I DO NOT OWN ANYONE OR ANYTHING, AND I DO NOT OWN CHILIS AND MY SISTER HELPED ME COME UP WITH THIS SECTION.
THEIR POINT OF VIEW-
"Who's driving?" Gregory asked.
"I will." Matt said as he grabbed the keys from Toes.
"Oh god, we will probably die by the time we get there." Fin said climbing into the Mini-Van that Matt just unlocked.
"Just for that, I will try hard to get you killed." Matt said doing that 'I am watching you' symbol.
"Yes, I am so scared, bring it on." Fin said sitting into the back row as Shannon sat down next to her and pulled her closer to him.
"Can we talk about something that doesn't involve death?" Toes asked climbing into the middle row with Gregory.
"Fine, let's talk about our stalker named Bubba." Maddie said buckling up in the passenger seat.
"You guys have a stalker named Bubba?" Matt asked starting the car and pulling out of the parking spot.
"Yes, he is 6 foot 6 inches and weighs 400 pounds. We are also going to hold a reality show to find the next Bubba." Fin explained giggling at their conversation earlier.
"You guys really do have way too much time on your hands." Gregory said rolling his eyes and kissing Toes cheek.
"Well, Shannon started that conversation." Toes said.
"Way to go Shannon, it's always your crazy ideas." Matt said.
"Hey, you do some wacky shit on the Hardy Show as well." Shannon said.
"Whatever." Matt said as he was driving around the streets trying to find that Chili's.
"Are we lost?" Toes asked looking at these different buildings.
"We're not lost; I am just trying to find that Chili's we saw earlier." Matt said correcting that statement.
"Same thing." Fin said.
"No it isn't, complete opposites." Gregory said.
"In guy language it is opposites." Maddie said giggling.
"Exactly, guys and chicks have two different languages." Shannon said.
"Yeah, it is kind of like how us three have the language teeheeian." Fin said.
"What the heck is teeheeian?" Gregory asked.
"Don't ask." Toes said rolling her eyes and giggling at the fact that Fin brought it up.
"Now that she brought it up, what is teeheeian?" Matt asked as he turned down another street.
"Yes, he found it." Maddie said excitedly.
"Just because I found it doesn't mean you are not going to tell us what teeheeian is." Matt said as he pulled into the restaurant parking lot and parked the car.
"Serious, why do we always get a Mini-Van?" Toes asked as they climbed out of the van to go into the restaurant.
"Because Mini-Vans are the new hip thing and it gives you more space to do the naughty." Shannon said.
"Leave it to you to think that way." Maddie said shutting her door.
"Yep, that's my man." Fin said kissing his cheek.
"Don't encourage him." Gregory said as they walked to the entrance of the restaurant, they were immediately seated since the hostess recognized them and didn't want us to wait, sweetness huh? As they sat down, the men were on one side and women on the other side to keep the peace and have a none kissing night.
"Now that we are sitting down, explain this teeheeian thing that was brought up in the car." Matt said interested.
"It is a language that all we say is teehee." Maddie explained.
"How do you communicate that way?" Shannon asked.
"Just by the way we say it, facial reaction and the punctuation of the word." Toes tried to explain.
"Still don't understand it." Gregory said.
"Exactly, it is only for us three to understand and to use. Well, anyways, everyone up for a Skillet Queso?" Fin said looking at the menu.
"Yep, we are hitting the gym tonight or tomorrow, you guys want to come?" Shannon asked.
"We will think about it, but yeah." Matt said setting his menu down.
"When is our flight?" Gregory asked as he set his menu down as well.
"Well, ours is after the show tomorrow, about 11, midnightish." Fin said digging through her purse to find her anti-bacterial.
"Oh, when you having your cook-out?" Matt asked.
"Well, since we have an extra day between when you guys land and the filming, we are looking at having it on that day." Toes said as she took the anti-bacterial from her sister.
"That's cool, anything supply wise you need?" Gregory asked putting some of the anti-bacterial in his hands as well.
"Yeah, probably. What is up with Jeff lately?" Maddie asked as she finally got the anti-bacterial.
"He is okay, just moping around and letting his knuckles heal lately." Matt said as he stirred his drink with a straw as the waitress came back with the Skillet Queso and took their orders.
"How many weeks have it been since he has hit them?" Shannon asked.
"I have counted." Matt said digging in on the Skillet Queso.
"Man, I love this Skillet Queso." Fin said taking a bite of her chip that had the Queso on it.
"I know, it is like an orgasm in my mouth." Toes said eating her chip.
"Dude, I just took a bite of it, do you have to say that?" Shannon said with the food still in his mouth.
"Close your mouth, nobody wants to see that." Matt said turning away in disgust.
"You like seafood?" Shannon said kiddingly.
"Shannon, stop it." Fin said throwing a chip at him without the dip on it.
"Hey, next time aim for my mouth." Shannon said.
"New game, whoever can get the most chips in Shannon's mouth wins." Toes said as she grabbed a handful of chips to start throwing at his mouth, she will throw one then eat one as the others did the same, Shannon would of course grab a few here and there that weren't in his mouth and dip them. The waitress and the other waiters were getting pissed because we were making a mess and we have hit them each like five times, that was until we ran out of chips; we had tons of dip left.
"Now, what are we going to do with the dip?" Gregory asked looking at the half-full dip container.
"We can eat it with our fingers." Maddie said.
"Dude, it's still hot." Fin said stopping her friend from dipping her finger into the dip.
"Do you think they will give us another basket of chips?" Matt asked trying to find the waitress.
"I doubt it, look at this mess and they are pissed at us for hitting them." Toes said as the waitress and this other waiter came over with our meals.
"Excuse me; may I have another basket of chips?" Matt asked. The waitress looked at him, then she looked at the floor that was covered with chips and back at him, she nodded and left.
"Shockingly, she might actually bring it to us." Maddie said shocked.
"I think it is because we are famous stars, they know that we will probably tip big and they want to please us to get a bigger one." Shannon explained as he dug into his food.
"Shannon, you act like you haven't eaten in like three days." Gregory said looking at Shannon.
"Sorry." Shannon said.
"Especially after all those chips." Toes said as she started to eat. They all finished their meals, or as much as they can, still no chips.
"Where are my chips?" Matt asked getting pissed because he didn't get the chips from the waitress.
"Matt, we are finished with our meals; do we really need any more chips for the Queso?" Fin asked.
"Yes, I want my chips." Matt said standing up and walking away from the table.
"Where's he going?" Maddie asked.
"I have no idea." Gregory said as they all watched him as he walked back into the Employees Only area where the food was prepared and grabbed a basket of chips that was sitting on the counter and walked back out carrying it. They all busted up laughing as he came back to the table.
"Really? You went through all that trouble for the chips?" Toes asked.
"Yes, it's still good." Matt said sitting down and eating the chips as the waitress came over.
"Sir, you are not allowed in the Employees Only area." She said.
"Well, since you didn't bring me my chips, I went and got it myself." Matt said eating another chip.
"Here's your check, do we need any boxes or you want to get that yourself too?" She said snobby.
"We will get it ourselves, thank you though." Matt said smiling at her.
"Thanks a lot Matt; we are probably never going to be allowed to come back in ever again." Fin said.
"I doubt it, what are they going to do, print my picture and put it up saying 'Do Not Serve this Man'?" Matt said as he continued eating his chips.
"Where are the boxes?" Maddie asked looking around.
"I will go get them." Matt said standing up and went in search of the boxes.
"I am waiting for us to get kicked out; he is going to get us in trouble with these tendencies of his." Shannon said shaking his head.
"It hasn't gotten that far yet." Gregory said.
"Keyword, yet." Toes said as Matt came back carrying three boxes.
"Did you get a box for your chips?" Maddie asked.
"Yes, I went through all that trouble for these chips, I am taking them with me." Matt said pouring all the chips and dip into one box, he handed one box to Fin for her and Toes food, and another for Gregory's food.
"How much is the bill?" Toes said reaching over the table and grabbing the check to see the price.
"Do they have a cleaning fee for this mess?" Shannon asked kidding.
"No, surprising though, and surprisingly nobody slipped and fell on them." Toes said setting the check down. Matt took his hat off and everyone threw a card into the hat and he shook it about. Maddie reached in and pulled out Matt's card.
"Thanks a lot Maddie, your supposed to be my girlfriend and not pull out my card." Matt said jokingly.
"Sorry, that's what you get for the whole chip and box thing." Maddie said snapping her fingers.
"Maddie, you just started it again." Fin said looking the other way as Shannon gave her attitude.
"I should be able to snap my fingers." Shannon said.
"You should have thought before you did it." Toes said as the waitress came over to pick up the check.
"I am surprised you didn't get up and do it yourself Matt." Gregory said.
"I would, but I don't know how to work the machines." Matt said.
"You have a winner as well; I think Toes is the only one that has a half way decent guy." Fin said looking at Maddie.
"I know, that is what we are always told." Maddie said giggling as the waitress came back; Matt signed the receipt for the restaurant.
"How much of a tip should I leave for her?" Matt asked.
"Um….I don't know." Shannon said shrugging his shoulders stealing a fry that was still left on Fin's plate.
"Well, about 2, I mean for her to clean this up and everything, but the whole chip and snobbish remark she said." Matt said writing it down.
"It's your money." Gregory said standing up and grabbing his box.
"At least he got his chips." Toes said as the rest of them got up and headed out of the restaurant.
"I love those chips." Matt said smiling as he held the door open for them and the waitress's and the waiters gave them dirty looks.
"They don't know what a good time if it hit them on the butt." Shannon said as he opened the van door for them.
"I know right, they better get used to it if they want us to come back again." Gregory said as they all climbed into the van.
"Can you get us back to the hotel without getting lost?" Fin asked teasingly.
"Maybe, I will think about it." Matt said smiling.
"I will give you your chips." Maddie said holding the box that held his chips.
"You better give me those chips, I worked hard for them." Matt said as he pulled out of the parking spot and got on the main road.
"Yeah Maddie, he worked really hard for those chips." Toes said smiling.
"You're an ass sometimes." Shannon said towards Matt.
"How rude, I thought you were my friend." Matt said.
"I am, but sometimes you're just embarrassing." Shannon said still can't believe what his friend just did.
"Poor Shannon." Gregory said.
"We need more of these trips, I love it." Fin said giggling and loving every minute of this.
"You're enjoying this way too much back there." Maddie said.
"I am sorry, it was funny, if it is funny, and I laugh." Fin said calming down.
"See, at least someone finds it hilarious." Matt said as he turned down another street.
"Hey, you were able to find the hotel no problem but you had a problem to find the Chili's." Toes said teasingly.
"Shut up, I am sure you would have had just the same amount of trouble as I did if you were driving." Matt said offensively.
"Fine, next time I drive and see how long it will take me." Toes said.
"Too late now, you probably already know how to get there by watching me." Matt said.
"He's got a point there." Shannon said as Fin got a text message from Jeff, saying 'Talkd 2 Vince, match 2morrow, first match up.' Fin squirmed in excitement and started bouncing in her seat.
"What's your issue?" Gregory asked.
"I got a match tomorrow." Fin blurted out.
"Against who?" Toes asked.
"I don't know, but I am excited." Fin said sliding her phone into her pocket, and she saw Maddie staring her down.
"Does anybody know what time it is?" Maddie asked as Matt pulled into the parking lot of the hotel.
"Oh, since Matt got lost on the way there, it pushed us back some, it is about 8:30." Shannon said looking at his watch.
"Don't blame me for that, blame the waitress for wasting the time not bringing me my chips." Matt said as they climbed out of the vehicle.
"Do you think Vince is up since we have to call and explain the bed to him?" Toes asked.
"We will call him tomorrow to tell him." Gregory said giggling over the fact that they broke the bed.
"I still can't believe you broke the bed." Matt said rolling his eyes.
"Well, I can't believe you walked into the kitchen of the restaurant and got a basket of chips." Toes said giggling.
"Hey, it is way better than breaking a bed." Matt said.
"What makes you think that?" Fin said.
"Ok, whatever, this argument is over." Shannon said stopping the two and they walked into the hotel.
"Do we still want to hit the gym later?" Toes asked.
"I am up for it." Fin said as the elevator doors opened for them to get on.
"Didn't you guys do enough damage today at training and breaking that bed?" Matt said jokingly.
"I wasn't involved with the bed breaking." Fin said.
"It was good training for Maddie though." Shannon said.
"That is the only time she is going to win though." Gregory said.
"Shut up!" Maddie said smacking him in the arm.
"Hey, watch it, these pups help me win." Gregory said rubbing his arm where she just hit it.
"They aren't very big compared to mine." Matt said flexing his.
"Shut up, you're the fat ass that went into the kitchen just to get some chips." Fin said.
"Big muscle men like me like chips." Matt said.
"Sure…" Toes said as the elevator came to the 11th floor.
"We do." Gregory said as they filed off the elevator.
"You guys coming down to our room?" Maddie asked.
"Do you have room for us to sit now that you are down to one bed?" Gregory said kidding.
"We still have one bed to break, we need all the help." Shannon said giggling.
"I think that you can handle it yourself, we are going to go check on Jeff and make sure he isn't doing anything stupid." Matt said.
"Do you want to hit the gym later with us?" Fin asked.
"We will think about it, if we don't night girls…well and Shannon." Matt said as he hugged and kissed Maddie on the lips.
"We will call you if we hit the gym, Jeff is invited as well." Fin said hugging Matt and kissed him on the cheek.
"We will bring it up, but who knows with that moping bitch." Gregory said as he hugged and kissed Toes on the lips.
"You said the b word!" Shannon said covering his ears.
"Shut up, you are FAR from being a virgin." Fin said hugging Gregory and kissed him on the cheek.
"How would you know?" Toes asked.
"None of your business." Fin said as Shannon manly hugged Gregory and Matt.
"I think they did something." Matt said smiling widely.
"No we didn't." Fin said as she rolled her eyes and headed down the hallway.
"Someone is offensive today." Gregory said as Matt and him went towards their own room.