It's been a long time since I updated anything, and for that I apologize. I wanted to wait until I could update four stories at once, but I can no longer keep my fans waiting. Read and review please! These songs go out to Leamsi.

BLACK EYED PEAS

"My Humps" (as sung by May)

What you gon' do with all that S?
PMS inside that dress?
I'ma get, get, get, get, distressed,
get depressed, what's I do best.
depressed, depressed, depressed, depressed, depressed,
depressed, depressed, depressed, my lovely little stress. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
I'm whining all the time, see,
I hate all of this walking.
when we gonna get there,
when we gonna be there
Comments, they be sharin'
All their "advice" got me wearin'
a blush, But I be nagging,
They say they love my ass 'n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on hatin'
And no I ain't faken
We can keep on hangin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My stress, (stress) my stress, my stress, my stress (stress)
You love my PMS, (stress)
My hump, my hump, my hump, (stress)
My humps they got u,
She's got me dealin.
(Oh) dealin' with the whining from me and spending time on me.
She's got me dealin'.
(Oh) dealin with the whining from me, from me, from me

What you gon' do with all that S?
PMS inside that dress?
I'ma get, get, get, get, distressed,
get depressed, what's I do best.
What u gon' do with all those nits?
nitpick, nitpick in them jeans
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos I'm depressed, depressed, depressed, depressed, depressed,
depressed, depressed, my lovely little stress. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the H. League.
She came with cause she liked contest things.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my creamy puff,
Milky, milky Puffy,
Mix your milk with my creamy puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really boring,
The boys call me annoying.
Yet, always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a rest boy,
I'm so depressed.

depressed, depressed, depressed, depressed, depressed,
depressed, depressed, depressed, depressed, depressed, my lovely little stress (stress)
my lovely little stress (stress)
my lovely little stress (stress)
little stress, what I do best (stress)
My stressin' got u,
She's got me dealin.
(Oh) dealin' with the whining from me and spending time on me.
She's got me dealin'.
(Oh) dealin with the whining from me, from me, from me

What you gon' do with all that S?
PMS inside that dress?
I'ma get, get, get, get, distressed,
get depressed, what's I do best.
What u gon' do with all those nits?
nitpick, nitpick in them jeans
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that S?
PMS inside that dress?
I'ma get, get, get, get, distressed,
get depressed, what's I do best. What you gon' o with all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

Ahh! Ah, ah, ah ahh! Ah, ah, ah ahh, ah, ah, ah, ahh!

She's got me dealin.
(Oh) dealin' with the whining from me and spending time on me.
She's got me dealin'.
(Oh) dealin with the whining from me, from me, from me

Parody 2

"My Humps"

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these fellas crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They take me to my 'testies.
Tough & Beautiful-a,
Smart, Cute, and Cool-a
Tips, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin'
a blush but I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass 'n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't fakin
We can keep on training'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, (lumps)my love, my love, my love (lumps)
You love my lady lumps, (lumps)
My hump, my hump, my hump, (lumps)
My humps they got u,
She's got me hiking.
(Oh) Hiking round the world on me and spending time on me.
She's got me hiking'.
(Oh) Hiking round the world on me, on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the H. League.
She said 'eek' cause I burnt her bike thing.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my fluff and stuff,
Milky, milky Fluffy,
Mix your milk with my fluff and stuff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it Dad'll start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got u,
She's got me hiking.
(Oh) Hiking round the world on me and spending time on me.
She's got me hiking'.
(Oh) Hiking round the world on me, on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She's got me hiking.
(Oh) Hiking round the world on me and spending time on me.
She's got me hiking'.
(Oh) Hiking round the world on me, on me, on me

These Boots Are Made For Walkin' - Jessica Simpson (Misty)

Are you ready 'mon?
Start fighting "let's do it!"
C'mon
Let's go

You keep saying you got a problem with me (uh)
Well T.R. I don't mind to say you do
Now your heading right where I thought you'd be heading 'Mon come handy when R's in front of you

These 'mon are made for fighting
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these 'mon are gonna fight all over you

You believe you've stopped me for a reason (uh)
Now I'm pretending my bending's just for fun
You keep playing where I got you playing (yeah)
These double D initials work to run

These 'mon are made for fighting
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these 'mon are gonna fight all over you

I'm the boy with the good guys who don't mean you no harm
This gotten way with Hoenn County charm
There ain't no crime in havin' a little fun

Swerve my stride
Bat my sexy eyes
Where my 'mon at (haha)
Strut ya stuff come on

Hey ya'lll
Wanna come and see something (uh uh, uh uh)
Can't touch, can I get a hand clap for the way I work my back
Tick tock all around the clock drop it
Push ya tush, like that
Can I get a sueee
Can I get a yee haw

You keep thinking what you shouldn't be thinking
Another too far is down till you kissing ground
I'm a gonna send you back home as you crying
But Uncle Ashy he sure is gonna be proud

These 'mon are made for fighting
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these 'mon are gonna fight all over you

These 'mon are made for fighting
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these 'mon are gonna fight all over you

Come on 'mon
Start fighting
Come on ladies

Hey ya'll
Wanna come and see something (uh uh, uh uh)
Can't touch, can I get a hand clap for the way I work my back
Tick tock all around the clock drop it
Push ya tush, like that
Can I get a sueee
Can I get a yee haw

Come on Ashie (ohh yeah, owww)
Yeee haw
Ashie Ketchum everybody (uh)
Let's go home now