Blaine Criss to Kurt Hummel: What is this Mellencamp phase you went through that Britt decided to message me about, and warn that you were a 'super hot totally not gay guy whose hands were baby soft'? If this is accurate, I need to see proof of this right here!

Kurt Hummel: NO! I will never show you this! I am now burning my memory of the horrible fashion crimes I committed. *screams in terror*

Santana Lopez: I HAVE PROOF! Kurt, I'm putting it up on soon. You have been warned.

Kurt Hummel: *bitch slaps Santana*

Kurt Hummel: *screams in frustration*

Finn Hudson: He just threw his textbook across the room. This is epic, man, totally epic.

Kurt Hummel: YOU AREN'T HELPING FINN!

Santana Lopez posted a video.

Blaine Criss: Damn…so frikkin HOT!

Kurt Hummel: When I get back to my house…oh Santana, you will be sorry.

Brittany S. Pierce: Blaine, I agree. Are you sure you aren't capital G gay, Kurt? Cuz I wanna make out with you.

(Puck likes this)

Artie Abrams: haha, your voice cracked!

(Finn Hudson, Puck, and 308 friends like this)

David Michaels: Kurt you have just become my new best friend. I LOVE MELLENCAMP!

Kurt Hummel: then go talk to my dad.

(Burt Hummel-Hudson likes this)

Kurt Hummel has been referenced as 'Sexy Lumberjack Blaine is in Love With' way too many times. Cue David Michaels and Wes Anderson snickering.

Wes Anderson: and snickering we are, Sexy Lumberjack

(David Michaels, Finn Hudson, and 59 friends like this)

Kurt Hummel: I am seriously going to kill Santana. Brittany keeps on stalking me about making out.

(Puck, Santana Lopez and 12 other friends like this)

Brittany S. Pierce: Does that mean you want to make out Kurt?

Kurt Hummel: Sorry Britt, I have a boyfriend. But, don't worry, ask Artie. I'm sure he'll say yes:)

(Artie Abrams likes this)

Santana Lopez: sure you do, buddy

(Blaine Criss, Kurt Hummel, and 36 friends like this.)

Sam Evans to Quinn Fabray: We have been named Qua

m. It sounds like a duck quaking. Trust me, it does. I think we should have been named Fabans, because, according to Kurt, it sounds like 'Fabulous'.

Quinn Fabray: I have a dork as a boyfriend.

Quinn Fabray: Wow. This is...wow. I mean…wow.

Quinn Fabray: And everyone calls you Lemon Head…

Quinn Fabray: you seduce me with Avatar talk…

Quinn Fabray: And we have been named Quam.

Quinn Fabray: Wow. I still love you after all that.

Santana Lopez: How frikkin charming.

(Rachel Berry likes this.)

Sam Evans: Lopez, are you always on Facebook?

Santana Lopez: I took a lesson from Sue. You have to be everywhere, at every time…be warned.

Finn Hudson HOLY SHIT! MY EYES HAVE BEEN SCARRED! AHHH ASDFGHJKL!

Kurt Hummel: No. It didn't happen!

Finn Hudson: it did. Kurt, can you come pick me up?

Kurt Hummel: On my way, brother, on my way.

Rachel Berry: What's going on?

Finn Hudson: you don't want to know.

David Michaels has been kicked out of his bed so Finn Hudson can sleep in it. I am now in a sleeping bag on the floor, along with Wes Anderson. Some friends we have.

Kurt Hummel: I shall explain tomorrow morning.

Wes Anderson: YOU BETTER BITCH!

Wes Anderson to Finn Hudson: dude, you are welcome over here whenever you ASDFGHJKL.

Finn Hudson to Wes Anderson: Thanks man. I owe you one.

Rachel Berry: Sorry to comment, but what happened that Finn skipped two days of school?

Finn Hudson: What you and Jesse didn't do, but with mom and Burt.

(Jesse St. James likes this)

New Directions plans to kick some butt this Sectionals! Bring it Dalton Warblers!

Puck: yeah bitch!

Quinn Fabray: Puckerman, language!

Wes Anderson: Bring it mother fuckersXD

Quinn Fabray: Anderson, language!

Kurt Hummel: I hope we tie for first:)

Blaine Criss: Were gonna win, Kurt;)

Mercedes Jones: were gunna whoop your all's asses!

(Finn Hudson, Santana Lopez, and 9 other friends like this)

David Michaels: Hey, we have Mellencamp Kurt up our sleeves;)

(Will Shuster likes this)

Kurt Hummel: I will always be haunted by Mellencamp.

(Burt Hummel-Hudson likes this)

Dalton Warblers to New Directions: Congrats on winning Sectionals! Luckily, we both are competing at Nationals, due to a few district changes for the Warblers:)

Santana Lopez WE WON FUCKING SECTIONALS! Yeah, Blaine Criss, Wes Anderson, David Michaels, and Kurt Hummel we kicked your ½ gay butts!

(Finn Hudson, Will Shuster and 11 other friends like this)

Finn Hudson: The kicking butt part, not the gay part.

(Kurt Hummel and Blaine Criss like this)

Kurt Hummel: Thanks for that little tidbit of information Finn.

Kurt Hummel to Rachel Berry: save my normal seat in Glee today.

(Blaine Criss likes this)

Will Shuster has to comfort about 8 crying teens right now. Help?

Emma Pillsbury: on my way. Why are they crying?

Will Shuster: you'll see!

Puck yeah, today was fucking awesome

(Kurt Hummel likes this)

Blaine Criss to Kurt Hummel: even though you don't go to Dalton anymore, we still got ourselves a nickname: Klaine. KLAINE!

Kurt Hummel to Blaine Criss: KLAINE? Better than Quam;)

Brittany S. Pierce doesn't like her couple name. Bartie? Sounds like Brittany and Artie together.

Puck: *facepalm*

Santana Lopez: *facepalm*

Mike Chang: *facepalm*

Rachel Berry: *facepalm*

Finn Hudson: *facepalm*

Tina Cohen-Chang: *facepalm*

Kurt Hummel: *facepalm*

Mercedes Jones: *facepalm*

Sam Evans: *facepalm*

Quinn Fabray: *facepalm*

Artie Abrams: Britt-Britt, it's suppose to sound like our names combined.

Brittany: OOH! I get it.

(Santana Lopez, Puck and 9 other friends like this)

David Michaels to Wes Anderson: Can we proclaim our bromance love with a name like Klaine, Furt, and Finchel?

Wes Anderson to David Michaels: Des or Wevid?

David Michaels Des or Wevid?

Kurt Hummel: Wevid.

Mercedes Jones: Wevid.

Finn Hudson: Des.

Rachel Berry: Wevid.

Santana Lopez: Wevid.

Brittany S. Pierce: Wevid.

Wes Anderson and David Michaels and a bromance name: Des.

Finn Hudson: YES! Was it the opposite of what we wanted?

David Michaels: YUP!

Finn Hudson and you guys think I'm dumb.

(Kurt Hummel, Burt Hummel-Hudson and 389 friends like this.)

Finn Hudson: you all suck.

Kurt Hummel I hate New Directions because they are now singing a Mellencamp song to just grate my nerves.

Mike Chang: It's what we live to do. Annoy the crap outta ya Kurt:)

Finn Hudson: Chang, you have it lucky. He just threw a textbook at me. Not. Cool. Kurt.

(Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, and 16 other friends like this)

And here is another little tidbit! This shows just sectionals and stuffs. Well, review please! All I have to say:)

-Madi