~~~~~~ Chapter 4- Dealing With A Drunk Blonde ~~~~~~~

Naruto and Sasuke were walking down the street heading home after their adventure at the bar. Naruto was stumbling over himself and bumping into people.

Naruto.

Yess?

Come here. I'm going to carry you piggy back.

Why?

Because I think it's sexy! You can barely walk that's why.

I don't need your help.

He took two steps forward and fell into another person.

See?

Shut up.

Get on. Sasuke said kneeling in front of Naruto.

Ok.

Sasuke started to carry Naruto down the street on his back.

Naruto had his head on Sasuke's shoulder and his arms were around his waist.

Naruto suddenly wanted Sasuke really bad so he decided to busy himself with rubbing Sasuke's chest.

Sasuke enjoyed that very much. Then Naruto slid his hands under Sasuke's shirt and continued to rub his chest and stomach. Sasuke bit his lip to keep from moaning out. He kissed Sasuke's neck which made him blush.

S-Stop. N-Naruto quit.

Why? Do you not enjoy this?

I do, very much, but I'm trying to carry you and you're making me want to have my way with you right here and now.

Ha, so why do I have to stop again?

Because your going to make me drop you.

What if I don't want to stop? Naruto said still rubbing the muscles on Sasuke's chest. Then Naruto rubbed Sasuke's weak spot that was right next to his belly button.

Sasuke couldn't stop it this time. He moaned out and got a little too excited in the pants.

N-Naruto. He called out. Don't. Not here. Not now. Maybe later.

You're giving me a boner for the whole world to see. There are people out still. Not many, but still.

He he, fine. Naruto said

Finally, I thought we'd never get to my house.

When they got into the house Sasuke carried Naruto into his room. He flipped Naruto so that he was holding him to his chest. Then he laid him down on the bed. Sasuke smashed his lips over Naruto's. Naruto moaned sweetly when their kiss deepened. It drove Sasuke wild. Sasuke tangled his fingers in Naruto's spiky golden hair. Naruto caressed Sasuke's sweet spot which made his boner come right back. Then Naruto moved his hand lower and traced his fingers over the crouch of Sasuke's skinny jeans. Sasuke moaned uncontrollably into Naruto's mouth. Naruto moved his hands to Sasuke's butt. Sasuke broke from the kiss to kiss Naruto's neck. Naruto moaned Sasuke's name pulling him down harder on him. Naruto started to unbutton Sasuke's shirt wanting more. Sasuke covered Naruto's mouth with his again letting his tongue play with Naruto's. He slid Sasuke's shirt off his shoulders. Then Sasuke slipped Naruto's shirt off over his head throwing it on the floor. Naruto was starting to unbutton Sasuke's pants. Then Sasuke tasted the alcohol on Naruto's breath and broke away from Naruto's kiss and grabbed his hands to make him stop.

What's wrong? Naruto asked sitting up and placing a hand on Sasuke's cheek. Sasuke cuddled his face into Naruto's hand.

I can't do this. Not while you're drunk. I just don't feel right fooling around when you're drunk out of you're mind. I'd be taking advantage of you.

Awwww. I was enjoying that.

I know, I was too. It's getting late, we should go to bed.

Yeah. I am pretty tired, but I don't have any pajamas.

You can borrow some of mine. They'll be a little big because that's how I like my pajamas. They'll also be a little long on you considering I'm taller than you.

Oh be quiet.

Here. Sasuke handed Naruto a pair of black pajamas. It was a button up sleep shirt with a pair of sleep pants. Naruto slid his arms into the sleeves. It was all soft and silky. Naruto stated to button it up.

Damnit!

What? Sasuke asked

I can't get the stupid buttons.

Do you need some help?

No. Naruto said stubbornly still trying to get the buttons.

Are you sure?

No. Naruto said sighing in defeat

Let me get it. Sasuke said sweetly, a smile playing on his lips.

Naruto giggled suddenly.

What? Sasuke asked raising an eyebrow

It's just a thought.

What is it?

It's just, usually you're undressing me.

Sasuke's face darkened to a deep shade of red. Shut up dobe you're drunk.

Sasuke finished buttoning Naruto's shirt.

Are you ok to put on the pants or do you need help with that too?

I can do it myself.

Ok. Sasuke said sitting on the bed.

Naruto was putting on the bottoms and got his foot stuck in the pant leg and fell over.

Naruto! Are you ok?

Then Naruto started laughing. He was wondering how stupid he looked right now. Oh man, how drunk am I?

Very.

A wave of nausea spread across Naruto. Oh man, I think I'm going to be sick. Then he puked.

Ugh. Naruto moaned miserably.

Sasuke knelt down and rubbed Naruto's back comfortingly.

Hold on a second. I'll be back.

Sasuke went and got Naruto a wet wash clothe and some water to rinse his mouth out. Also some mouth wash because he knew how much he hated the horrible after taste of puking. He gave Naruto the stuff and went back to get stuff to clean his floor.

After the floor was clean he changed quickly and picked Naruto up off the floor and laid him on his bed. Then he lay down beside him. Naruto was drunk and there was a possibility he could get thrown up on. He didn't want to sleep on the couch because it wasn't that great to sleep on.

Naruto cuddled into Sasuke's shoulder. Sasuke pulled the blanket over them. Then he put his arm around Naruto. Naruto fell asleep with Sasuke lightly stroking his back. Then Sasuke slowly drifted to sleep to the slow, steady rhythm of Naruto's breathing.