Chapter 3

The weekend came by with a drag, Sirius and James thought it would come by quickly but since they have wanted the weekend to come it just dragged slowly with piles of homework.

"Wow this week sure went by fast," Peter smiled as he breathed in the warm summer air as they walked to Hogsmead.

"You called that fast!" James looked at him as if he was insane.

Remus gave a small chuckle as they entered inside the three broomsticks. Cool fresh air greeted them as they went inside. They sat down at the tables as they waited for the waitress to come by and take their order of drinks.

"Alright so I located some clothing stores here on our map," James said as he took out the piece of blanket parchment.

"I solemnly swear I am up to no good," he chanted to the paper and it showed Hogwarts in addition to Hogsmead.

"What shall I get you boys?" asked the lady as she walked by their table.

"Four butterbeers," Remus asked.

She wrote it down then walked away into the kitchen. "Alright, see this one?" James continued as he pointed his finger to a local clothing store, "This is the one were I believe is the place to get dresses. We need a girl…" All three of them looked at Sirius and Sirius eyes widened.

"WHAT! Why me!" He asked.

"You're the one that has the nice complexion and smooth girly skin!" Peter grinned.

"Why can't we all go in and get it!" Sirius protested.

"Because it would be awkward getting dresses when we're boys," Remus told him.

"Well…well we don't have any girl clothes!" Sirius crossed his arms and smiled and had a face saying 'haha I got you trapped.'

His smiling face turned to a frown when James brought out a vial of potion and some hairs with a mini skirt.

"You got to be kidding me?" Sirius looked aggravated, "How did you make this?"

"Remus here made it while you didn't know about it," Peter said.

Sirius growled as he hid under the table, dropped in a few hairs into the polyjuice potion and drank up. Jame, Peter, and Remus could hear gagging noises underneath the table and a girl with long black hair stood up.

"Really, did you pick out Alice's hairs?" Sirius asked unbelievably.

"She was the only 5th year who wasn't going to Hogsmead and who was around me at the time," Peter confessed.

Sirius stood up grabbed the mini skirt harshly and walked inside the girl's bathroom to change. He threw his pants into James's laughing face and walked outside the warm weather. He then strode across Hogsmead and found the girl's clothing store.

Back at the Three Broomsticks James, Peter, and Remus watched on the map where Sirius was going. His name with some footsteps walked inside the girl's clothing store as they howled with laughter.

James is SO dead by the time I'm back in my normal state! Sirius growled under his breath as he looked through the racks of dresses. 30 minutes later he found what he was looking for.

"Ah ha!" He smiled as he picked up a frilly short pink dress that came with pink slippers and he purchased them. He walked back to the three broomsticks and slammed down the items, "There happy!" He growled.

The three of them continued laughing as they picked up the dress and walked back to the castle rather quickly.

"I'm changing back to normal," Sirius whispered as saw his skin bubbling back to normal. People around them looked awkward at Sirius who was Alice at this moment. James grabbed Sirius and sharply turned the corner to an empty hall and Sirius turned to normal. He slipped off the skirt and put his pants back on.

"I hate you guys," Sirius said.

"Alright let's see where Snivellus is," James looked at the Marauder's map and saw Severus in the potion classroom.

"Ok we need to get him out of there and somewhere were we can stuff him inside this dress and through him out in public," Sirius thought for a moment.

"We can get someone to get him," He grinned. A Ravenclaw walked by them and Sirius wrapped his arm around her.

"Hello Victoria," He grinned at her.

"Ugh, what do you want Sirius! I told you before I don't want to go out with you!" She snapped as she removed a few strands of hair away from her smooth beautiful face.

"No this has nothing to do with it, you see Snivellus is in the potions classroom and I want you to bring him here," Sirius asked.

"And why would I do that?" She asked.

"Because we want to give him an apology," Sirius explained.

"Likely story, you just want me to get him so you can tease him again, am I right?"

Sirius sighed, she caught him in his own lie, "Alright fine I lied, but no seriously we need to talk to him nothing to do with teasing him," Sirius made himself sound sincere and apologetic, but deep down there was another white lie forming in voice.

The Ravenclaw sighed, "Fine I'll get him."

"Oh and DON'T tell him we were asking for him or else he won't come!" Sirius added.

She walked away from the four boys. They all watched Victoria step inside the potions classroom and stand next to Severus. They had been standing there for quite some time and finally they watched Severus walk out of the classroom and began walking towards them.

"Mischief managed," Remus tapped the parchment and hid it in his robes.

They say Severus turn the corner and looked at them in shock.

"GET HIM!"

They tackled Severus to the ground and he struggled a lot.

"Let go of me!" He snapped.

Peter took out a cupcake that had a drop of sleeping potion in it so he can be knocked out for at least 10 minutes, 20 minutes tops. The boys snickered as they shoved him inside the pink dress and slipped on the slippers.

After at least 15 minutes Severus began receiving consciousness, he saw a mirror in front of him and he felt his legs and arms bound to a chair with some rope. The sight of himself made him shock and he looked around as he began struggling. He saw the frilly pink dress on his with some make up on him.

The Marauders cracked up laughing, "MAN WAIT TILL THE PUBLIC SEES YOU!" James cracked up.

"I should have known it was you all along Potter!" Severus snapped.

Peter and Sirius untied Severus, but had a good grip on him so he wouldn't be able to escape. "Let go of me!" Severus struggled in their grip, but they were to strong.

Sirius and Peter then threw him out of the empty classroom they were in and all everyone around him cracked up laughing.

Severus eyes widened, he flushed and was about to run but Sirius grabbed a hold of him and James took a picture.

They all laughed and Severus finally was able to escape and ran as quickly as possible to the laundry room to grab his spare clothes. He walked out of the laundry room and burned the dress and slippers and wiped the make-up off his face.

The kids were still laughing and teasing Severus. He sighed and walked the halls of misery looking down at the floor and ignoring the laughing crowd.

"JAMES POTTER!" Severus snapped up his head when he heard a familiar voice. Lilly stomped her way in front of James.

"Hey Lilly!" James grinned.

"What is the meaning of this!" She snapped showing him the picture of Severus in the pink dress.

James grinned, "Oh just for fun you know?"

"YOU ARE SO MEAN!" Lilly snapped.

"Ah come on, we're only having fun!" James pouted.

Lilly stormed off away from James.

For the next set of hours there were pictures everywhere in students hands of Severus, he hid his face from them, but the laughter still continued. This was by far the worse thing they could have done to him.

Night time arrived and the Marauders were hanging out by the unlit fireplace only two of them sat though while Peter was asleep and Sirius in his somewhat quiet dorm, since Peter was snoring, working on homework surprisingly. He had to do it or else he would have another detention with Professor McGonagall.

"I think you went a little far on taking a picture of him today, James," Remus said out of the blue.

James looked up at him, "For once I agree… the guilt is eating me alive…" James sighed, "Can I see the map?" he asked.

"What are you going to do?" Remus asked while handing the map to James.

"I think I take all the photos back," James said as he stood up, "I solemnly swear I am up to no good," he tapped the parchment and it revealed the school. While walking down the corridors he watched the map for any professors. He then found Severus in the 7th floor.

"What are you doing there past curfew?" James whispered to himself.

Severus was in the 7th floor classroom that was abandon, it was his spot to brew potions and just get away from everyone. He was so angry at James and humiliated he couldn't take the pain any longer. He was beat by other students and laughed at as well, and he couldn't take it any longer. He looked down from the window and opened it up as he sighed. This was practically the only way to escape the misery. He swung one of his legs over the window while trembling. He didn't want to die; he even felt his eyes swelling up with tears. He bit his lower lip and closed his eyes until he heard the door open. He snapped his head towards the entrance to see James's wide eyes looking at him about to jump off the 7th floor. Severus's eyes went wide as well, when he was caught by none other his enemy who made him push him this far to actually commit suicide.

ALRIGHTY! Here it is! I just left you hanging right there, yes I am so evil I am going to make you anxiously wait for the next part yeah I hate cliffhangers also so I decided to give you all one hehehee. So the main part is partially here and you will figure it out why the title is named how it is in the next chapter. Sorry about the grammar mistakes and everything I didn't feel like rereading and editing, yes I am lazy, but here yah go! I still accept ideas from people and I do take requests, but don't garrantee for it to sound how you wanted it to be because I can't read your mind so you have to be VERY descriptive about your request. I do write yaoi no worries but only whats up on my profile, if its not up I most likely won't do it.

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