Ash was a little girl ha ha ha ha)

(Cassidy you wanna show da na da na)

Baby

(That thong th thong thong thong)

(Gary is a dumb ho da na da na)

(Richie is a dumb ho da na da na)

(Butch is a dumb ho da na da na)

(Pokemon, mom, mon, mon, mon)

Authors Notes:

-The fun we have so scandoulous

The laughter, you can't handle it

RAW shaking that thing like who's the ish

With a look in his eye so devilish

You like to read, review, and rate

Your favorite fic cuz it's just so great

If you don't request then he'll think you hate

The story he's worked so hard on!

He's got mad hat skills, skills, skills

To pay the bills, bills, bills

You know the drill, drill, drill

I think I'll sing it again-

He's got mad hat skills, skills, skills

To pay the bills, bills, bills

You know the drill, drill, drill

I think I'll sing it again-