Songs To Laugh To! Chapter 25: Requested: Laffy Flaffy!, a pokémon fanfic

A.N. The actual song makes no sense, therefore the parody makes no sense. Let's just say that Ash likes his candy a little to much! I'd like to thank Kiyomi Kaiba for requesting and reviewing!

Sung to Laffy Taffy

Dat laffy taffy candy gurl

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffycandy gurl
Dat laffy taffy

I'm lookin fa some bubble gum
I want a chik-o-stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt)oh
Cuz it so thick
Gurlz give me Jolly Rancher
Cuz it stay so hard
I can suck it for a long time
oh my god!
Gurl dis aint no dance flo
Dis a candy sto
And im really geeked up
And i got mo dro
I catch pokemon
Its all i do
Its da summer time
but yo laffy taffy got me coldoh
Gone get looseoh
Gone get lowoh
Dont be shy
Hell i'm Faybo?oh
I kno you wanna ride
you a star and it shows
well tell em damn whats up whats up lets go lets go lets go

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffycandy gurl
Dat laffy taffy (repeat 2x)

Cum on trick cum on trick
Here go Mr. chocolate
I like da way you break it down
Waddle, stop you watchin me
Laffy taffy i'm likin dis
Big ol stick you shakin bitch
close yo mouth and dont say shit
bend on ova and hit a split
work dat pole and work it well
stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
gurl let me touch ya
iwill neva tell
security gaurd dont scare nobody
damn right i touched dat bar
all da money just hit da flo
PKM im ready to go
hell cant even shake no mo
dey tired out
lets ride out
bitch you wanna go
den she can go
she get in my car
i aint playin no mo
start movin on my Faybo
bitch she probably already kno
let me see dat laffy taffy
(dun dun dunt)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffycandy gurl
Dat laffy taffy (repeat 2x)

say baby gurl
a wat u gon do
i got a hundred 1s
i wanna Suzy Q
just keep dat taffy shakin
and i keep tippin you
while i sit back lik a playa
and sip dat grey goose
feelin all loose
cuz gurl you on yo job
you got my dick hard
da way you eat skittles
workin dem micros
on da stilletos
you made it skeet skeet skeet
lik a water hoezcandy gurl
got me goin in my pocket
pullin out mo dough
let da waitress kno i need to order
five hundred mo
you besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo
so gone and pack dem bags
and lets mothafin go
im waitin on yo fine a
at da front doe
gurl you don kno
ima toss da laffy taffy
toss it flip it and slap it
bust a couple of nuts
and get right back at it

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffycandy gurl
Dat laffy taffy (repeat 2x

Sung to Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dog!

Intro
Assssssssssssssh..
Assssssssssssssh..

When the 'mon's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the teams try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a rival get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the bags on my arm and I'm earning badges
And I catch the best 'mon cause I got it going on

Verse - Gary
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
See these N-Kings, see these N-Queens?
Eligible bachelor, million dollar Oak
That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat
The Professor, studier of fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can exercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead
Trainer wit the beat, I know Trainers in the street
Wit the steel that'll make you feel like Chikorita in the heat
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my 'mon fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit
You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, you should take four son
And think before you fuck wit Mr. Oaks grandson

Verse - Ash

Assssssssssssssh!
I'm a trainer, but y'all knew that
Da Big Chosen One, yeah I had to do that
I keep a little mouse hanging on my backside
But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side
Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
I cut so much you thought I was a DJ
scratches "two!" - three "!" - "yep, one!"

A-S-H, K-E-T-C-H-U-M

Assssssssssssssh!
I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the 'mon get 'feated
So bring your friends, all of y'all come outside
We got a world premiere right here, now get live!
So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a poke-box full of fine poke-mizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G's to the bizzack, now trainers here we gizzo

Chorus - Ash
When the 'mon's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the teams try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a rival get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the bags on my arm and I'm earning badges
And I catch the best 'mon cause I got it going on

Verse - Ash
I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta foe's
Follow my own path, and wear my own clothes
I hang out tough, I'm a real Bo$$
Big A-K, yeah he's so sharp
On the TV screen and in the magazines
If you play me close, you're on a red beam
Oh you got a 'mon so you wanna pop back?
Pika-L47 now nigga, stop that!
Crushed foe, now I'm on the move
Your family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you
Must I remind you I'm only here to twist you
Pika whip you, dip you then flip you
Then dance to this motherfucking music we crip to
Subscribe nigga, get yo issue
Baby come close, let me see how you get loose!

Outro
Assssssssssssssh.
Assssssssssssssh..s in the crib ma
Drop it like

Sung to Pon The Replay by Rihanna

Hookop it like it's h
Come Mr. trainer 'mon pon de replay
Come Mr. trainer won't you turn the battle up
All the mon pon the 'rena wantin some more what
Come Mr. trainer won't you turn the battle up

Come Mr. trainer 'mon pon de replay
Come Mr. trainer won't you turn the battle up
All the mon pon the 'rena wantin some more what
Come Mr. trainer won't you turn the battle up

Verse:
it goes 1 by 1 even 2 by 2
everybody on the floor let me show you how we do
lets go hit it low then you bring it up slow
whip it up 1 time whip it back once more, go

Pre-Hook:
Poke-Mon, Poke-Mon
Everybody Poke-Mon
Lemme see you move and
Rock it til the match done
Shake it til the moon becomes the sun (Sun)
Everybody in the club give me a run (Run)
If you ready to fight say it (Yeah Yeah)
One time for your mind say it (Yeah Yeah)
Well i'm ready for ya
Come let me show ya
You want to groove im'a show you how to move
Come come

Come Mr. trainer 'mon pon de replay
Come Mr. trainer won't you turn the battle up
All the mon pon the 'rena wantin some more what
Come Mr. trainer won't you turn the battle up

B-Sec :
Hey Mr.
Please Mr. Trainer
Tell me if you hear me
Turn the battle up

Hey Mr.
Please Mr. Trainer
Tell me if you hear me
Turn the battle up

Verse 2:
It goes 1 by 1 even 2 by 2
Everybody in the gym gon be rockin when i'm through
Let the bass from the speakers run through ya sneakers
Move both ya feet and run to the beat, go

Come Mr. trainer 'mon pon de replay
Come Mr. trainer won't you turn the battle up
All the mon pon the 'rena wantin some more what
Come Mr. trainer won't you turn the battle up

B-Sec :
Hey Mr.
Please Mr. Trainer
Tell me if you hear me
Turn the battle up
Hey Mr.
Please Mr. Trainer
Tell me if you hear me
Turn the battle up
it's hot
x4
Okay everybody get down if you feel me
Put your hands up to the ceiling

Hook x2:
Come Mr. trainer 'mon pon de replay
Come Mr. trainer won't you turn the battle up
All the mon pon the 'rena wantin some more what
Come Mr. trainer won't you turn the battle up

Come Mr. trainer 'mon pon de replay
Come Mr. trainer won't you turn the battle up
All the mon pon the 'rena wantin some more what
Come Mr. trainer won't you turn the battle up

the get at y