Santana Lopez is going to the movies!
Puck: by yourself?
Santana Lopez: pretty much. No one is home, and I'm bored.
Mercedes Jones: me too! Wanna meet up at the movies?
Santana Lopez: why the hell not? Black Swan?
Puck: Shit, that movie looks scary. You sure ya don't need a man to cuddle up to?
Santana Lopez: oh, I'm sure we don't. Right Cedes?
Mercedes Jones: Yup, cuz were both strong women.
Puck just saw Black Swan. I almost peed in my pants.
Rachel Berry likes Black Swan
Finn Hudson: Rachel, that thing was SCARY AS HELL!
Rachel Berry: You're a baby.
Finn Hudson: *hides under the covers*
Finn Hudson: AND WE'RE SEEING SWAN LAKE TOMORROW!
Finn Hudson: *pretends to be sick*
Rachel Berry: you're not fooling me.
Finn Hudson: damnit.
Quinn Fabray OHMIGOD! Natalie Portman in Black Swan is like a goddess! AMAZING!
Sam Evans: I was scared throughout the whole movie!
Kurt Hummel: I personally liked the lesbian scene;D
(Puck, Blaine Criss and 12 other friends like this)
Finn Hudson: Rachel covered my eyes when it came on.
Puck: loser.
Rachel Berry: But, I nibbled on his neck when it happened, so he's fine with it;)
Finn Hudson: *dies of embarrassment*
Kurt Hummel: *laughs at step brother*
Blaine Criss: Rachel – Kurt's sweet spot is the middle of his neck. I just bite it a little, and he swoons. Try rubbing the area, softly. I'm sure Finn will get the shivers.
Kurt Hummel: *joins Finn and dies of embarrassment*
Santana Lopez: How big is Kurt? Like, how big? Really big, or normal? In his Cheerios uniform, it looked like he had a package. WANKY WANKY!
Blaine Criss: *joins Kurt and Finn and dies of embarrassment*
Brittany S. Pierce: Blaine, are you really dead?
Blaine Criss: No.
Brittany S. Pierce: Good, because you're really hot. Are you a dolphin? Like Kurt?
Blaine Criss: What's a dolphin?
Brittany S. Pierce: a gay shark.
Blaine Criss: than yes.
Brittany S. Pierce: Do you and Kurt have boy-kisses, and are you going to make babies together?
Blaine Criss: 0.o
David Michaels: I love you Brittany.
Brittany S. Pierce I don't get Black Swan. It makes me confused. Why did she go crazy?
Artie Abrams: THAT MOVIE SCARED ME.
Wes Anderson posted a video.
David Michaels: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Santana Lopez: Busted!
Brittany S. Pierce: Blaine is super yummy.
Mercedes Jones: Kurt!
Kurt Hummel: Can I pretend this didn't happen? .
Blaine Criss: YES!
Puck: Kurt! You're a little sex monkey!
(Finn Hudson, Blaine Criss and 12 friends like this)
Burt Hummel-Hudson: Kurt, I think we need to talk about this.
Kurt Hummel: *walks upstairs, and holds head in shame*
Santana Lopez: Don't deny it, Kurtie, you liked it;D
(Puck and Blaine Criss like this)
Kurt Hummel I just had the talk. O.o Never again, never again!
Blaine Criss: I'm kinda curious as how Wes did get us making out.
Santana Lopez: If I was him, I'd join in on you too. Blaine, you still didn't answer my question: How big is Kurt?
Blaine Criss: I still haven't figured that out yet;D
Santana Lopez to Kurt Hummel: you're a fucking tease, you know that?
Kurt Hummel to Santana Lopez: and you're a fucking bitch, you know that?
Blaine Criss to Wes Anderson: how'd you find me and Kurt?
Wes Anderson to Blaine Criss: You were in the study room. I came in to study Biology, and I learned from you too how Chemistry and French work instead. So, to get back at you for the HP incident that shall remain a secret, I put your face suckage on Facebook. Need I say more?
Blaine Criss damn you Wes Anderson you are too good. :'{I cannot even retaliate due to said HP Incident.
Rachel Berry: Harry Potter Incident? Care to explain?
David Michaels: *gets popcorn and snacks on it*
Wes Anderson: I, uh, no not really :'{
Blaine Criss: Hey, that's MY EMOTICON! Not yours. And, I'm PM it to you, Rachel ;D
Blaine Criss: guess who just got revenge?
Wes Anderson: One bitch called Blaine Criss.
Kurt Hummel: Hey, and he's my bitch!
Puck: ^^ Wanky wanky!
Kurt Hummel: damn.
Kurt Hummel HOLY BEGESUS! BLACK SWAN FTW!
Wes Anderson: I cannot believe you saw that three times…in one day.
Blaine Criss: I can. He dragged me there. He ate popcorn though. It was exciting.
Alex Queen: I saw that movie.
Blaine Criss: Alex, why do you always randomly comment, when we both know you really didn't see that movie?
Alex Queen: Because I'm bored.
Blaine Criss: why don't you just go hang out with Natalie?
Alex Queen: …Portman?
Kurt Hummel: He means you're girlfriend, you nitwit.
(Wes Anderson, the Dalton Warblers, and 13 other friends like this)
Alex Queen: Oh. I will, I guess.
Blaine Criss: and I'll go hang with mine.
Santana Lopez: may I join you too? Wanna play sex games? You can tie me up. And I don't mind it at all. I'll be your cheerleader, so will Kurt, and you can be the football that makes us scream.
Kurt Hummel: Santana, get off my status. Now.
Santana Lopez: No?
Blaine Criss: That's a hell naw!
(Mercedes Jones likes this)
Puck: San?
Santana Lopez: Be right over Puck. I'll bring the bunny ears.
Alex Queen: I know I'm popping in but…0.o
Puck: you're just jealous.
Blaine Criss: not really.
Santana Lopez: that's because you prefer a nice P were I have a sexy V.
Santana Lopez: NBD.
Wes Anderson I LOVE BLACK SWAN!
David Michaels: NOOOOOO it haunts me! She fucking accidently kills herself! How DOES THAT FREAKY SHIT HAPPEN?
Wes Anderson: I dunno how, but it's freaky shit I LIKE!
Finn Hudson Swan Lake haunts me in my sleep. HIEHFJLWNF
Rachel Berry: You baby.
(New Directions, Kurt Hummel and 10 other friends like this.)
Finn Hudson: Love you too bitches.
Finn Hudson: before you even say, language Hudson, you've said bitch before.
Quinn Fabray: damnit. Ya know, sometimes you really piss me off.
Finn Hudson: It's a mutual thing, Quinn.
Quinn Fabray: Love you bitch.
Finn Hudson: Love you too, best friend fucker.
Puck posted a video
Artie Abrams: Finn, you just got served!
Quinn Fabray: I DIDN'T MEAN TO SMACK YOU THAT HARD!
Mercedes Jones: *dies laughing*
Santana Lopez: *joins Mercedes*
Mike Chang: *can't breathe!*
Rachel Berry: I'm sorry Finn, but I'm laughing at this.
Kurt Hummel: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tina Cohen-Chang: *giggles* *explodes laughing*
Brittany S. Pierce: STOP THE VIOLENCE!
Sam Evans: LOL Brittany! My girl's got a nice arm!
Finn Hudson: Yeah, and I have the bruise to prove it.
This chapter was a little too much fun to write. Okay, I have the buring desire to see Black Swan, and I can't see it (hence the begining all about Black Swan) and then Wes and Klaine face suckage...I dunno how that came in. Overall, this chapter was probably my favorite to write, but I have no idea how this whole sex thing even started. Like, legit. Before you ask about the HP Incident, all I know is that it involved Daniel Radcliff, That Girl Who Plays Ginny, and boob feelage. That's what's in my head. ALSO! A really bad polyjuice potion.
And, I just found out that Blaine's last name is Anderson. Too bad it's Wes's name in this story. I won't be changing it, sorryXD But, I was only ONE CHARACTER OFF! DAMNIT! So, does that make up for it? Yes? Yes? YES!
Hope you all enjoyed! Sorry for not updating for so longXD
-Madi