Lana: I decided to re-do this whole story because I didn't like how it was going :( So…here is the re-vamped version of 'Fist Pump Love'.
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"Sydney, what the fuck are you watching?" Haylie asked as she notices noises coming out of Sydney's laptop.
"Just watching some lame ass interview of someone, no big," Sydney said.
"Who?" Haylie asked.
"Mike," Sydney said.
"Miz Mike or Jersey Shore Mike?" Haylie asked.
"Jersey Shore one," Sydney said.
"Ewww, that guy is scum, why the fuck are you watching him girl?" Haylie asked.
"I'm bored—and besides, it had something to do with the WWE, so I had to watch," Sydney said.
"Alright, I know classify you as messed up in the fucking head," Haylie said as she was taking a drink out of her water bottle.
"Out of all of the Divas in the WWE—who would you say you would meet?" The interviewer asked.
"Personally—Haylie Trudel," Mike said.
Haylie spit out all of the water that was in her mouth and screamed, "WHAT?"
"Just listen," Sydney said.
"Why is that?" The interviewer asked.
"From what I got to see out of her, she seems like a pretty cool girl, someone that you would wanna have an instant connection with," Mike replied.
"Despite the Twitter war you two had during the season 2 premier of Jersey Shore?" The interviewer asked.
"Ah, the Twitter war—hey, if she naturally hates the show, I would understand that, but why hate on me? She doesn't even know me to be having the privilege to do that—and whenever we meet up, hopefully soon, that would give me the opportunity to show her the real me,"
Sydney paused the video because Haylie was literally rolling on the floor, laughing her fucking ass off. "What the hell is so funny Trudel?" Sydney asked.
"It's just funny that he thinks I don't know him—I know that he's an idiot scum bag that should rot in hell," Haylie said in between laughs.
"You naturally hate him, don't you?" Sydney asked.
"Yeah, like nothing could get me more mad at someone then him, not even Miz," Haylie said.
"And that's saying something," Sydney said.
"But besides of the fact that he mentioned, why did he chose me?" Haylie asked.
"Eh, I don't know, does it look like I'm his brain or something?" Sydney asked.
"He has a brain?" Haylie asked shocked. "That's amazing!" She said excitedly. "Congrats to him!" She added clapping.
"You gotta stop it with the sarcasm," Sydney said.
"Hey—it's like my second language," Haylie said happily, which then Sydney rolled her eyes, then asked, "You find him cute?"
"Who? Miz?" Haylie asked. "If so ,"
"Not Miz you moron," Sydney said. "Situation,"
"FUCK NO!" Haylie said then made a disgusted face. "Ew—even if we're the last two people on earth, I would just kill myself," Haylie added.
"Ouch," Sydney said, "I was just asking a question or something, calm down blondie," Sydney said.