hey, well i got some comments on the last chapter about the cursing, and im sorry if it took the serious-ness out of the story, but what do you or most people do when your mad or frustrated or confused.? You cuss. well i do. especially when im mad And Kim cuss's because she didn't know what to do, Marcus was cussing cause he was highly confused. and Ness was cussing cause her bff was losing her baby and there was nothing she could do about it she was mad sad confused and all that and a bag of chips .lmao.. but i will tone it down a little. JUST FOR Anonymous and 3LANEHIGHWAY and whoever else thought it was to much. But i thank you for your constructive criticism. Mucho appreciated :] AND THANK YOU EVERY ONE ELSE WHO REVIEWED!!!! PLEASE KEEP IT UP! You roooock

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"Hey." she said as she grabbed an apple off the table and sat on the other side of me.

"Whats cracking." Jacob said.

Leah smiled and took a bite of her apple. "So Mommy, how you doin? this is the month where baby Larissa comes and rules the world." She smile and rubbed my belly.

"Im good." i started but stopped when Jacob scoffed. "okay okay.. im not good. Im actually pretty fucking irritated. My back is killing me." i said as i stood up and stretched.

"Well.. this is almost over." Leah said and grabbed the remote. I walked over to the kitchen and as i reached up to grab a box of cereal i felt a warm liquid come down my legs. What the fuck is that????

Nessie POV.

"Oh shit." I whispered as i looked down seeing a little puddle on the floor between my legs. "Oh God." I breathed.

"Ness You all right?" JAke called from the couch. I didn't answer. I couldn't speak just yet, so I just stood there, my hands in front on me on the kitchen counter looking down at the puddle in disbelief. Larissa

I didn't even hear Jake get up from the couch and come to the kitchen. My back facing him. "Babe, why aren't you-" He stopped talking when he, im guessing, noticed the puddle. "Uhhh…Ness..Did you..Uh, pee?" He asked sounding a little uncomfortable. I then turned around and faced him. Does he really think i peed on myself and then just stand there looking down at it? Geeesh. He then quickly added. "Or, Uh did you spill something? I could hep you clean it up." He said ready togged paper towels. "NO!" i said quickly. I froze and just looked at me. "Uh.. My water broke." i said giving him a small smile.

"What?!" Leah yelled and ran to the kitchen. "Larissa is coming?" she asked. I could hear the excitement in her voice. Jake was still froze just looking at me wide eyed. So i nodded and said yes to Leah. Her smile got wider.

Leah then noticed Jake and smacked him upside the head. "Jacob, snap out of it, geessh."

Jacob did snap out of it. "Ow." he muttered rubbing the back of his head. "why the hell you hit so damn hard. Your suppose to be a girl." Before Leah could snap and yell at Jacob i doubled over in pain. Jake and leah rushed to me forgetting there little argument or whatever there were about to have.

"Babe, are you okay?" Jacob asked, holding me up. I wasn't about to sugar coat anything and lie telling them i was okay when i was in a lot of pain.

"No, im not okay. This hurts so bad." I said. the pain starting to disappear. Oh Gosh i hope this is over soon.

Jacob POV.

Nessie was going into labor. Her freaking water broke in the kitchen. Kinda gross but.. but thats not the point. Ness is is LABOR!. Larissa is coming. I think im ready..I hope im ready. Oh god Breath Jake BREATH. He He Hoo He He Hoo.

"Call Carlisle now Jacob!" Leah yelled. Gosh why is she here.. Oh yea because Nessie wants her best friend with her.

I ran to the house phone and dialed Dr. Fangtastics number. Yes i know it by heart thanks to Nessie.

It rang once before he answered. "Hello?"

"Carlisle. This is Jacob Nessie is having the baby. What do i do?!" I was slightly panicked.

"Okay Jacob, how long has she been having her contraptions?"

"Ummm, like 15 minutes now." i answered looking up at the clock.

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT JACOB!" Nessie yelled from the living room couch. I heard Carlisle chuckle threw the phone. yea laugh it up.

"Okay Jacob from the sound of it she is probably close to ready for the pushing, Do you think you can bring her here to my house?" He asked calmly.

"Yea." i answered quickly.

"okay come now then, hurry, if you want to live." He laughed at the last part of his NOT funny joke.

I hung up and ran to Nessie.

"Okay Babe, were gonna go to the Cullens okay. Can you walk?" I asked. being careful with my words. If i asked if she wanted me to carry her she would probably yell at me and accuse me of calling her handicapped.

She stood up with the help of Leah and winced in pain when another contraction came. "No" she hissed in pain. I nodded and carefully scooped her into my arms bridal style. Leah opened the font door for me and then ran to the car opening the passenger door. I sat Nessie in as carefully as i could. But that didn't stop the next contraction from coming.

I ran to the drivers side and started the car. I drove as fast as i could to the Cullens. 10 minutes later we got there. Nessie almost in tears. Edward rushing out the house Bella right behind him. I got Nessie out the car and took her into the house and up the stairs into a room that looked like baby delivery room.

Carlisle poped out of no where in his baby delivery gear. "jacob lay her down on that bed." I did as i was told and laid her down.

"wheres Leah." Nessie asked looking for leah. I looked around too. Looking up down behind and to the sides of me. Humm where is she.

"Im right here she said as she walked threw the doors." Smiling at Nessie and standing to the left of her. Me on the right side.

Ness grabbed my hand as she felt another contraction. I swear the labor was making Nessie into she hulk because she almost cracked my hand, from squeezing it so tight.

"Shit, shit shit." she whined as the contraction came threw. When it as over she looked up at me and glared. I looked at her in shock. what the heck did i do. I just gave you my hand to kill and you GLARE at me.

"Ness are you ready to push?" Carlisle asked after checking her. "WAIT!" Bella yelled as she barged in smiling with a video camera in her hands. Oh yea lets make a home movie outta this so every one can see my girls goods.

"Waist up and only" i muttered to Bella as she took her place beside Leah, the video camera pointed towards me.

"Can i push now." Nessie asked threw her teeth.

Carlisle nodded, and then after that little nod everything happened so fast, i almost passed out.

After 5 10 second pushes, 3 Never again's, and 2 This is all your faults, Larissa Sara Black was born. The most beautiful baby i have ever seen. And yea every parent says that about there baby, but geisha this baby girls was hands down beautiful. She is 7 lbs and 4 ounces. Jet black straight hair round chocolate brown eyes and full lips. Right now she is really pale, like her mom, which i don't mind, since her mom is extremely beautiful. Speaking of Larissas extremely beautiful mom, Nessie was currently knocked out snoring in her bed here at Bella and Edward's little house and im just here sitting in this comfy chair holding my beautiful baby girl.

I heard a soft knock on the door then the door creeped open. Carlisle poking his head in.

"Jacob may i speak to you for a moment." He whispered, not wanting to wake up Nessie. I nodded and stood up carefully and laid the sleeping beauty in her crib.

I alkyd out the room and closed the door softly. I went and sat on the couch across form Carlisle. He might have delivered my baby and helped me with a lot of shit, but the dude still reeked. And i am a straight MAN. what Man sits next to another man when there is plenty of space everywhere else.

"So wasp." I said leaning back into the couch. Never noticed how comfy these were.

"Well you know this is the first ever half vampire half human and half shapeshifter baby there is in this world right?" I nodded of course i knew.

"Okay, well i don't know how Larissa is going to age or what traits she is going to take from you or Renesmee. But theres a higher possibility that she will take more form you then Rensemee, since you blood is stronger, but im not sure about the aging that is a mystery to me, there is chance she will age like her mother or like you, which is like a normal human until she shifts for the first time, or she can age like Rensesmee but in a slower pace."

"Okay, okay.. thats fine.. Do you know anything about her eating habits?" I hope she doesn't only crave blood.

"Well since Rensmee never hunted with Larissa because the bolos wasn't appealing to her, and she only enjoyed food, im going to have to say Larissa will be a food eater." he chuckled and i sighed in relief.

"Okay well is that it? Im kinda sleepy." I said standing up. He stood up next.

"Yes, except for one thing. Don't have sex for at least a month. Until everything is healed and back to normal for Nessie." He said with a smile and walked out the house. I just stood there with a shocked face. A MONTH?? Thats 4 flipping weeks. I don't think me and Nessie have gone a week without having sex. God how am i going to do this. I rubbed my face and was about to head to Nessies room when heard someone walk in. By the smell of it i knew it was Leah… And Kim.

Dammit why are they here? What time is it? Why is Kim here, she need to take her moody pregnant ass home and go to sleep.

I turned around slowly and faced them.

"Sup dumb and dumber." I said.

"Dumbass, You used to copy off my homework all threw middle school and your calling me the dumbs." Kim snapped. She was right. Kim had straight A's while i had straight D's, but they got better when Kim ended up in all my classes.

"Look i just came here to tell you that theres a new wolf." Leah said nonchalantly.

"Okay.. Kim can you stay here while i go-" Kim cut me off by waving her hand and waddling to the couch. "go go, thats why im here ."

I quickly walked outside leah behind me. "okay his name is Travis and while i was on patrol i heard him phase and his thoughts. Which are pretty calm compared you yours and the other guys when you phased." she snickered.

"Leah.. its scary when you turn into a huge wolf out the blue okay.. so don't judge me." I said remembering the day i phased and thinking i was a over grown dog.

"Yea, yea yea ." leah muttered as we ran into the woods. Leah going off and undressing so she could phase while i just got naked where i was standing.

We both phased at the same time. Hearing the new wolfs thoughts.

"this is fuckin bullshit. Why cant i just live a normal life." Travis thought. Clearly frustrated whit phasing.

"Look. It happened so get over it and move on." Leah thought

"Shut up you freak!" Travis barked. Leah snickering. "Loook in the mirror before you call me a FREAK. Reality check your a wolf too."

Oh god, im to tired for this.

"Travis, Im Jacob Black and im your alpha, and im here to help you. If you want to phase back you need to calm down. Have happy thoughts."

"Okay, okay. Happy thoughts." Surprisingly his thoughts were about a little girl, and Leah… Wait LEAH?

"You know her?" Travis asked hopefully. His tail starting to wag, from his excitement. I turned my head towards Leah who was just starring at the happy wolf.

"Do you know her?" he asked turning his head to Leah, who rolled her eyes at him.

"Im Leah, the girl your thinking about." She said.

Travis then phased back. Standing there naked looking at leah in her wolf form. " You should talk to him, he seems to like you a lot. Enough to calm him down after phasing." i teased winking her. "ugh, i don't think i could ever get used to seeing a wolf WINK at me." she said and huffed trotting into the darkness to phase.

Well i guess i should phase to, I thought. and quickly phased back front of Travis who was standing there. Clearly not shy.

I slipped on my shorts right before Leah came out the darkness, Her long hair up in a messy bun and a sports bra and short jean shorts. I remember the day i used to have the hots for her before i met Nessie. Oh beautiful Nessie.

Leah looked at Travis and shut her eyes closed. "Gosh does he have any clothes?"

Travis smirked before i could answer. "Why does me being all naked bother you?" He asked. Leahs eyes snapped open. "Yes!, Yes it does."

"Well i will run home and get you some shorts, i will be back in 5." i said quickly and running off home.

"Congrats!" Billy said when i burst threw the door. "Oh hey dad , thanks. you should come an see her-" I looked up at the clock. 12:30 am. Gessh. "Later on today were gonna be at the Cullens."

"okay, i will have Charlie take me down there with him when he goes." I nodded. "Why are you up so late?" i asked curiously.

"I cant sleep." he answered. I could hear the 'Duh' at the end of that.

"oh okay." i said as i ran to my room grabbing some Basketball shorts.

"Well there a new wolf, his name is Travis." I told Billy as i came back into the living room with the shorts in my hand. Billy being head of the council had the right to know about the pack and when new wolves came.

"Travis?? Travis what?" he asked curiously. "huh. i didn't ask but im going to take these shorts to him so i will ask him and call you when i get to Bellas house." I told him in a hurry. I really wanted to get home and see my girls and go to sleep.

"Okay you do that son, don't forget." He said sternly.

"sure , sure." i mumbled as i left the house.

I phased and ran threw the woods and phased back when i heard Leah and Travis.

"So you saw me all drunk and passed out in the back of Alice, well now Ness's car?" she asked laughing.

"well someone is used to the nakedness." i said as i made my appearance. Leah smile disappearing.

"Bout time black." She said.

"yea yea, i had to tell Billy about Travis." I said. as i tossed Travis the shorts. he caught them swiftly and slipped them on. "thanks man." he said. "No problem, so you two know each other?" i asked

"Not really, well Ive seen her, at a club with her friends and my friend was trying to hit on them, but i stopped it, saving the night." He said, sounding proud of himself.

"Yep, but i don't remember him all i remember is waking up next to bitch ass Marcus, in the Cullen home."

"oh okay, well i suggest you stay here until you can control your phasing. Leah can he stay with you since your getting along so well." I asked smirking when i saw a scowl form on leans lips.

"Jacob,." she growled. "Leah, he has no where to stay and i cant leave him in the Cullen home. he might freak out."

"Ugh, fine, he can sleep on the couch."

We all walked back to Bellas house which we had for the night..alone..

Leah got into her car Travis getting into the back seat. I could hear Leah mumbling about travis phasing and her car. I walked threw the door and saw Kim asleep on the couch her hand over her belly. I quietly walk dover to her shacking her softly.

"What!? " she said sounding panicked but then calmed down when she saw me. "Oh its just you, geisha don't shake me so hard." She said as she sat up, with my help.

"Thanks for watching Ness and Larissa." i said. She nodded and got up. "You owe me" She said as she walked out the door and to Leahs car.

"Home at last." i muttered to myself as i walked to Nessies room sluggishly. Gosh i was so tired. I stripped down into my boxers and checked on Larissa before i slipped in bed and holding my Nessie.

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…………….. Shit, Billy, I forgot to ask Travis his last name.…Oh well i will see them later.

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-erin