a/n:::: okiie dohkie! Well I gotta give out a special thanks to Bambi, RazzelDazzelbaby (lol kool name homie.) and black tulip and I messed up in my last a/n. I forgot to say thanks to .. ,,thank you for your reviews.

Okayy sooo this is chapter 3 this chapter was kind of hard for me to write :-/ . thats why it took so long to update.. butt NE whooo baby booo...

this is

chap. 3. Punch. Drunk. Love.

Enjoy and review babe.

3 e.j

p.s sorry bout the mess up earlier I was feeding my son. And lets jus say im not a ..

oh and what u guys read was from another story I started to write. Buuutttt no1 left reviews so I stoped. =/ sad huh?

I poked my head out the shower curtain and Jake stood there smiling. I smiled back and started to wash my hair.

"May I help you?" I asked smiling

"Ummm...no I dont think so, unless you wanna hold my weener while I pee."

I laughed " oh okay well you don't need my help."

Then I heard him pee and yawn very loud. He then flushed the toilet!!! That son of a bitch knows that the water gets super cold when you flush the toilet. I squeeld and Jacob laughed.

"You fuckin bitch!!" I yelled at him

"I need to wash my hands Ness" he said nonchalantly

"Ughh, stick you hands in the shower I will turn the water towards you."

"Okie dohkie" he washed his hands In the shower and washed. When he was done I heard him put the toilet seat down. I peeked outside the curtain and I saw Jacob sitting on top of the toilet with his head in his hands.

"You okay Jakey boy?" I asked trying to lighten the mood.

"No." i waited for him to say more but he never did. I finished up in the shower and asked him to hand me my towel. I stepped out the shower In a somewhat small towel . Damn if I knew he was gonna be In here the whole time I would have got a bigger one.

He still sat on the toilet but he was looking up at me. His normal beautiful brown eyes looked looked like he wanted to eat me.

"Ness" he sighed and slightly moaned. I was standing in front of him and hearing him say my name like that made my heartbeat speed up. Awww shit I want him soo bad. He looked so sexy.

Fuckk, no Renesmee!! He's with the cunt. I thought.. And like Jacob new what I was thinking he said

"No Nessie, i broke up with her, you were right, ughh!.. shes insane in the membrane " he said as he ran his hands threw his hair and over his face

"Yea, I told you so." after I said that Jake looked up at me and I regretted throwing the 'I told you so' phrase at him.

"I'm sorry, why you brake up with her?"

"She asked me to cum on her face Nessie, like what the fuck, that's nasty. My dick got soft like in a second In her mouth. Than I broke up with her and left. I haven't talked to her since last night."

Wow I wasn't expecting him to just blurt it all out like that.

"Fuck she's nasty, she wanted you to give her a facial!" i looked at him and he was smiling looking at me "man the bitch is nastier than I thought" I said more to myself than to Jacob. Jacob nodded in agreement and he stood up, i opened the bathroom door not bothering to get my dirty clothes off the floor. I didn't want to moon Jacob. I walked to my room and Jacob was following me. When I got to my room Jacob asked of he could come in, i was going to ask why but then I heard Marcus and Leah moaning. Fuck there better not be any Marcus and Leah juice stains on my couch, or floor.

Jacob layed on my bed his back against the head board. I went in my drawers and got a pair of navy blue panties with "in your dreams" Written on the butt in yellow. I got a black bra , white tank top and some short shorts. I went to the bathroom and got dressed, brushed my hair than put it in a messy bun. When I got back to my room Jacob was in the same spot watching tv. He sat up and looked at me.

"Hey Ness, do you have any clothes here that iv left here."

"Yep, some Basketball shorts, that's it. You want them?"

"Yeah I don't want to be in my jeans anymore, and I don't want to walk abound in my boxers cause I don't want to get you to excited" he said with this crooked grin on his face.

"Don't worry I wouldn't get excited over you baby penis." lie lie lie!, I gave him his shorts and sat on my bed. He got up and undressed right in front of me. Fuck his dick is huge!! I could only see the outline of it in his boxers. It took all my strength to pull my eyes away from his body. I needed something to distract me. So I went on my laptop to surf the web.

Jacob POV.

I got up off her bed and undressed right in front of her. I saw her eyes scan my body and her eyes froze on my partner in crime aka my DICK!. Ha, how's that for small!! She looked away and her cheeks were rosey. I loved it when she blushed. I wish I could tell her how much I loved her and wanted her next to me NAKED!

I pulled my shorts on when she went and got her laptop. Humm so she was gonna play hard ehhh.. Well 2 can play that game baby. So I didn't bother to put my shirt on, I got back on the bed and sighed, an this sigh wasn't just any regular sigh it was a big over exaggerating sigh. I needed to get her attention.

I looked at her from the corner of my eye and she didn't look at me at all!!! What the fuck! So I leaned over towards her to do something sexy but I stopped when I noticed she was looking threw pictures of her and Paul. What the hell! What does she like about him, he's fuckin mean! When we were little he gave me a weggy and i got back at him and he exploded!!! She went psycho. He can be a fuckin ass to everyone but no one can do anything back. But hey, he is still one of my best friends.

But then he had a family of hickeys on his heck And a special one on his lip. That one still amazes me. Humm would it be wrong if I was jealous of him and mad at her?? Nahh.

"Why you give Paul those hickeys?" I asked with out thinking.

"What??? Oh umm we were just playing. Why ? "

"Hum, just wondering" ha! Just playing yea effin right!!

"Why you make that face? You don't believe me?" she asked closing her laptop and turned to face me. Aw shit.

"What face? " I said and than smirked. Shit that was a mistake.

"That one! Your making it right now! It's like a look of disgust!! Does it gross you out that I gave Paul a couple hickeys?!" she yelled and than stood up with her hands on her hips. Gosh she looked so damn cute. Her breast were round and perky they weren't too small or to big they were perfect, I fought the urge to rub them and suck each one. I moved my eyes down to her thighs. Fuck. Her sexy legs. She had fit tight legs. They weren't skinny chicken legs either but they also weren't big and juicy, they were PERFECT!! Everything was perfect on her. I moved my eyes to her plump full lips, they were a little pink, which I always thought was adorable. Her lips were moving, she was talking but all I could hear was blah blah blah. I then looked to her milk chocolate eyes. They were so beautiful.

"JACOB!! Jake!!! Hello!!! Are you even listening to me!" She yelled and I snapped out of it. "Huh??" I said like a dumbass.

"Wow your fuckin lame. I hope you know that!!. Ughh!! I let you stay in my fuckin house and you can't even pay attention to me!! Your pathetic. "

I stood up on my side of the bed. So the bed was the only thing keeping us apart. I crossed my arms and started to get irritated.

"What the fuck!!! Hold up! Why the fuck are you mad?? " I had to ask, I needed to know what she was talking about when I was admiring her sexiness.

"Wow!!! Fuckin wow!! I'm mad Jacob, because your giving me stupid ass looks when I tell you about me and Paul!! You have no reason to look at me like that! "

"Yes I do!!! Your my friend and you gave Paul hickeys! That's not cool, that's grosss!!! Yuckk!!! Nasty!!!" I yelled back. And Nessie walk around the bed so she was standing in front of me. I felt my heart beat speed up. I wanted her soo bad.

"Do you know how fuckin stupid you sound!!" she yelled poking me in my chest. I held back my laugh when she poked me. It's funny when she acts like she is bigger and badder than me when im 6'7 and shes 5'6. And she also kinda tickled me. "you know what's gross Jacob!? You and that fucking CUNT!! That's nasty!! You fucked a girl who's gotten fucked by almost every guy on the football team. So you pretty much fucked all your team mates. Now that shit is nasty!!!

Wow she really thinks I fucked Becky. Ha. I'm not dumb. It makes me mad to know that she thinks so low of me, now I wasn't irritated I was mad.

"I didn't fuck her. She only sucked my dick. I'm not fuckin stupid Ness! You know what FUCK YOU, yea i said it!!! Fuck. you!!." I yelled back, iv never been so mad at her, and I instantly regretted saying that, but I knew she would get over it, I think.

Then she punched me in my shoulder super fuckin hard. I rubbed my shoulder trying to make the soarness go away. I looked at her and she was mad dogging me. Man this chick is ruthless

Than she moved closer to me.

"Fuck you Jacob Black, fuck being friends with you. Our friendship is over". She spat. She sounded like she really meant it. I stopped rubbing my shoulder and grabbed her face in my hands. I had to know if she meant it. Suddenly I wasn't mad at her anymore.

"Do you mean that" I asked looking into her chocolate brown eyes.

She blinked once and sighed. "Ughh! No I don't." she bit her lip softly as she looked at my lips. I licked my lips slowly as I heard her breathing become faster.

Then everything happened so fast after that.

She jumped on me and wrapped her legs around my waste i held her tightly against my body. Her lips were on mine in an instant, her tongue slid into my mouth and I did the same. She tasted so good. She tasted like strawberry's. I moaned I her mouth and grabbed her ass with both of my hands. And I earned a moan. Fuck she's amazing. I moved us to the bed and I layed her down on her back. I was in between her legs, my already hard dick was pushed against her. I moved my hand under her shirt and rubbed her soft stomach. She felt so good it was ridiculous. I moved my lips to hers kissing her jawline and down to her neck I sucked and licked . I probably gave her a hickey. Shit. Oh well. I felt her hands rub up and down my chest and back. Then her hand came down to the waistline of my pants. She pulled my shorts down with her feet and than she pulled my dick out of my boxers, she held tightly onto my hard dick.

"Ness." I whisper against her neck.

"Humm" she sighed. And slowly began to jack me off. " Ahhh, t-that feels soo...Ness" i moaned into her neck. I moved my hands down to the hem on her shirt and pulled it off slowly. She stopped stroking me and she sat up, giving me one of her sexiest smiles. I just couldn't be apart from her any longer, so I grabbed her around her waist and I kissed her neck softly, I moved my hands to her back and unclasped her bra. She slid it of slowly and threw it on the floor and brang my hands up to her Brest. I grabbed and molded them, they were so soft I brought my mouth to them and sucked lightly, Her hands were tangled into my hair grabbing it roughly. I layed her down on her back and I let my hands move down to her sex. Her panties were soaked. "Ahhh Nessie, are you wet for me baby" I asked kissing her softly and looking at her beautiful face. Her eyes were closed. "ye- ssssss ahhhhh!!!!! Fuck" she moaned loudly as I slid my finger into wet pussy. She was so wet and so warm. Just feeling her on my hand made my dick twitch. "Fuckkk.. Ness your so wet." I than stuck another finer in her and used my thumb to rub her clit. Moaned softly and bucked her hips forward. I moved my fingers faster, making her hold tightly to my back." Jakeee!!! Ughhhh!! " she yelled biting her bottom lip.

"Yea Ness, what do you want baby? Tell me" I wanted to please her in anyway possible. I would do anything for her. "Jacob..." hearing her say my name sent goose bumps all over my body and made my breathing become ragged. I began to start finger fucking her harder and faster. I felt her walls tighten around my fingers. I knew she was gonna come. I wanted her to come. I wanted to be the one and only man making her climax. Her eyes were still closed and her fingers were digging into my back. It stung a little but it felt so fuckin good.

"Ness baby, look at me." I demanded. She opened her eyes and they were filled with love and lust. I felt her walls clench onto me again, fuck why is she holding it back." Don't hold back baby, come on me" and that's all it took, she came. She yelled and arched her head back releasing all of her warm liquid on me, fuck she was a goddess. When she finished her release I pulled my fingers out she sat up on her elbows and looked at me smiling and then I did something iv never done before, I brang my fingers to my mouth and licked them clean, fuck she tasted so good. She was so sweet I couldn't help but close my eyes and moan. When I opened my eyes, Nessie was there starring at me biting her bottom lip,she grabbed me and shoved me down onto my back and pulled off my boxers. She pulled off her panties and threw them. My dick what standing high and erect. She looked at it and then at me and blushed. She looked so pretty when she blushed. She hardly ever did. "Wow" she breathed "it's huge"

"Yeaaa I'm blessed" I said putting my hands behind my head she smiled and smacked me on my chest. She kissed the spot she hit softly and smiled "sorry". I grabbed her and pulled her onto of me so she was straddling my stomach. My hard member was touching her back." Dont apologize for love taps baby. Besides it didn't even hurt." she sighed and smiled "I love it when you call me baby."

"Good" I said bringing her lips to mine. The kiss started off soft and passionate than she deepen it our tongues were touching and she bit my lip softly. I felt her move her body back a little. She lifted her wet hot pussy above my slightly painful hard dick. Our lips never parted. I felt her wetness drip onto my dick. I groaned and she smiled against my lips " I love you"She breathed.

What the fuck !! Did she just say what I think she said! oh shit my heart is gonna explode with happiness. I should say it back! I love her! And before I could say it back she plunged down onto my hard member, I closed my eyes tightly because the feeling was so intense. "AHHHH!!! FUCK!! BABY!!!" i yelled holding her hips. I looked at her and her eyes were closed tightly her hands were on my bare chest. She wasn't moving or breathing. Fuck, I hurt her!

"Ness!!! Baby... oh shit.." I sat up on my elbows and looked at her I was just about to pull her off. When she moaned when I pulled her up a little on my dick so I could get her off. "Baby, Jacob , relax I just had to adjust to your size. But now you feel so fuckin good." she said seductively. She rubbed her hands up and down my chest and started grinding herself on me. I lowered myself off my elbows and held her hips tightly. "Mmmm Nessie" I guess me saying that triggered something because than she started ridding me hard and fast I cupped her sexy breast in my hands." Fuckkk Jake!!!, I'm gonna come."
I moved my hands down to her hips and started pushing her down onto me harder and harder. I felt her tighten around my dick and then I felt my dick twitch a couple times, my body became hot and I felt my own orgasm build up in my sack and in my stomach. and then we came together. "Fuuuckk Jake!! Ughhh " , She let her body fall on top of mine while we came together I held her close and tightly. "Mmmm baby" I groaned "I love you too, for so long"

"Good" she whispered "Jake?" she said when her face in the crook of my neck. Still on top of me with me inside of her.

"Humm" I said dozing off.

" your amazing at sex" I felt her smile against my skin.

" baby, you are too" I said squeezing her softly. And we dozed off into the early morning.