I DO NOT OWN ANYONE OR ANYTHING IN THIS STORY, I ALSO DO NOT OWN 24 HOUR FITNESS, THE ONLY THING I OWN ARE MY OC'S.
"Does anybody know where the nearest 24 Hour Fitness is?" Fin asked.
"No, I figured that is how Matt's Blackberry would come in handy." Maddie said.
"Geez, why me?" Matt asked.
"Because you're the cool one that's driving." Gregory said.
"Well the cool one driving got lost on the way to Chili's." Toes said.
"Shut up, at least I am getting directions this time." Matt said typing into his Blackberry.
"You're probably like the only man that I know that would probably admit to getting directions." Fin said.
"Hey, I would get directions." Shannon said.
"No you won't, dude, you would rather drive around until you come upon it." Gregory said calling Shannon out on it.
"No I won't." Shannon said turning a shade of red.
"I think it is true at the fact he is turning red." Maddie said.
"I am not!" Shannon said looking out the window.
"Shannon, it's not that bad." Fin said rubbing his knee.
"Do you have your gym membership cards?" Matt asked.
"Duh! We would be stupid if we forgot them." Toes said thinking to herself making sure she did grab hers.
"Don't lie; I know your thinking to yourself double checking that you grabbed it." Fin said.
"No I'm not." Toes said.
"You say that." Gregory said smiling and Toes just roller her eyes.
"But anyways, the show tomorrow and then off to Vegas." Matt said as he pulled into the parking lot.
"That seems like a lot of people here at this time of night." Shannon said looking at all the cars.
"Is someone afraid to work out in front of people?" Maddie asked.
"No, I am afraid of people like you." Shannon said.
"Yes! I scared him!" Maddie said excitedly as they filed out of the car.
"Not quite there yet missy." Shannon said.
"Would it help if I threw a white sheet over my head and snuck into your room at night and make ghostly sounds?" Maddie asked.
"You would go through all that trouble just to scare him?" Matt asked.
"Yes, I want to scare him." Maddie said determined.
"Fine, when you scare me, all I got to say is I get payback." Shannon said.
"And, he will get my help." Gregory said.
"Like you are any good at jumping out and scaring anybody." Matt said.
"I can be." Gregory said.
"Your face is scarier." Fin said giggling at him.
"Shut up, at least I don't have to hide my face by make-up." Gregory said.
"Are you going to let your boyfriend talk to me like that?" Fin asked Toes.
"Yeah, I think so; go take your anger out on the treadmill." Toes said.
"Fine or I can hit a punching bag." Fin said looking the other way.
"Oh, is someone mad?" Maddie said doing in a baby type voice.
"Shut up Maddie." Fin said not being able to stop laughing at the way Maddie said it.
"I knew that would get her." Maddie said happily as they entered the gym.
"There aren't very many people in here compared to how many cars are out there." Shannon said looking around. Fin and Toes handed the associate their cards, and grabbed forms for Maddie, Gregory, Matt and Shannon.
"Sit down you bitches and fill out this paperwork unless if you want me to fill it out and I will make shit up about you." Fin said handing each person a paper.
"I don't want to do it." Matt said refusing to take the paper.
"Fine, I will do it, Toes you want to help?" Fin asked.
"Sure, name?" Toes asked.
"Emily Ann Smith." Fin said as Toes wrote it down.
"Gender, female." Toes said as she marked the Female box as they continued down the paperwork filling it out wrongly.
"Here you go Ms. Emily." Fin said as Toes handed the paper to Matt.
"Thank you very much, I feel so pretty." Matt said twirling his hair with his finger.
"You look so pretty ma'am." Shannon said.
"Why thank you sir." Matt said doing a curtsy. Matt walked up to the counter with the paperwork as the associate looked at the paperwork and looked up at Matt. "Is something wrong?" Matt asked.
"Is your name Emily?" They asked.
"Yes I am, is that a problem?" Matt asked as Fin and Toes had to look away because of laughter.
"No there isn't ma'am." They said as they allowed his entrance into the gym with a little pin he has to wear with his name and the word guest on it as Maddie, Shannon and Gregory followed up to the desk as Fin and Toes went into the gym with Matt.
"I can't believe you went through with it." Gregory said now laughing that he is in the gym.
"It was pretty hilarious, I can't lie." Shannon said wiping his eyes from tears.
"Well, are we here to laugh or to work out?" Maddie asked trying not to laugh anymore.
"Technically we are working out since laughing does burn fat." Matt said trying to sound smart.
"Thank you very much for that information Emily." Toes said.
"No problem." Matt said smiling.
"I am hitting the treadmill, who's with me?" Fin asked as she started to stretch her legs.
"I am hitting it as well, Toes you in?" Maddie asked as she stretched her legs as well.
"Yeah, guys what you doing?" Toes asked.
"Hello, I am a girl for tonight, look at my name." Matt said pointing at his nametag.
"Sorry, guys and Emily." Toes said correcting herself.
"I am going to do weights to gain some muscle." Shannon said trying to flex his now muscles.
"You do that; I will be doing the same and being his spotter." Gregory said as he stretched his arms.
"What about you Emily?" Maddie asked looking at Matt.
"I will probably walk around hitting random machines." Matt said as he tried stretching his arms and his legs.
"Come on girls, I see three open ones." Fin said as she grabbed Toes and Maddie as they kind of sped walk over to the treadmills to catch them before anybody else did.
"You want to jog then walk process?" Toes asked.
"Okay, what speed you guys running at?" Maddie asked trying to look at the others machines.
"I am at 7 mph." Fin said as she jumped onto the rotating mat and started running as Toes joined in on running on her machine as well.
"Same here, join in Maddie." Toes said as Maddie set her machine and started running as well.
"One thing I like about running on these treadmills is that we get a perfect view of our guys squatting while doing their weights." Fin said as she couldn't stop staring at Shannon doing her squat presses.
"I don't think Shannon is that attractive, but look at his ass." Maddie said.
"No, look at Gregory's." Toes said as they turned their attention to Gregory.
"You guys are sick." Matt said as they turned their attention to Matt who was standing at the end of the treadmills. They turned their attention back facing forward as he kept standing there.
"Aren't you supposed to be over there squatting for us as well?" Fin asked.
"I want to run on the treadmill with the other girls." Matt said doing his girly voice.
"But there isn't any free ones Emily." Toes said as she glanced back at him.
"I will just climb onto yours then since you just volunteered." Matt said as he climbed up the side of her treadmill not stopping her.
"You are going to fall off." Maddie said.
"No I am not." Matt said as he jumped onto the rotating Matt with Toes.
"I have my camera phone ready to take a photo of you when you fall off." Fin said as she reached into her pocket pulling it out as she continued running. Within another 5 minutes Toes kicked her foot up as she was running kicking Matt right where it counts, he stopped and bent over hitting Toes causing her to trip and fall as they both landed on the rotating mat which caused them to fly off the treadmill. Fin and Maddie watched the whole thing causing them to bust up laughing, they stopped their machines, Fin reached over and stopped Toes as she climbed off her treadmill taking a picture of the two lying on the ground in pain.
"I told you that you were stupid." Maddie said giggling a little.
"You guys okay?" Fin asked laughing as she snapped photos of them with her cell phone as Shannon and Gregory made their way over along with an associate.
"Are you okay ladies?" The associate from behind the counter said.
"We are fine, thanks for worrying though." Toes said as she began sitting up rubbing her back.
"What happened?" Shannon asked as Fin and Maddie couldn't breathe from laughter.
"Why don't you guys go for a walk to cool yourself down from the laughter?" Gregory said as he pushed them a little, Fin and Maddie walked away from the area still laughing at what just happen, they walked over to the weight area and started lifting weights.
"What happen you guys?" Shannon asked.
"Well, I climbed onto the treadmill; we were doing well until she swung her leg up and kicked me in my private area. I bent over a little to grab it, which I ended up hitting her, causing her to go off balance and we both went flying off the machine." Matt said as he grabbed his balls.
"You should have been wearing a cup then." Toes said as she slowly made it to her knees as Gregory helped her up to her feet.
"Dude, this is a public place do you really have to grab yourself that much?" Shannon asked.
"Dude, it hurts." Matt said as he tried to make it to his knees.
"Well, if you're Emily you don't have any balls." Gregory said.
"Well, for right now I am her twin brother Edward." Matt said still at his knees.
"Get up and walk it off." Shannon said helping him up and helped him walk over to the weights where Maddie and Fin were still laughing.
"It wasn't that funny guys." Toes said as she grabbed some weights as well.
"Yes it was." Fin said sniffing and wiping tears from her cheeks.
"I would have laughed." Shannon said chuckling a little.
"Can we just go on with our work outs?" Matt said as he grabbed some weights.
"Be careful, we don't want to injure your balls any more." Gregory said cracking himself up as Matt flicked him off with his free hand. "Oh yes Emily, bring it on!" Gregory said doing a little prance over to Matt as Matt pushed him back a little giggling.
"Dude, I have a weight in my hand." Matt said.
"Maybe I like that in a girl." Gregory said rubbing a finger across his cheek.
"That is just wrong you guys." Maddie said.
"You're just mad because it's your boyfriend or should I say girlfriend?" Fin said.
"You would act the same way if it was Shannon." Toes said as she started to lift the weights above her head. They did dumbbells, bench presses, chin ups, leg lifts and abs crunches, each person taking turns until each person got done with each one.
"I think I am done with weights, I don't want to hit the treadmills again because I would just laugh." Maddie said as she wiped some sweat off her forehead.
"We can go into that room over there and do aerobics or something; they have miscellaneous things in it for all of us to do." Toes suggested.
"Yeah, we can do that." Matt agreed as they walked into the empty room as Gregory turned the light on to the room.
"Whoa, they have the giant balls you can bounce on!" Shannon said running over and jumping on one and was bouncing up and down on it.
"It is for work out purposes you douche." Matt said as he kicked the ball out from beneath Shannon's ass and Shannon fell onto his ass.
"What was that for?" Shannon asked as he stood up and rubbed his ass.
"I don't know, just felt like it." Matt said as he rolled the ball over to Toes and Maddie who were pulling out steps for an aerobics tape the Fin found. "OOHH, can I do aerobics too?" Matt said as he let the ball roll back to Shannon.
"Hey, I got my ball back!" Shannon said excitedly as he sat on the ball laying back over it.
"You're stupid Shannon." Gregory said as he just sat on the wood floor.
"What are you going to do, just sit there and watch them do aerobics?" Shannon asked as he looked at Gregory upside down.
"Anything else we can do?" Gregory asked.
"There's a hip-hop dance tape and a television over there if you want to do that." Fin said eavesdropping on their conversation.
"That should be fun to watch." Matt said giggling as Shannon sat up and rolled the ball over to Gregory, Gregory bounced the ball back as Shannon rolled the ball back where he found it and grabbed a weight ball and threw it at Gregory, he didn't expect it to be that heavy which caused him to fall backwards.
"Whoa, what the hell is this?" Gregory said as he laid on the floor holding the weight ball as everyone ran over to him.
"It's a weight ball Gregory." Toes said picking up the ball.
"Matt was finally getting good at the aerobics when you distracted us." Maddie said a little depressed.
"We should try the hip-hop tape." Shannon said as he grabbed the tape and tossed it to Fin.
"This should be entertaining to watch you three muscle men break dancing." Toes said as Fin ejected the aerobics tape and inserted the hip-hop tape pushing play. Fin, Toes and Maddie removed the steps and stood behind Shannon, Matt and Gregory, who is now standing on his feet, were more interested in trying to do these dance moves. Fin, Maddie and Toes slipped off their shoes to do the moves in their socks which would be easier for them to move around. They completed one whole song until Maddie went to did one move for the dance where her one foot slipped out from beneath her and caused her to fall backwards.
"Did you get too excited for learning this dance where you had to lay down to calm down?" Fin joked.
"Yes Fin, I am tired from all this working out." Maddie said as she laid there as Matt stopped the tape.
"Yeah, we have worked out a lot today." Toes said as she sat down next to Maddie pulling her knees to her chin and Fin sat down Indian style.
"Yeah, plus with all the laughter we have had today." Matt said as he sat down with his legs flat on the ground and resting his weight on his hands and Shannon and Gregory went and grabbed two giant balls to sit on.
"How rude, you get the balls and we get the hard floor." Toes said as Fin rested her arms on Shannon legs and leaned back onto the ball.
"You can get off your fat ass and get your own." Shannon said pointing over at the balls.
"We should have ball sprints, whoever can get from this side of the room to that side and back on the ball without standing up and pushing it wins." Gregory said as he pointed his finger up like he thought of the best idea ever.
"You're on buddy boy." Toes said climbing up from the floor going to grab her ball as Fin, Maddie and Matt followed behind her which ended up taking up all the balls that were in there.
"On the count of three, 1.…2.….3!" Shannon said as they started off rolling and pulling their ball with their butts still on the ball with their legs.
"Screw this." Fin said as she touched the wall, bent over the ball and did the crab walk resting her back on the ball and moving faster that way.
"That's cheating!" Matt said angrily.
"It isn't against the rules he said." Fin pointed out as she was in the lead and got to the wall soon after.
"No far!" Maddie said as she was second.
"How is it not far, my butt was on the ball and no one said you couldn't use your hands." Fin said as she sat on the ball and leaned her back on the wall.
"She has a point." Gregory agreed.
"Is that a punching dummy?" Toes said not paying attention to the conversation pointing at the corner that no one paid attention too.
"Yeah, I think so; you want to hit a round of punches?" Shannon said getting up from his ball and rolled it back to its spot as the others did the same. Shannon dragged it out, stood behind it to hold it in place as the others took punches. Toes went up there to take punches as she did so, he would pop out from behind the dummy and yell the word boo at random intervals.
"Would you stop jumping out from behind the dummy and saying boo? It is annoying me and one time I will accidentally hurt you." Toes said as she punched the dummy one more time before taking off the gloves.
"I thought it was funny, I will stop." Shannon said as Toes handed the gloves over to Maddie.
"You need the most practice Maddie." Toes said as Maddie slipped on the gloves.
"Bring it on!" Shannon said as Maddie placed herself in front of the dummy and started punching it.
"Come on Maddie, punch it harder, and pretend it is Matt's face." Fin said.
"Hey, why would she punch me, I am her girlfriend, at least girlfriend for tonight, boyfriend after we leave this gym." Matt said.
"Fine, pretend it is….umm…..pretend it is Edge, the so-called waste of sperm." Fin said.
"What?" Gregory said looking over at Fin with a what-did-you-just-say look.
"Oh, this one time we were at an house show after the whole Edge being attacked by none other than Matt Hardy himself and everything, we have despised Edge WAY before that, and we were sitting there in this college gymnasium, he was wrestling against Big Show, with Lita in his corner. This dumb ass stands up, yells on top of her lungs 'Edge, your nothing but a waste of sperm!' Everyone in our section busted up laughing, it echoed through out the arena, Big Show who was in the ring looked up to see her standing up, he busted up laughing as well. Five minutes later, Edge and Lita headed up the stairs towards us, I was sitting on the edge of the row, luckily I wanted to attack Lita because I hated her and I figured that those two bitches could get Edge, but Big Show caught them two rows away from us. Big mouth over here stands up, and said stuff like 'Bring it on,' or 'Come on big boy!'" Fin said explaining the situation and pointed at Maddie and Toes at some parts in the story.
"You guys are really weird and have some interesting stories." Gregory said giggling and rolling her eyes.
"It was funny at the time though." Maddie said as she continued punching the dummy.
"Boy, does she have a powerful punch in her." Shannon said.
"I give up for tonight; I am dead to the world." Maddie said stopping after she punched one last time and slid the gloves off handing them to Fin who was next in the sitting line.
"Oh boy, my turn." Fin said jumping up and sliding the gloves on.
"I thought you guys were all innocent and shy, I wouldn't expect you guys to be half as crazy, funny or weird as you guys are." Matt said shaking his head.
"Looks could be deceiving, and didn't you dad ever tell you to never judge the book by its cover?" Toes said looking down at Matt.
"He did, but I didn't think it would be true." Matt said as he pulled his knees up to his face.
"Well, it did come true, congratulations." Gregory said reaching his hand out to shake it.
"Do I get a Hallmark card for this?" Matt asked sarcastically.
"Yes, I will pick it up for you sometime and give it to you when I can." Toes said smiling.
"Yes, I get a card, SWEET!" Matt said excitedly.
"You get that excited over just a Hallmark card?" Fin asked as she swung a couple more times at the dummy and slid off the gloves handing them to Gregory.
"A Hallmark card is a big deal to me." Matt said as Fin sat down next to him.
"I guess it is if you're making that big of a deal about it." Shannon said.
"Exactly, I am surprised we haven't been kicked out of this gym yet from all the destruction we have done." Maddie said.
"It wasn't as bad as Ms. Chip Stealer over here." Toes said pointing at Matt with her thumb.
"Shut up, only if Jeff was here, maybe I could use that Jock Itch cream after being kicked in the balls by you." Matt said.
"It still hurts?" Fin asked concerned.
"No, but still." Matt said smirking.
"That was funny when we pulled that Jock Itch cream prank on Jeff." Shannon said giggling at remembering that night.
"I know, when he returns to his normal self, we got to pull another prank on him." Gregory said punching the dummy to death.
"Calm down there man, you are going to break the thing." Shannon said.
"My bad, I guess I am done with punching, your turn Matt." Gregory said as he slid the gloves off and handing them over to Matt.
"Can you even handle my punches?" Matt asked Shannon.
"I think I can handle punches from Ms. Emily." Shannon said running his hands through Matt's hair a little.
"Stop that." Matt said swatting his hand.
"It's your fault, you wanted to be Emily." Fin said giggling.
"I know, I hope I don't break a nail." Matt said rolling his eyes.
"I have nail stuff in my bag." Toes said joking.
"Thank you for the offer." Matt said as he started to punch the dummy.
"Oh, you call that a punch?" Shannon said teasingly.
"I am doing my best." Matt said in a girly voice.
"I guess Matt should not do a girly voice either, Matt you're banned from doing a girl's voice." Maddie said.
"Thank you, at least I am not the only one banned." Shannon said happily.
"Yay, I am the only one that is still able to do a girly voice." Gregory said proudly.
"Now you're banned just to make it equal." Fin said.
"You can't do that until I do a girl's voice." Gregory said.
"Want me make it happen?" Maddie jumped in.
"No thank you." Gregory said afraid of what Maddie might do.
"Shannon, you want to take couple of punches?" Fin asked as Matt slid off the gloves.
"Yes ma'am." Shannon said as he slid on the gloves as Fin climbed behind the dummy.
"Are you even able to take the punches on the dummy from Shannon?" Gregory asked concerned.
"Yeah, I am a big girl." Fin said as Shannon started to punch away at the dummy.
"Well, I think I am going to go straight to bed when we get back to the room." Maddie said yawning.
"How, you only have one bed?" Gregory asked.
"The other bed is still good; it's just closer to the ground." Toes said shrugging her shoulder's like it was no big deal.
"True." Matt said as Fin started to slide the dummy back as Shannon slid the gloves off and set them to the side.
"Does anybody have anti-bacteria?" Shannon asked looking at his hands as Toes pulled a bottle out and passed it around to everyone.
"Thank you Toes, time to head out?" Matt asked.
"Yeah, it's like 11:30." Toes said as she stood up from the ground.
"Well, we are going to be a tired crowd tomorrow." Gregory said.
"Not necessarily, that is if we don't stay up all night." Matt said doing pelvic thrusts.
"Not tonight Emily." Maddie said rolling her eyes.
"OOHH! Emily got turned down." Shannon said giggling as he wrapped his arm around Fin's waist.
"Shut up reject." Matt said pushing his head.
"Hey, stop that you two." Toes said as she cuddled up next to Gregory to get ready for the coldness that waits for her outside as he put his arm around her shoulder to pull her closer.
"It's never a dull moment with us." Fin said as she put her hands on Shannon's as Maddie cuddled up to Matt's side as he had his arm on her waist as they walked out into the dark cold night.
"Who would have thought that going to the gym would be that much fun, right?" Maddie said giggling still from the incident with Matt and Toes.
"Are you still laughing at what happened between Matt and Toes?" Gregory asked as Matt unlocked the Mini-Van doors as they climbed in to get out of the cold.
"Yes, it was hilarious." Maddie said trying so hard not to laugh anymore.
"We laugh at the stupidest things." Toes said.
"What I like to say is, it isn't funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious." Shannon said.
"I agree with that." Toes said.
"Yeah, unless if it is you that gets hurt." Fin said.
"I know, it isn't funny when you get hurt, at least not until the next day or few hours later." Matt said as he started the car and pulled out heading towards the hotel.
"I know, why do people do that?" Gregory asked.
"Unless if your like Maddie and start laughing half way to the ground." Fin said.
"You start laughing before you even hit the ground?" Shannon asked scooting closer to Fin.
"It's true, but at least I am able to laugh about it." Maddie said.
"Yeah, at least we are able to laugh at ourselves." Toes said leaning on Gregory.