Sam Evans
has never seen snow. In his life. The winter wonderland before my house is amazing!Quinn Fabray: where the hell did you live?
Kurt Hummel: who hasn't seen snow before?
Artie Abrams: why are you in awe of snow?
Brittany S. Pierce: do you realize that school will still be in session tomorrow?
Santana Lopez: why are we talking in question form?
(Puck likes this)
Sam Evans: wait, were going to have school tomorrow?
Will Shuester DEAR GLEE KIDS: we're skipping school to go caroling in the snow. Prepare some songs guys and girls!
Rachel Berry: Can the guys from Dalton come with us?
Finn Hudson: yeah, can they Mr. Schue? Maybe we can have a competition to see who can raise the most money for some local charity?
Puck: Can I sing a Jewish song?
Emma Pillsbury: Will, did Figgins approve?
Will Shuester: in answer to all your questions: YES!:)
Blaine Criss to Kurt Hummel: wanna sing baby it's cold outside. You must admit, our voice do sound perfect together. But this time, I wanna take the girls part.
Wes Anderson to David Michaels: I call singing the awesomest song ever!
David Michaels: but, I thought you loved me:'{
Wes Anderson: I do. But not as much as TASE!
Blaine Criss: I really need some new, not in the closet friends.
David Michaels has snow up his fine ass. Legit.
Kurt Hummel: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
David Michaels: and I have your super fine ass women Mercedes Jones to thank.
Mercedes Jones: you are no better than Puck.
Puck: I told her she has more curves than a Nissan ad;)
Kurt Hummel: and this is when I slap both of you. Mercedes is MINE! Aint that right, Cedes?
Mercedes Jones: …..
Kurt Hummel: Cedes? NOOOO! You cannot fall under their charming looks and spells!
Puck: Hot mama, wanna be Puckcedes with me;)
David Michaels: I shall abandon the epic bromance that is Des to be Dacedes with you!
Kurt Hummel: She likes those cold coffee drinks.
(Mercedes Jones likes this)
David Michaels: I WILL GET YOU ONE SWEETIE!
Puck: back off, man, I WILL GET HER ONE FIRST!
Kurt Hummel: Boys…
Blaine Criss: tell me about it.
Quinn Fabray is dreaming of a white Christmas. Too bad there's school.
Wes Anderson: NO SCHOOL FOR US!
Kurt Hummel: This is the only reason I regret leaving Dalton. Your administration forgets it's a BOARDING school.
Blaine Criss: not really. They just wanted to have a snowball fight with us. Yes, Dalton is that cool.
Quinn Fabray: UGH! And Coach Sue is making us practice IN THE SNOW! Right now, I'm glad to say, I have Glee before Cheerios.
Rachel Berry: I always knew you liked Glee better.
Santana Lopez: shut your face Berry.
Santana Lopez to Kurt Hummel: Hey, I heard your hosting a holiday party, and a Secret Santana thing. Can you do our (and by our I mean Britt, Cedes, Quinn, Tina, Rachel and my) makeup for said party? I'll do everyone's hair, Cedes will accessories, Rachel will bring her pop iPod, Tina will bring some food, and Quinn will bring he shoes (have you SEEN her shoe selection?) If you do all of our makeup. Please, Kurtsie? For me *puppy dog eyes*
Rachel Berry posted a picture.
(Mike Chang, Puck and 5 other friends like this)
Kurt Hummel: You better. With all the time I spent into their flawless faces, you better like this. Now, I only have about thirty minutes to do my hair:( not to sound whiney or all, but I really don't wanna wear the hairstyle that makes me look like a ten year old.
Finn Hudson: But, you look cute in that hairstyle!
Puck: WTF Finn?
Finn Hudson: Hey, I'm only stating the truth.
Finn Hudson: And, I am glad Kurt has hidden all textbooks. He needs to get some anger management.
Kurt Hummel: I know how to manage my anger. I throw stuff at you.
(Wes Anderson, Blaine Criss and 13 other friends like this)
Finn Hudson: screw you all.
Kurt Hummel: Fine. You are OFFICIALLY! uninvited to the said holiday party.
Finn Hudson: I live here Kurt. This is also my house.
Kurt Hummel: for once, in my life, I have no comeback.
Sam Evans is sick with the flu. I cannot make the holiday party (unless you want me throwing up everywhere). But, call me when ya get the chance! Thanks for the invite anyway Kurt Hummel.
Quinn Fabray: awwehhh, I so sorry Sammy:'(
Kurt Hummel: We'll put you on speakerphone when everyone arrives. At this point in time, it's the dreaded FB hour, where everyone in the house is on FB right now. All on our phones.
Puck: pretty much. I came early to make sure we were allowed to have booze. No booze. Sad Puck.
Quinn Fabray: Like Burt would let us have a few beers!
Kurt Hummel: No friggin way, not after I threw up on Mrs. Pillsbury-Dentist's Last Name Inserted Here's shoes.
(Finn Hudson, and Burt Hummel like this)
Santana Lopez posted a video
Sam Evans: I missed the most epic game of truth or dare, didn't I?
Santana Lopez: Indeed you did, Lemon Head.
Sam Evans: I will forever be haunted by that name.
Artie Abrams: Best part is when Rachel and Kurt were dared to make out. This dare was courtesy of Noah Puckerman.
Puck: that's only because Britt and San wouldn't make out. I still want that threesome, San and Britt, BTW.
Brittany S. Pierce: Artie told me to tell you no. So HA!
Blaine Criss: I liked the truth where Rachel admitted to have a fangirl crush on JonGroff.
Kurt Hummel: "His eyes are soo cute, and he sings too good! Like, I love him as much as I love Barbra. Too bad he's gay."
Finn Hudson: I don't like the fangirl crush.
Blaine Criss: That's because you are in love with Lea Michele.
Finn Hudson: She's legit man! Rach introduced me to this girl, and she's legit! *blushes*
Rachel Berry: I'm more talented than her though, riiiight?
Finn Hudson: Yes.
Rachel Berry: Just making sure;)
Kurt Hummel has thrown an epic party. Before you clog up my inbox with a rant, how about you all just text me instead, or tell me in glee.
Rachel Berry: nope.
Finn Hudson: We will
Santana Lopez: be
Artie Abrams: clogging
Wes Anderson: this
Mercedes Jones: status
Puck: up
Brittany S. Pierce: with
Blaine Criss: unrelated
Mercedes Jones: conversations
David Michaels: !
Kurt Hummel: everyone go fuck yourself.
Quinn Fabray: LANGUAGE HUMMEL!
Kurt Hummel: sorry Quinn.
Sam Evans: I miss out on everything.
Mike Chang: you sure as hell- I mean, um, Hades, do!
Mike Chang: before you even comment Quinn, I know: LANGUAGE CHANG! Thanks for looking out for each and every one of us. It's awesome!
Quinn Fabray to Tina Cohen-Chang: I like your boyfriend. He's smart enough to correct himself before I go all HBIC on him. I approve of this relationship.
Tina Cohen-Chang to Quinn Fabray: So you're saying, he pretty much complimented you.
Quinn Fabray to Tina Cohen-Chang: pretty much.
THERE IS SNOW OUTSIDE! AND this is what inspired this little facebook loving from them. Anways, I hope everyone is having a great day! I'm hoping there will be no school tomorrow:) Anyways, review guys! Sorry for not updating this for a while either. I have been majorly busy. Hope you all enjoyed! I love the reviews, big, small, long, and short. :)
-Madi