Kurt Hummel what's your drug of choice?
Puck: Weed
Santana Lopez: sex.
Rachel Berry: showtunes
Blaine Criss: (you) Katy Perry
Burt Hummel-Hudson: cupcakes.
Finn Hudson: (Rachel Berry) Call of Duty
Mike Chang: (Tina) Dance
Sam Evans: (Quinn) Lemon heads (they're a good candy, okay?)
Quinn Fabray: Lullabies.
Mercedes Jones: Shopping.
Artie Abrams: Seeing how fast I can go in my wheelchair.
David Michaels: Singing in the rain.
Wes Anderson: Warbler's practice.
Blaine Criss: ^^ You're a little obsessed, m'dear sir.
Kurt Hummel: Yeah, throwing a gavel at Alex isn't cool, BTW.
Wes Anderson: He couldn't get the harmony right. I felt the urge to throw something at him. No biggie.
Alex Queen: Until I got three stitches.
Puck: Have any of you all been to juvie? They took my waffles.
Santana Lopez: and then you took em back;D
Artie Abrams: Yeah, sure…
Mercedes Jones: What about waffles? Cuz those things are just gross!
Rachel Berry: I agree with you Mercedes. Waffles have awkward textures. Pancakes are much better.
Puck: Dude, I can't eat pancakes. Not after Jew Camp:x
Santana Lopez: What happened?
Jacob Ben Israel: What happens at Jew Camp stays at Jew Camp.
(Puck likes this)
Rachel Berry: Which Jew Camp?
Puck: I don't remember. It just wasn't awesome.
Blaine Criss: I'VE GONE TO A JEW CAMP BEFORE!
Blaine Criss: Though, I'm not Jewish. But still.
Quinn Fabray: I've been to Bible Camp.
Santana Lopez: So have I. Is Jew Camp promiscuous? Because Bible Camp was.
Quinn Fabray: Isn't that were we learned about those skirts? ;D
Santana Lopez: I still have mine.
Quinn Fabray: ME TOO!
(Sam Evans likes this)
Wes Anderson: ^ You a perv Sam.
Sam Evans: I'm her girlfriend.
David Michaels: You a pedo Sam.
Quinn Fabray: He's younger than me.
Finn Hudson: Just for the record Sam, you can't get her pregnant in a hot tub.
(Puck, Santana and 12 friends like this)
Sam Evans: thanks for the heads up, my brother.
Kurt Hummel: I thought I was your brother. *pouts*
Sam Evans: Were non-related brothers, nor are we related by marriage.
Sam Evans: Cuz the Humdels are awesome.
(Burt Hummel-Hudson, Carole Hummel-Hudson, Kurt Hummel and Finn Hudson like this)
Santana Lopez: HUMDELS FTW!
Rachel Berry: I wanna be a HUMDEL!
Finn Hudson: One day, you will babe.
Finn Hudson: I mean, ummm….
Finn Hudson: Yeah….
Finn Hudson: Kurt, can I come live with you at Dalton?
Wes Anderson: NO!
David Michaels: SURE!
Blaine Criss: YES!
Kurt Hummel: NO!
Santana Lopez: As much as it pains me to say it, we need him. But, in exchange for him and RuPaul, will take Blaine and Kurt from you.
Wes Anderson: Hmmm….only because they undress each other with their eyes. EYESEX *dies*
Santana Lopez: I've undressed Kurt with my eyes too ;D
Kurt Hummel: That's too much information.
Blaine Criss: How did we get off topic so easily?
David Michaels: OOH SHINY PENNY IS MINE! *gets shiny penny from ground*
Mike Chang: I think because we have too short of attention spans.
Brittany S. Pierce: What's a drug?
Puck: *facepalm*
Santana Lopez: *facepalm*
Mike Chang: *facepalm*
Rachel Berry: *facepalm*
Finn Hudson: *facepalm*
Tina Cohen-Chang: *facepalm*
Kurt Hummel: *facepalm*
Mercedes Jones: *facepalm*
Sam Evans: *facepalm*
Quinn Fabray: *facepalm*
Will Shuster: *facepalm*
Wes Anderson: *facepalm*
David Michaels: *facepalm*
Blaine Criss: *facepalm*
Alex Queen: *facepalm*
Brittany S. Pierce: HUGS NOT DRUGS!
Kurt Hummel: Thank you Brittany.
Brittany S. Pierce: CRACK IS WACK!
Burt Hummel-Hudson: Thank you Brittany.
Brittany S. Pierce: I LIKE DOLPHINS!
Brittany S. Pierce: WHY IS MY COMPUTER YELLING AT ME?
Kurt Hummel: I'm leaving this status.
Mercedes Jones: Me too.
Santana Lopez: Lopez out, bitches!
Quinn Fabray: Oh dear, I must be going *grabs Sam*
Sam Evans: *runs with Quinn*
Finn Hudson: *picks up Rachel and carries her out of this status*
Rachel Berry: PUT ME DOWN! *but, don't really*
Puck: I gotta go clean pools. PEACE OUT SUCKKAHS!
Tina Cohen-Chang: Asian OUT!
Mike Chang: *moonwalks out*
Artie Abrams: Uhh, I gotta go. BYE!
Blaine Criss: WAIT FOR ME KURT!
Wes Anderson: Oh look, my gavel needs to be cleaned.
David Michaels: Um, lemme help you with that. David and Wes are OUT!
Brittany S. Pierce: ….Where did everyone go?
Okay, this just...I dunno where the heck this came from. Anyways, this has happened to me on Facebook before. I've made friends on facebook just chatting on mutual friends status's. Yup, pretty much:D Anyways, I hope this wasn't too weird, and this is mostly just because I wanted Brittany to ask what a drug was. So, ENJOY! (Er, I mean, hopefully you enjoyed!) Please leave a review. I fangirl scream when I get them (Yes, I do.) So...yeah..
Two updates in two days? You all know I love you, right?
And I never do these but Disclaimer: Facebook, nor Glee, or any of their affiliates belong to me. But, I do have my imagination, so I guess I just have to wait a few more years till I own Glee...and maybe Facebook.
(That didn't make any sense. Another Disclaimer: I make no sense. Ever. But I'm pretty sure you all guessed that.)
(I should stop with this Author's Note, and the parentheses so I shall.)
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(Tee-hee)
-Madi