-walks out on stage- Ahem, first of all I would like to add to my numerous apologies by adding this formal apology for both not doing any real updating, and for taking so long to finish this. All tomatoes may be thrown near the end and I beg of you not to aim for my hair because if it's ruined, I have to sit on my butt for another six hours having it done before this wedding, 'kay? Now, without further delay one of my VERY patient and loyal reviewers, Guardian Wrath, or as she will be referred to in this chapter, Invader Nyx!!
-rolls out a red carpet, and bows-
"I am not worthy!"
"Hmph!"
"I beg thy forgivness!"
"…"
"… I'll buy you ice cream!"
"…"
"Cake?"
"…"
"Pie?"
"…"
"A CORVET?"
"Eh, why not?"
"YAYZ! :D" –glomps Nyx- "I luffles joo :D"
O.O
And now that, that is over and I am forgiven, let us continue to the land of milk and honey... Or my story, which ever one sounds more appealing.
Disclaimer: I don't own.
I was sitting at Dairy Queen, checking my mail when I received a message from a contact that I had never heard of before... The first line read:
From the computer of an amused individual... (Does this sound familiar to anyone? If so, I'm just using this line because I like it :P)
I took one look at that line and sighed, 'twas time for a wake up call. My writer's block had gone on long enough. Pulling together all of my quickly waning authoress powers, I reached through the computer and grabbed what I hoped was the sender. Attempting to pull them through to my side, my strength failed me and I fell in as well.
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!" The two of us screamed in unison. In about five seconds I face planted into thge ground with the other person landing safely on top of me.
"... Ouch..."
"I'M ALIVE!!!" She squealed. I pulled my head up out of the dirt and spat out the mouthful of worms I had aquired during my landing.
"... Pain..." I felt the other person get off,
"Wow, you actually did it! :D" I pulled myself up,
"What'd I do?"
"You fulfilled your promise and brought me HERE!!!"
"... Oh..." I walked in a random direction, barely missing a tree that came out of nowhere.... Stupid tree...
"Where are we going?" She asked, following me.
"I don't know... Who are you again?" She gasped,
"I'm your GUEST, Nyx, remember?"
"Hm.. Nyx is a pretty name...
"Thank you, so, what are we going to do first?" We trudged on through the forest, avoiding random, yet obvious traps that blocked our path.
"I don't know about you, but I'm going to try and find the akatsuki, if I'm correct, they'll hopefully have some coffee, I REALLY need it right now..." (Isn't it sad that someone my age is addicted to coffee? And if you can guess my age, you can have a Corvet too.)
"Where are we now?"
"In the forest,"
"Obviously, but WHERE are we?" We came to a cliff and on the other side was a giant rock with a single seal upon it,
"Does that answer your question?"
"For now."
"Joy." Getting surprisingly bored, of gazing out, I decided to call. "HEY AKATSUKI, I'VE GOT A DELIVERY FOR YOU!!!!!"
"Wha?"
"You wanted us to get in, didn't you?"
"Yeah, but couldn't you just poof us in, like you do in all of your other chapters?"
"Probably, but where's the fun in that?" Slowly, the rock moved, and out came... Tobi.
"Tobi heard that someone had a delivery." I twitched slightly,
"TOBI!!!!"
"Tobi is a good boy."
"Tobi, i just wanted to tell you that my friend Shelby cosplays as you!" Nyx said, enthisiastically.
"That's great!" Tobi tilted his head to the side, "What's 'cosplay'?" Nyx just laughed and we walked past him.
"Coffee..." I groaned, zombie-like.
"What's wrong with you?"
"What does it look like?" I grumbled,
"Gee, you don't have to get all bitchy about it."
"Not in the mood, need coffee..."
"What's going on out here, un?" Deidara came from the hideout, only to see two girls, and Tobi in the background, just standing there. I checked the paper I had in my pocket, which served as my to-do list, and skimmed over it.
"Nyx..."
"What?"
"You cosplay as Deidara, right?"
"Yeah, so?"
"Maybe you two have some kind of connection."
"Like what?"
"Who knows, just go up to him and try something."
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to sit here, die, and slightly reduce the surplus population."
"Do I even want to ask why?"
"Probably not, besides, you'll be better off without me."
"Why do you say that? You're supposed to be my guide!"
"Yes, but I'm going to collapse any moment without my coffee..." Tobi turned to us,
"Coffee? Tobi knows where to find coffee! Follow Tobi!" He cried, grabbing my arm and dragging me after him. Nyx looked up at Deidara who simply stared back at her,
"... Art is a bang." At that moment, Deidara mentally threw his hands up into the air and praised whatever god in the world had brought him this gift, even Jashin if he was listening. He smiled a bit and took out some clay,
"Art is a bang, un."
About an hour later...
Somewhere, near the outskirts of Konoha, the Uchiha Compound suddenly burst into flames. Nyx, who was standing on top of a clay bird, surveying the damage that she had created, smirked. She had created mass chaos, and in that hour, she had been kicked out of the Akatsuki lair for setting everything on fire (although Pein had drawn the line when she had sen Konan's flower on fire and then attempted to set Konan herself on fire, after she had turned into paper and was chasing her), and they had just used that fact that she had taken all of Deidara's clay as an excuse. Looking around, Nyx found her target. Consiquentially, Pein had 'accidentally' sent her back in time quite a few years, but this was the perfect time to test her new found abilities. Riding on top of her bird, she followed Sasuke to the edge of the village, before noticing Sakura out of the corner of her eye. Sakura drew a kunai and took a fighting stance. Nyx didn't even blink. She seemed to be engrossed in staring at Sakura's forehead.
"What are you staring at?"
"..."
"Hello!?!"
"..."
"Answer me!"
"..."
"I demand that you give me an answer!"
"..." Not giving her an answer out of pure spite, Nyx turned her back and left upon her bird, following Sasuke's trail.
-CRASH-
Nyx jumped through a window, tumbling and rolling until she stopped after running into a wall.
"Is she part of your group too?" Jiraiya demanded. Itachi payed no mind to his words, he was to busy lecturing Sasuke on how he lacked hatred. As Nyx began to watch intently, Kisame walked up behind her and grabbed her by the collar. Hauling her to her feet, Kisame asked,
"Who are you?" Nyx's mind was still focusing on what Itachi was saying, so she didn't bother answering right away, but when she did, she did it in a way that was most unexpected. Instead of responding with words, she hugged him.
"What are you doing?" Kisame pulled her off and threw her into the wall next to Sasuke. Itachi glanced at the girl next to his brother, and Hn'ed as she muttered a brief, 'I'm okay'. Regaining her composure, Nyx gave a slight bow and continued to watch the scene with interest until it was time for them to make their escape. After Itachi and Kisame had gone though the wall, she jumped after them and rode her bird after them, avoiding a few kunai that came her way.
"Are you done here?" I asked, appearing behind her.
"I see you've got your powers back."
"Apparently, I've started writing a bit more, are you ready to go?"
"Why should I? This is fun."
"You want to stay here?"
"Of course," I sighed,
"Very well then."
"You're actually going to let me?"
"I owe you a lot, so I don't see why not. The thing is, I'm not letting you stay in this time period." As I spoke, the scenery around us changed as we were transported to another place in another time.
"You're just going to leave me here?"
"No,"
"What are you going to do then?"
"I'm going to leave you here with the akatsuki and Shelby."
"What?"
"You can keep this and make this your world, I owe you that much, but do me a favor, and don't destroy it."
"..."
"..."
"You do know that I'm not going to actually stay here, right?"
"Yep, let's go."
"After you." I opened a portal leading us to our respective homes. This was quite an unusual adventure.