I DO NOT OWN ANYONE OR ANYTHING BESIDES THE OC'S, AND I DOUBT SHANNON AS ANY FAT BULGES ON HIM, BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN HIM SHIRTLESS, AND I DID NOT SEE ANY.
"Hey Fin, wait up." Shannon said as he ran down the hallway towards her.
"Look, it's the Virgin Mary." Fin said as Shannon grabbed her hand, turned her around and pulled her closer to him.
"Emphasis on the Mary part." Maddie said as she walked past them.
"Hey!" Shannon said smacking her in the back of the head.
"Ow….abuse…" Maddie said as Toes walked by as well to unlock the room.
"I am still getting the none broken bed." Fin said as she tried to get loose from Shannon's grip.
"Not if we get in there first." Toes said pushing the door open quickly.
"No far, he has me anchored here." Fin said still trying to loosen Shannon's grip.
"Too bad, so sad." Maddie said as Shannon pulled Fin back into him and wrapped his arms around her waist.
"You just ruined our chances of getting the none broken bed." Fin said madly as Shannon leaned his forehead against hers.
"Well, if we get the broken one, we don't have to worry about breaking it later." Shannon said staring deeply into her eyes with his crystal blue ones.
"I am not going to do that with them right there in the room." Fin said putting her hands around his neck when Toes and Maddie opened the door again.
"You two coming in, or you going to stand out there all night?" Toes asked.
"We're coming." Fin said as she unhooked her arms from being around Shannon.
"Poor baby, Shannon isn't going to get anything tonight." Maddie said doing the puppy dog look.
"Shut up, neither are you." Shannon said sticking out his tongue at her.
"Bite me." Maddie said as she moved out of the door frame to make room for those two to come in.
"Don't tempt him." Toes said as she closed the door behind them.
"How did you know that I bite?" Shannon asked as he helped pull out Willow and Teddy as they jumped onto the broken bed.
"I don't know, I just observe people and I draw sexual conclusions about them." Toes said shrugging her shoulders.
"Yes, I am aware that my sister is weird." Fin said lowering herself down to climb onto the broken bed with the dogs.
"For someone that doesn't like the fact that we broke the bed sure is laying on it." Maddie said sitting on the none broken bed.
"I am getting down here to play with the dogs." Fin said finally lying down.
"Sure, that is the lowest I have ever seen you Fin." Toes said lying on the bed next to Maddie.
"I have." Shannon said smiling mischievously.
"You kinky bitches." Maddie said as she glimpsed between the two.
"Whatever guys." Fin said pulling Willow who was standing above her head over to her chest to play with her as Shannon laid down next to Fin.
"Talking about bitches, Fin's playing with hers." Toes said giggling.
"I know right." Maddie said giggling as well.
"Thank god for bitches." Fin said as she saw Shannon playing with Teddy.
"Oh yes, thank god for bitches and hoes." Maddie said.
"Whatever, we should go to the gym, I feel like I gained 5 pounds from dinner alone." Shannon said rubbing his stomach with one hand.
"Or you're retaining water." Toes said as he just gave him a dirty look.
"Oh yes, I retain water all the time Toes." Shannon said.
"You probably did gain 5 pounds from eating that whole meal and that one basket of chips." Maddie said.
"Maybe I enjoy the little fat bulge he is gaining." Fin said rubbing his stomach.
"Do I really have a fat bulge?" Shannon asked pulling up his shirt.
"AH! My eyes, it's burning my eyes!" Toes screamed throwing her hand over her eyes. Shannon threw a pillow at her, hitting her in the face; she threw it back and hit him in the chest.
"Pillow fight!" Maddie yelled as she grabbed a pillow herself and started hitting Toes as Fin joined in.
"This probably isn't a smart idea since we already have one broken bed, we don't need to pay for another." Shannon said.
"He's got a point." Fin said stopping in mid hit to Maddie's head.
"How many guests are you able to get into the 24 hour fitness with your cards?" Maddie asked setting her pillow down.
"I think two." Toes said.
"And a $10 charge after 9 pm, I think." Fin added squatting down to sit on the broken bed.
"$10? I can spend that on like that bed." Maddie said trying to kick the bed from where she was sitting on the other one.
"This bed probably is $10 if it broke that easily." Toes said.
"Yeah, what if the 400 pound Bubba was with a chick on this bed getting it on, it would be a hazard for the people on the floor below them, because with all that weight it will probably go all the way through." Shannon said bouncing on the mattress.
"You are nasty." Maddie said.
"You know you are probably thinking it too." Shannon said.
"Yes, I think about Bubba every second of my life." Maddie said rolling her eyes.
"At least you finally admit it." Toes said.
"And, now that I mentioned it, you probably are thinking about it as well." Shannon said.
"Shut up." Maddie said smacking Toes and Shannon with a pillow.
"Since you admitted to thinking about Bubba, do you think of Matt as Bubba?" Shannon asked.
"Shannon, that's a little too personal." Fin said smacking his stomach.
"Hey, watch my fat bulge." Shannon said as Toes and Maddie rolled their eyes.
"You are more in love with that fat bulge that you are with me." Fin said kissing him lightly on the lips.
"Maybe he is, he is just keeping you around so he can have some kind of sexual heal, I mean since he can't have sex with his fat bulge, at least I don't think you can." Maddie said thinking about if you could do that.
"You said it that time." Toes said.
"You can't blame him that time." Fin said pointing at Maddie.
"Is it possible to have sex with your fat bulge?" Shannon asked beating Maddie to the punch.
"How the hell would I know?" Toes said.
"Do we really need to talk about this?" Fin asked.
"Yes, just to annoy you more." Shannon said kissing her cheek.
"Yay for annoying Fin!" Maddie said excitedly.
"What else might annoy Fin?" Toes asked.
"Your face." Shannon said.
"In your face Toes!" Fin said giggling.
"Shut up!" Toes said hitting her sister in the face with a pillow.
"Hey!" Fin said struggling to get up and jumped onto Toes.
"Oh god!" Toes said as Fin landed on her.
"Whoa!" Shannon said as she grabbed a bone from Willow's mouth.
"What about that gym?" Maddie asked as she pulled out her phone to show that it was now 9 pm.
"Yeah, I am ready to go." Fin said climbing off Toes and grabbing her sweaty clothes from earlier.
"You want to go this late?" Shannon asked playing tug war with Willow.
"Why not? I mean, we don't have to be at the arena until at least 1 to talk to Shawn and change, even then we will be early." Toes said sitting up.
"Yeah, are you afraid of being at 24 hour fitness in the dark?" Maddie asked teasingly.
"I am not afraid of the dark, I am afraid of what is going to happen there." Shannon said as Willow jumped onto his stomach.
"She's deflating your fat bulge." Fin said as she walked out of the bathroom in her work-out clothes from earlier.
"That just means he has to eat another 5 pounds of food to get it back." Maddie said getting up from the bed to go change.
"Do you need help getting up from that bed?" Fin asked as she walked over to him standing in front of him.
"Yeah, maybe." Shannon said helping Willow off him and holding up both his hands for Fin to help him up.
"Are you going to be able to pick him up by yourself?" Toes asked.
"You're kind of calling the kettle black." Fin said back to her as she pulled him up to where he was standing against her.
"We are kind of close don't you think?" Shannon said looking down at her with his crystal blue eyes.
"Maybe I like being this close." Fin said running her hands through his hair.
"Hello, still in the room." Toes said waving her hand at them like someone would to say hi.
"You can easily leave." Shannon said breaking the eye contact as Maddie walked out of the bathroom.
"Whoa, did I interrupt something?" Maddie asked.
"No, but you saved me." Toes said standing up and ran into the bathroom carrying her work-out clothes.
"You two really do need a hobby." Maddie said lying on the now open bed.
"We do have a hobby, teasing you." Shannon said as he lifted Fin up, she wrapped her legs around his waist as he carried her a mere 2 inches to the bed Maddie was laying on and set her down.
"Get your own bed you perverts." Maddie said seeing an exposed thong on Fin; she reached over and snapped it.
"Hey, that hurt!" Fin said turning around and rubbed her back.
"Sorry, I saw it and had to, wear clothes that cover it." Maddie said giggling.
"Maybe, I like it when she wears her thong out." Shannon said smiling.
"Geez, I thought the fat bulge sex talk was bad, but this is worse." Toes said walking out of the bathroom as Shannon left to get changed.
"You two really are way lovey dovey." Maddie said.
"Sorry for showing our affection." Fin said sitting Indian style.
"Nothing wrong with it." Toes said fixing her hair.
"Do you really need to fix your hair; it is just going to get messed up from the work out and from when you sweat." Maddie said.
"Because I want to look at all those bulky men there." Toes said smiling.
"Dude, isn't Gregory going?" Fin asked.
"We got to call those bitches." Maddie said pulling out her phone and dialing Matt's number. "Why am I always the one calling those bitches?" Maddie asked.
"How rude, you think I am a bitch?" Matt asked.
"No, it's just a joke. We are going to the gym, you guys want to come?" Maddie asked.
"Yeah, that actually depends; did you break the other bed yet?" Matt asked.
"What is he saying?" Fin asked and Maddie waved at her to shut up.
"No, we haven't broken the bed yet; you want to help the process." Maddie said giggling.
"You kinky bitches." Toes said.
"Who's a kinky bitch?" Shannon said walking into the bedroom.
"Maddie and Matt." Fin said.
"Tell them to shut up so we can talk." Matt said screaming through the phone.
"Yo bitches shut up, I am on the phone." Maddie said.
"Whatever." Toes said rolling her eyes as she went to pick Teddy up, she started to play with him before she put him in the carrying bag.
"Now that their quiet, we'll go, everyone except Jeff because like I said before he is a bag of douche." Matt said as you can hear Gregory giggling in the background.
"Why is Gregory laughing?" Maddie asked.
"Because I said the word douche." Matt said.
"Sounds like Gregory, but be down there in 10 minutes?" Maddie asked.
"10 minutes, that doesn't give me a lot of time." Shannon said.
"Shut up, you're already ready." Fin said.
"Alright, see you then love you." Matt said.
"Love you too." Maddie said hanging up the phone.
"Their going?" Toes asked as she crawled onto the broken bed.
"Why the hell you getting onto the broken bed, we have to go down to their room." Fin said standing up and kicked Toes lightly.
"Yeah, in like 10 minutes dude." Toes said grabbing Fin's foot.
"Give me my foot back!" Fin said shaking her foot trying to get it back.
"No, I am helping you do the hokey pokey." Toes said giggling.
"Hokey pokey doesn't shake their foot that long." Fin said sarcastically.
"You guys really do have way too much time." Maddie said standing up and walked over to the broken bed.
"Help me!" Fin said as Maddie grabbed Toes hand trying to get off her foot and Shannon pulled out his camera snapping a photo.
"I probably look horrible in that photo." Toes said finally releasing Fin's leg.
"Yeah you do, but when do you not look horrible?" Shannon said giggling as Toes jumped up and chased him out of the room.
"Good, now stay out!" Toes yelled shutting the door and he started banging on the door.
"Let him in." Maddie said.
"We are leaving soon; he can stay out there until we leave." Toes said as Fin put Willow in her carrying bag.
"I am ready to go; I will go out and wait with Shannon." Fin said as she walked out into the hallway.
"I guess we should head out, do you think their dressed?" Toes asked as she grabbed a room key and headed out of the room.
"If their not, we will just get a free show." Maddie said smiling.
"Who's getting a free show?" Fin asked as they shut the hotel room door.
"We were talking about if they weren't dressed, and smart ass over here said we will just get a free show." Toes explained.
"You're a nasty freak." Shannon said looking at Maddie.
"What can I say? Look at my best friends." Maddie said looking at Toes and Fin individually.
"I knew I liked you guys for a reason." Shannon smiling as he wrapped his arms around Fin as they walked down the hallway.
"How are you going to work out tonight?" Maddie asked.
"I am going to lift Fin as my weights." Shannon said.
"I doubt that." Toes said.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Shannon asked.
"You know what it means." Toes said.
"You want to have a weight contest, whoever could lift the most amount of weight wins?" Shannon asked.
"Guys, stop it, and that wouldn't be fair, because she hasn't even lifted weights lately." Maddie said cutting in.
"Fine, we will find another way to settle this." Shannon said.
"Deal." Toes said as they reached Hardy's and Gregory's room, which they were sharing with MVP. MVP opened the door and looked at us weird.
"Hello?" MVP said.
"We are here for Gregory and Matt." Maddie said.
"And you are?" MVP said.
"Well, we are the new Diva's and you know Shannon." Toes said.
"Right, come on in." MVP said stepping out of the way to let them in.
"Thanks." Shannon said as they walked into the room to find Jeff sitting on the couch and Matt and Gregory sitting on the breakfast bar stools.
"Yo Matt Gregory, your posse is here." MVP said sitting down on the couch next to Jeff.
"Their not our posse, their our bitches, get it right." Toes said.
"Whatever." MVP said.
"Hey Jeff, are you going to say hi?" Toes said, Jeff looked back at them trying not to smile.
"Hey guys, have fun at the gym." Jeff said turning his attention back to the television.
"He really is moping isn't he?" Shannon said towards Matt.
"I know right?" Maddie said as they walked back out of the room.
"What machines you going to hit at the gym?" Matt asked wrapping his arm around Maddie.
"Well, I am probably going to do the treadmill or stair climber, then lift some weights." Maddie said.
"I am working on weights mainly." Shannon said.
"I am with Maddie on this, even though I probably do both treadmill and the stair climber." Fin said.
"Dude, you don't need to do that much of a work-out, you're not that fat." Gregory said.
"Did you not see what I ate at Chili's?" Fin said.
"If anyone needs to do that work out is Shannon." Toes said jokingly.
"Hey, I told you that I love my fat bulge." Shannon said rubbing the fake fat bulge that he insists that he has.
"We know Shannon." Maddie said as they climbed onto the elevator.
"Well, I don't know." Gregory said.
"Trust me, you don't want to know." Toes said stopping him from asking.
"Okay, I am going to take your word." Matt said.
"How come no body ever wants to hear stuff that involves me?" Shannon asked.
"We do, but some of the strangest things come out of your mouth." Maddie said.
"But, at least Fin loves me, so I am good." Shannon said smiling.
"Who said anything about love, I am only in it for the sex." Fin said looking at him.
"Way too much information guys." Gregory said as the elevator came to a stop, we climbed off.
"You're just rude." Shannon said to Fin.
"I was just joking Shannon, I love you, and you know that." Fin said kissing him on the lips lightly.
"Time to pimp this Mini-Van." Gregory said as they walked out of the hotel to find their Mini-Van.
"We should put it on the MTV show Pimp my Ride." Maddie said.
"We can't, it's a rental car." Matt said.
"But, it will be cool though." Shannon said.
"You would." Toes said as they found the Mini-Van and Matt unlocked the doors.
"You're telling me you wouldn't think it would be cool?" Shannon asked.
"It would, but I knew that you would have liked it." Toes explained.
"Who didn't know that he would like it?" Maddie asked as no one raised their hands.
"Thanks, I see how I am loved people." Shannon said as they climbed into the car and buckled in.
"We love you in a unique way." Matt said.
"Unique would describe it." Toes said.