Sam 'Lemon Head' Evans has been HACKED! By the most amazing person in the world:) It's what you get for leaving up facebook on MY computer! Way to go man, way to go. (BTW, this is Finn)
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Finn Hudson: I also changed your language to pirate. GRRR!
Sam 'Lemon Head' Evans: Well, I LIKE IT!
Quinn Fabray: you WOULD sam:)
Sam 'Lemon Head' Evans: just because I am a dork…
Santana Lopez: yes, just because you are a dork gives us the right to call you both Lemon Head, and Avatar dude. What's next, Star Wars?
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Sam 'Lemon Head' Evans: May the force be with you:)
Quinn Fabray: Sam, we need to have a talk. Chat. Now.
Santana Lopez: SHE HAS YOU BY THE BALLS!
Sam
what is it quinnie boo?
Quinn
I don't want everyone finding out you are a dork.
Sam
but, I am one! I thought you'd be happy for me, coming out as a dork.
Quinn
sam, I am. but not on facebook!
Sam
I thought you wouldn't care about that. you said I was more important that your reputation.
Sam
I never thought it wouldn't be more important. I love you Quinn. Even if I am a dork.
Sam
Quinn? Q? Honey, are you crying?
Quinn
No.
Sam
I know you, you ARE crying. why?
Quinn
because, I love you too.
Sam
:) no one can resist me and my dorkable ways!
Quinn
no, I can.
Quinn
and that was a lie so big, I just asked for forgiveness.
Sam
haha! hey, accept the request I sent you. the sooner we plan this shit, the better.
Sam
oops, I meant…um…event that will one day take the world by storm?
Quinn
that's better. Do I have to change my last name?
Sam
only on the day of only on the day of. Wait, should we get kurt to plan it? or do you want someone else too?
Quinn
Kurt and Rachel and Finn. Also referred to as Kurtchelinn. We need kurt's taste in fashion, rachel's music choices, and finn to make sure they don't go overboard.
Sam
did you accept?
Quinn
yes. Dang, you are very pushy.
Sam
no, I just wanna see all the comments to this shindig.
Quinn
lol, I love you babe!
Sam 'Lemon Head' Evans and Quinn Fabray are now engaged.
Santana Lopez: what the fuuuucckkk?
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Sam 'Lemon Head' Evans: we've been engaged for say…two months actually. Qunnie and I wanted a 'white wedding'.
Kurt Hummel: whose planning? I think I should, and Finn will take care of the music.
Sam 'Lemon Head' Evans: We've decided (meaning Quinn decided) that you, Rachel (because she will get involved somehow) and Finn will take care of it. Hence the epic name, Kurtchelinn.
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Quinn Fabray: of course you do;) Now, Rachel I'm going to give you my cell phone number.
Rachel Berry: Your cell phone number? I'd be honored:)
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Rachel Berry: got it Q! Thanks! I'm emailing you the top twenty dresses you should wear, and the color schemes for it (Kurt just texted me everything. Damn, he works fast).
Santana Lopez: ^^ TWSS
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Rachel Berry: *sigh* thanks Santana
Santana Lopez: welcome Man-Hands!
Santana Lopez to Quinn Fabray: Hell. No. I am NOT wearing that shade of blue!
Kurt Hummel to Santana Lopez: YOU WILL WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK I TELL YOU TO WEAR BITCH!
Santana Lopez thinks that Kurt Hummel scares her. Like, in a way she nearly pissed in her pants.
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Rachel Berry: You aren't watching him scream at the man on the phone for this really pretty church. Quinn already chose the color scheme, I have the music, and Finn is making sure the guy on the other end doesn't start crying. It's pretty funny. I'm going to go take a video. Santana, you have it so much easier.
Finn Hudson: THE DUDE STARTED CRYING! and we got the chapel for free! Go bitchy Kurt!
Kurt Hummel to Quinn Fabray: sorry, honey, they were out off white roses. I'm on the search for them:) I will find them!
Kurt Hummel FOUND OFF WHITE ROSES! NOW WE DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE THE COLOR SCHEME. This makes for a very happy Kurt.
Santana Lopez: as long as you are happy, I'm happy:)
Rachel Berry posted a video.
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Sam 'Lemon Head' Evans: poor guy, lol.
Quinn Fabray: damn, Rachel, you're right. Kurt is very scary.
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Finn Hudson: and that isn't even him at his worst- DON'T THROW THE SEVEN POUND HISTORY BOOK AT MY HEAD KURT!
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Santana Lopez: I am official the second bitch in charge. Wedding planner Kurt is the first.
Quinn Fabray has changed her name to Quinn Fabray-Evans.
Rachel Berry posted a new album: A Fabray-Evans Wedding, 2010.
Quinn Fabray-Evans and Sam 'Lemon Head' Evans changed their profile picture.
Kurt Hummel: Barbie and Ken look so sweet!
Brittany S. Pierce: I know! It's too cute!
Santana Lopez: Hummel, you may scare the piss outta me, but I really think you should be a wedding planner. Except, ya know, don't make the priest cry next time.
Sam 'Lemon Head' Evans: thanks everyone for coming! I loved how you all sang Lucky down the aisle.
Quinn Fabray-Evans: It was really sweet and cute.
Rachel Berry: No problem! It was fun:)
Finn Hudson: the reception was a blast!
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Artie Abrams posted a video
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Kurt Hummel: *holds head in shame*
Blaine Criss: *hugs Kurt as he holds head in shame*
Finn Hudson: *hides all textbooks in the room*
Rachel Berry: *gets a pillow to protect herself*
Santana Lopez: *laughs at drunk Kurt making a toast*
Brittany S. Pierce: "And, I made the priest cry. And it tasted like God. And God taste good. Or like shit. I don't remember."
Puck: we gotta get you drunk some more. I haven't laughed like that in a long time!
Kurt Hummel: *flips everyone off in a hangover state*
Santana Lopez: love you too, bitch.
I don't know how I feel about this chapter, but it was intrestiong to write. I've been meanign to write this for like, four days? but me being busy made that hard. So, did you like the Fabray-Evan's wedding story? It was intresting to write. I'm think about doing a oneshot on this wedding, but, we'll see if that ever happens! Anyways, thatnks SO much for all the reviews on this story! I'm blown away by how many people like it:) Keep em coming though! I like them all, big and small, long or short. (TWSS, by the way. Anyways...) and even if it's just a 'good story, I like it' I thrive offa feedback!
Have a great Saturday the 4th!
-Madi