A/N Do not expect me to keep updating this often. The awesome feedback I got made me write this this evening, though, so I'm posting quickly for you all. It's a little different, and I'm not sure how I feel about it yet. Let me know what you think - and thank you for all the follows, favorites and reviews. I'm going to try to respond to at least the ones that ask me questions, but it may take time. Hope you enjoy...

I intended to leave this one for a while, but as a reviewer pointed out, Blaine wants his karaoke. Who am I to deny him? (Well, you'll see...)

Disclaimer: *checks purse* *Shrugs* Nope. Still not mine.

Also: If/when Glee ends, I want there to be a "what-happened-to-them-in-life section" (actually, I may write it...hmm) and I want Brittany to be the worlds leading expert on astrophysics. I am just saying.

Tina Cohen-Chang already has her song picked out for tonight! So excited for karaoke with New Directions and those evil Warbler boys. Today is going to feel so long! ;P

(Blaine Hamilton, Mercedes Jones and 13 other friends like this.)

Wes Gardener: Excuse me, that's brilliant and evil Warbler men to you.

(David Ruskin and Blaine Hamilton like this.)

Wes Gardener: Who, even with seemingly insufficient numbers, are still going to sing you off the stage tonight.

(David Ruskin likes this.)

Santana Lopez: Bring it, prep school.

David Ruskin: Oh, it's brung.

Brittany Pierce: I think you mean brought...?

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Marry me, Brittany.

(Brittany Pierce and Tina Cohen-Chang likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton is now single.

David Ruskin: Oh, God. What did you do?

Wes Gardener: I see lots of Death Cab For Cutie in our future.

David Ruskin: Don't give him ideas.

Kurt Hummel is now single.

Rachel Berry: I am sorry for your loss, Kurt, but feel compelled to say I TOLD YOU SO.

Mercedes Jones: I'm gonna need Blaine's address. And a shovel.

(Finn Hudson likes this.)

Rachel Berry: I know that this is painful right now, but at least you found out about him before sectionals.

Rachel Berry: I'm sorry to say he almost had me fooled too... he's just another Jesse, clearly.

Rachel Berry: Without Jesse's charisma and voice, obviously.

(Jesse St. James likes this.)

Santana Lopez: Does this mean no karaoke?

Santana Lopez: Because I am so ready to channel my aggression towards kicking Blaine's sorry ass with musical accompaniment.

(Mercedes Jones and 5 other friends like this.)

Brittany Pierce is now single.

Quinn Fabray: Baby girl, did you forget which box was which again?

Artie Abrams is now single.

Tina Cohen-Chang: ? :(

Tina Cohen-Chang: Text me?

Blaine Hamilton is now interested in women.

Wes Gardener: Welcome to the team. We have chocolate. And, um... meat.

Brittany Pierce and Blaine Hamilton are now married.

(Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang and 3 other friends like this.)

Blaine Hamilton: You are ALL INVITED to our karaoke reception tonight. Gifts optional.

Brittany Pierce: I like gifts.

Blaine Hamilton: Okay, pookie. Gifts only a little bit optional!

David Ruskin: I can't even flirt with her but you get to MARRY HER?

(Artie Abrams and Wes Gardener like this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Don't be jealous of our love.

(Brittany Pierce likes this.)

Finn Hudson is confused.

Quinn Fabray: So what else is new?

(Santana Lopez and 47 other friends like this.)

Blaine Hamilton to Brittany Pierce: Hey, pookie bear. :)

Brittany Pierce to Blaine Hamilton: Hi, bb! ;P

Rachel Berry to Brittany Pierce: I see that you have chosen to keep your maiden name. As a fellow strong, independent woman, let me just say I fully support that choice.

(Rachel Berry likes this.)

Brittany Pierce: I can change my name?

Artie Abrams got dumped for a gay guy. No offense Blaine Hamilton, but this is a low point.

Blaine Hamilton: None taken. :D

Kurt Hummel: I got dumped for a girl, how do you think I feel?

Wes Gardener has finally got this all straight (haha). Blaine Hamilton now likes women and he's going to a karaoke wedding tonight. So that's fun.

(Brittany Dolphin Pierce likes this.)

David Ruskin: I am taking away your pun privileges.

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton: It's the reception, actually.

Wes Gardener: Whatever. As long as there's cake.

(Finn Hudson and Artie Abrams like this.)

Brittany Dolphin Pierce: Can we have a chocolate one with vanilla frosting.

Blaine Hamilton: No, honey, we're going to have coffee with caramel.

Brittany Dolphin Pierce: But I hate caramel!

Blaine Hamilton: Well how was I supposed to know that?

Brittany Dolphin Pierce: Maybe if you'd asked?

Santana Lopez: Uh oh... trouble in paradise?...

Blaine Hamilton is now single.

Wes Gardener: Not again...

David Ruskin: I have never had this much fun in history class.

Wes Gardener: That's because you and Blaine actually listen to the lectures.

Brittany Dolphin Pierce is now single.

David Ruskin: Excellent...

Artie Abrams: Dislike!

Blaine Hamilton regrets to inform you all that his union with Brittany Dolphin Pierce has come to an end, due to irreconcilable differences. He hopes you can be considerate of both of their feelings at this time.

Tina Cohen-Chang: I had such high hopes for you two.

Wes Gardener: Want to drown your sorrows at karaoke?

Blaine Hamilton: Obviously.

Kurt Hummel: You are absurd.

Blaine Hamilton: The term is quirky. And you love it.

Brittany Dolphin Pierce and Artie Abrams are now in a relationship.

(Rachel Berry, Tina Cohen-Chang and 13 other friends like this.)

Blaine Hamilton is now interested in men.

Brittany Dolphin Pierce to Blaine Hamilton: Artie Abrams doesn't try to make me eat caramel.

Blaine Hamilton to Brittany Pierce: Don't be like that. Let's sing our song tonight for old times' sake.

Brittany Pierce: What song?

Blaine Hamilton: Shhh. We'll find one.

Kurt Hummel and Blaine Hamilton are now in a relationship.

(Blaine Hamilton and 6 other friends like this.)

Kurt Hummel: *long suffering sigh*

Blaine Hamilton: *cuddles*

Wes Gardener: *vomits*

David Ruskin: Cheer up, Wes, this means no DCFC!

Blaine Hamilton: Just for that it's Transatlanticism all the way to karaoke.

Wes Gardener: Great. Thanks, David.

David Ruskin: Ooops.

Kurt Hummel asks you to forgive Blaine Hamilton for being entirely insane.

(David Ruskin and 3 other friends like this.)

Blaine Hamilton: I choose to believe that that was a typo, and you meant adorable.

Blaine Hamilton: You would be surprised how often that happens to me.

Kurt Hummel: I'm sure.

Kurt Hummel to Blaine Hamilton: Am I driving tonight?

Blaine Hamilton: I have the wonder twins – David's car is dead.

David Ruskin: NOT DEAD.

David Ruskin: JUST RESTING.

Blaine Hamilton: (He is in denial.)

Wes Gardener: Yay, Wonder twins!

(David Ruskin likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton: I can pick you up though.

Blaine Hamilton: 7?

(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

Wes Gardener: Excellent. An ally in the Great Radio War.

David Ruskin: Unless they start being all gooey.

Wes Gardener: Oh no.

Wes Gardener: It's going to be a long night.

(Blaine Hamilton and Kurt Hummel like this.)

Thoughts? Comments? Concerns? Ideas?