Santana Lopez yes we need a little Christmas right this very minute.
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Artie Abrams: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Mercedes Jones: ONE MORE DAAYY!
Brittany S. Pierce: I know:) SO EXCITED!
Kurt Hummel: Remember, New Years Eve party at my place, and we'll exchange our Secret Santa presents there. I already have mine picked out, and it's being shipped here today;D
Blaine Criss: Are the Warblers invited?
Kurt Hummel: ….Only Wes, David and Blaine:D
Alexander Queen: NOT ME:(
Kurt Hummel: Santana, why are you friends with Alex Queen?
Santana Lopez: He's cute.
Kurt Hummel: You stalked my Warbler friends, didn't you?
Santana Lopez: Pretty much.
Mercedes Jones: Kurt- Since you already know what you are getting your SS, can you help me with mine?
Kurt Hummel: Santana- You creeper. Mercedes- Sure bb! Chat now?
Mercedes Jones: Since my phone is dead, pretty much. Peace out everyone!
Santana Lopez: Love you Cedes, cuz we be the top biznitches;)
Mercedes
I got Quinn. We haven't really talked since she left to go live with her Mom in September.
Kurt
Oh. See, I got Mr. Puckerman. I got him warm fuzzy pink bunny slippers and matching boxers! Funny, right?
Mercedes
LOL! I cannot wait to see his face! Well, what should I get Quinnie?
Kurt
Something cute, and a little funny. Lemme text her and see if she likes gag gifts, like I'm getting Puck.
Kurt
She doesn't mind a little humor. How about a baby doll, that's like black?
Kurt
Not meaning to be racist or anything, it's just Beth wasn't black, and looked like Quinn, not like you.
Mercedes
That hits a little too close to home. How about something for stretch marks, and a baby blanket?
Kurt
Much better than mine. Her favorite animals is a monkey. She's asking me who I'm helping. Don't worry, bb, I won't tell or peep a word.
Mercedes
Thank boo! Love you. I'll text ya a pic of the baby blanket when I buy it. Sneaking out of the house right now, even though it'll be crazy anywhere I go right now. FEW! Charging my phone, and stealing my brothers. I'll call ya for help. Hope Puck likes the bunny slippers.
Kurt
He better! Haha, no problem for helping you boo:) Love you x33
Puck to Rachel Berry: Sarah loves her West Side Story, Wicked and Mary Poppins CD. I like my American Idiot one. Thanks for no animal sweaters this year! I can't believe we exchange Christmas presents, despite the fact we are both Jewish.
Rachel Berry to Puck: We both know it's because your mom doesn't like me giving you guys Hanukkah presents, since I 'overspoil' you all. My dads got me tickets this year to see American Idiot (along with ND and Wes, David and Blaine!)
Puck to Rachel Berry: I love your Dads. Legit. They are awesome. I GET TO MEET REBECCA NAOMI JONES! She rocks Letterbomb. Green Day FTW!
Quinn Fabray would like to thank Sam Evans for the silver necklace around my neck, even though it clashes with my gold cross, I love the moon shape.
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Blaine Criss: Simple, and classy.
Kurt Hummel: Pure and sweet.
Blaine Criss: Both Kurt and I approve.
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Sam Evans: How do you both manage to talk to one another on other people's status's?
Kurt Hummel: It's a gift.
Kurt Hummel Everyone have their Secret Santa presents ready? I know I do!
Brittany S. Pierce: Why are we exchanging them so late?
Kurt Hummel: Since we got them at the Christmas party, I gave everyone a week or less than that to shop.
Brittany S. Pierce: I don't know what to get mine though!
Kurt Hummel: How about you draw them a picture?
Brittany S. Pierce: With crayons?
Kurt Hummel: That's perfect Brittany!
Mercedes Jones: You seem to be helping everyone with their presents Kurt!
Blaine Criss to Mike Chang: Thanks for the Rainbow hat that says 'I LOVE MY GAY BOYFRIEND!' in bold letters. Wes and David are fighting over who gets to wear it first.
Mike Chang to Santana Lopez: Thanks for the pointe shoes. How'd you know I wanted them?
Santana Lopez to Finn Hudson: Thanks for the therapeutic CD. I guess I do have anger management. I'll use it to throw at losers who need a life.
Finn Hudson to Brittany S. Pierce: Thank you for the picture of a dolphin with a scarf and a shark with a jersey on. I'm guessing it's me and Kurt as sea animals?
Brittany S. Pierce to Quinn Fabray: Thanks for the Cheerio Barbie doll Quinn!
Quinn Fabray to Mercedes Jones: Thanks for the stretch mark cream and the baby blanket with a monkey on it. Their too cute!
Mercedes Jones to Sam Evans: Thanks for the bling Ken!
Sam Evans to Puck: Thanks for the condom. I really needed that *this is all sarcastic BTW you BITCH!*
Puck to Kurt Hummel: I LOVE my bunny slippers, bunny boxers and the tiara. I feel like such a pretty princess:)
Kurt Hummel to Wes Anderson: Thank you for my rainbow shirt that says 'I LOVE MY GAY BOYFRIEND!' My Dad, Carole and Finn are laughing at me. Finn, though, already laughed last night.:/ Remind me to kill you.
Wes Anderson to David Michaels: Thanks for the bumper sticker that says, "I'm so far in the closet, I'm hiding in Narnia." Really, it tickles me pink. My girlfriend, on the other hand, isn't too pleased with it. Damn bromance. I'm calling it off!
David Michaels to Blaine Criss: I love the magnet that says, "I sing opera in the showers, and all my shampoos think I'm really good!" It's so going on the mini-fridge in the room right now. Also, due to my giftthe bromance is off. He was a whiner anyways.
Blaine Criss I need new friends.
Finn Hudson: why?
Blaine Criss: It's like a war here! Ever since they called off the damn bromance, it's like two girls PMSing, and I'M THE MIDDLE MAN!
Finn Hudson: I'd say wanna crash here, but….Burt wouldn't be to happy bout that.
Kurt Hummel: I'll stay at Rache's for a while. Let those two boys figure out themselves.
Wes Anderson Blaine abandoned us. Now, who will get my iPod when it's on David's side of the room?
Rachel Berry: and I thought I was a drama queen!
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Rachel Berry: Love you too!
Matt Rutherford Hey facebooking people:)
Mike Chang: MATT!
Matt Rutherford: CHANG!
Mike Chang: What up? How's SoCali?
Matt Rutherford: Not that much fun. I miss Glee:'( But, I'm lead singer in a band, so it kina evens itself out.
Mike Chang: that's awesome! Send us a CD sometime?
Matt Rutherford: cool. Gotta go, were gunna perform some Christmas songs on the beach.
Mike Chang: Cool. Love you bro!
Rachel Berry wishes school didn't start again. This was a great break:)
Blaine Criss: AYYMEN SISTAH!
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Mercedes Jones: You aren't black. Sorry to burst your bubble.
Merry Christmas! Here's a little present for you all: A Christmas themed Facebook adenture. Anyways, you all make my day when I see a review, a favorite or an alert! So, right now, I have the next chapter in my mind, but hey, it depends if it's actually writable. So (hopefully) you enjoyed this. And, I wish you all a Merry Christmas, and to all, a good afternoon:)
-Madi