The Christmas Season fast approaches, so I'll celebrate with a line of Christmas parodies! Please to read, review, and request!
Sung To Deck the Halls
Deck Team Rocket for there folly,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Once again, they have no money,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Don them now their gay apparel,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Troll the ancient "Blast off" carol,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
See the blazing fools before us,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Strike the thunder, hear the chorus.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Follow me in merry measure,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
While I tell of Yuletide treasure,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Fast away the old year passes,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Train we joyous, all together,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Sung to Jingle Bells
Dashing through
the woods
With Pika on my head
Camping out at night
sleeping
without beds;
The Noctowl in my tree
Is very annoying
I'll
hit it with a rock if
It won't let me go to sleep!
O! Pokemon,
Pokemon, Poke all the way!
O what fun it is to catch,
and
train a 'mon all day, hey!
O! Pokemon, Pokemon, Poke all the
way!
O what fun it is to catch
and train a 'mon all day!
A day or two
ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Always Right
Was
seated by my side;
The room-service; it stank,
The ship; it
almost sank
She got into a drifted bank
And we, we walked the
plank!
O! Pokemon,
Pokemon, Poke all the way!
O what fun it is to catch,
and
train a 'mon all day, hey!
O! Pokemon, Pokemon, Poke all the
way!
O what fun it is to catch
and train a 'mon all day!
A day or two
ago
The story I must tell
I trained out in the snow
And on
my back I fell;
Gary was walking by
Umbreon by his side
He
laughed as there
I sprawling lay
But quickly walked away!
O! Pokemon,
Pokemon, Poke all the way!
O what fun it is to catch,
and
train a 'mon all day, hey!
O! Pokemon, Pokemon, Poke all the
way!
O what fun it is to catch
and train a 'mon all day!
Now the match is
neigh
Go it while you're young
Train the 'mon tonight
And
sing this Poke song;
Just get a pikachu
two-forty as his speed
Teach him to use thunder-bolt
And crack! You'll take the
lead
O! Pokemon,
Pokemon, Poke all the way!
O what fun it is to catch,
and
train a 'mon all day, hey!
O! Pokemon, Pokemon, Poke all the
way!
O what fun it is to catch
and train a 'mon all day!
Sung to Jingle Bell Rock
Pokemon,
Pokemon
Pokemon rock
Graveler swings
And Corsola's
ring
Blastin' and throwin'
Up bushels of fun
Now the Poke
hop has begun
Pokemon, Pokemon
Pokemon rock
Tyranitars
chime in
Tyranitar time
Dancin' and prancin'
In Pokemon
square
In the rocky air
What a bright time
It's the
right time
To rock the night away
Kabutops, time
Is a swell
time
To go glidin' on
Aerodactlyl
Giddy-up, Regirock
Pick up your feet
Jingle
around the clock
Mix and mingle
In a jinglin' beat
That's
the Pokemon rock
Pokemon,
Pokemon
Pokemon rock
Onix's chime in
Onix's time
Dancin'
and prancin'
In Pokemon square
In the rocky air
What a
bright time
It's the right time
To rock the night away
Omastar,
time
Is a swell time
To go glidin' on
Aerodactlyl
Giddy-up, Sudo-Wood
Pick up your feet
Jingle
around the clock
Mix and mingle
In a jinglin' beat
That's the Pokemon
That's the
Pokemon
That's the Pokemon rock