A/N: I'm really glad you people are readin and stuff so keep readin!! It kets better!!!!! I doin't have spell check this time and I kinda type REALLY FAST so I hope it's like readable until I can get on my firned's laptop again and correct it/edit it. ENJOI (LOL that's spelt wrong on purpose!)
It was around midnight and the gang was in he corriders. "What are we doing here?" ron yawned.
"We're going to see it!" Hermoine hissed viscously.
"See what?" Geinny asked, a bit frightening.
"The ghost/vampire shemale!"
"I don't like the sound of this!!" Ron exclaimed.
"Hush!" the rest hushed. Hermiove decided to take this opportunity and get closet to the trembliung Ronald. She gently took his hand and squeezed it. "don't be sacred, Ron!" she cried in a triumphant manor.
"Huh?"
"Oh, something is yonder!"
They all looked and saw a dark figure. "Looks like it could be Flitwick (that's name of that squib guy with the cat??)
"No this looks taller than him!" Harry claimed.
"is it that thing, Herniome?!" Ginny asked clingly to Harry!
"No, and it has a name: Twilighta!"
"What a cool name! It reminds me of those like Twilight books from the Americas," Ron stated stupidly.
"How do you k now it's not it?"
"Because Twilights is much taller, Harry! Gee you 're so stupid I thought people with glasses were smart!"
"It's coming closer!" Ron said. And it was coming closer! So close they could taste its smelly breath. But it wasn't Twilighta…it was only Draco Malfoy! "Wtf are you doing here?" he barked.
"None of your business, Malfoy!" Harry and Hermoine said at the same time or simultaneously.
"We're looking for Twilighta!"
"What?! Like, the Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess?" he laughed hilariously.
"Ron stop talking," Hermoine ordered. She pushed him. "Gee you're PUSHY," ron pointed out.
"Yes because I psuehd you."
"You are all on some crack or something."
"Just leave us alone."
"No I'm going to tell Flitwich and his cat…Mrs Tickles." (um, wtf is that name of the cat?! Oh well! I'll put it in laterz!)
"Oh no you wouldn't!" he gasped. And then Ginny screamed!!
A/N: OMFG CLIFF HANGER!!