A/N: I watched the leaked video of Baby It's Cold Outside. I died. Ohmygod. So cute. This resulted.

Some people have expressed interest in seeing the actual karaoke. I am ruminating on the possibility of that in this format. I'll get back to you. And AllIWantForChristmasIsKlaine, I'm working on your suggestion.

Also, I am working on a sequel to Scribbles, Spies, and Little White Lies... if anyone is interested. It's a little different, though.

Warning: May induce cavities. Fluffity fluff fluffikens of flufftown, fluffville, the fluff capital of the world. That is how fluffy.

Disclaimer: If I owned them we would spend a lot less time watching Rachel and Finn argue, and Will pine, and a lot more time at Dalton. Hell, it would practically be a spin off show.

Blaine Hamilton to Kurt Hummel: Hey, did I leave my Dalton tie at your house last night? Mine's gone and Wes stole my extra about a year ago.

Wes Gardener: I did not. Must've been David.

David Ruskin: Wasn't! A Dalton gentleman never loses his tie. Speaking of which...

David Ruskin: What exactly were you two doing at Kurt's house with your tie off, anyway?...

Santana Lopez: Oh, please say making sweet sweet love all night.

Santana Lopez: Kurt so needs to get laid.

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)

Finn Hudson: I feel kind of awkward reading this conversation.

Blaine Hamilton: Hi, Finn! Did you see my tie?

Finn Hudson: Hi, Blaine :) And no. But I wasn't really looking for it.

Santana Lopez: But, back to the issue at hand.

Santana Lopez: If you know what I mean... ;)

Wes Gardener: Come on, Blaine.

Wes Gardener: The people want to know.

Wes Gardener: First base?

Wes Gardener: Second?

Blaine Hamilton: A gentleman never kisses and tells.

Wes Gardener: BLAINE DELANEY HAMILTON, did you get lucky last night?

Blaine Hamilton: That isn't my middle name. And no, not that it's any of your business.

Blaine Hamilton: Not all of us are sex crazed apes, like you.

Blaine Hamilton: Some of us are in love.

Wes Gardener: Well, don't I just want to vomit now...

Wes Gardener: And I know, but you won't tell me yours, so I have to keep guessing. It's someone's, though. David, maybe?

Wes Gardener: It must be something really embarrassing. Please tell me it's Grovenor. Or Lyntford. Or Michelle.

Blaine Hamilton: Nope.

Santana Lopez: I feel like this conversation has gotten off topic.

Santana Lopez: Allow me to remind you. Blaine: You and Kurt.

Santana Lopez: Sexy times? Y/N. Circle one.

Blaine Hamilton: This is a computer screen.

Santana Lopez: Dalton boys really are idiots.

Kurt Hummel: STOP IT. ALL OF YOU.

Kurt Hummel turns his phone off for half an hour and the entire internet starts discussing his sex life. This is ridiculous.

Santana Lopez: Ah, so there is a sex life to be discussing...

Kurt Hummel: Shouldn't you be off playing tonsil hockey with the entire football team?

Kurt Hummel: (Glee boys excepted, of course)

(Quinn Fabray and Tina Cohen-Chang like this.)

Santana Lopez: They're at practice. I'm bored.

Santana Lopez: (And don't be so sure.)

Kurt Hummel to Blaine Hamilton: I hope you have learned your lesson about the proper use of facebook walls. And yes, I do have your tie.

Finn Hudson: Isn't it the one you're wearing?

Kurt Hummel: Shut up, Finn.

Tina Cohen-Chang: I wondered about that. That is so cute.

Blaine Hamilton: I think my heart just stopped. x

Wes Gardener: Oh, god. There will be singing tonight. And guitar.

Wes Gardener: I am never going to get any sleep ever again.

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)

Wes Gardener: Hummel, CURSE YOU AND YOUR CUTENESS.

(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

Wes Gardener: I mean... *manly cough* Women... yeah.

Blaine Hamilton: I always suspected as much, Wes.

(David Ruskin likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton to Kurt Hummel: I miss you.

(Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang and 7 other friends like this.)

Santana Lopez: Get a room, kids.

Blaine Hamilton: Not just yet. But thanks for the suggestion, Princess. ;)

Santana Lopez: I like you, prep school.

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)

Santana Lopez: Be safe. Don't want any adorable gay babies just yet. ;)

(Wes Gardener, Quinn Fabray and Puck P. like this.)

Brittany Dolphin Pierce wants to babysit Blaine Hamilton and Kurt Hummel's gay babies!

(Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang and 17 other friends like this.)

Brittany Dolphin Pierce: I'm not sure if Kurt is pregnant yet, though.

Brittany Dolphin Pierce: It doesn't look like it.

Brittany Dolphin Pierce: Unless Blaine is.

Kurt Hummel: No, sweetie, I'm not pregnant.

Wes Gardener: Although some say that Blaine's singing voice can impregnate by sound alone.

(Blaine Hamilton, Kurt Hummel, and 14 other friends like this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Brittany, sometimes I forget why I love you so much.

Blaine Hamilton: Then you talk.

Blaine Hamilton: And I remember.

(Brittany Dolphin Pierce and David Ruskin like this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Britt, can I swap you for Wes?

(David Ruskin likes this.)

David Ruskin to Wes Gardener: Dude, my middle name is James. I have no idea where you got Delaney from.

Wes Gardener: Hm. Me either?

Wes Gardener is going to find out Blaine Hamilton's middle name if it kills him.

Blaine Hamilton: Never.

Santana Lopez to Blaine Hamilton: So, prep school, when are we doing karaoke again? I'm hoping next time you'll bring some more delicious classmates for me to... duet with. ;)

Wes Gardener: What, David and I aren't enough for you?

Santana Lopez: I don't eat junk food.

(Blaine Hamilton and 28 other friends like this.)

Blaine Hamilton: I like your style, Lopez.

(Santana Lopez likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton: What're you lot doing on Saturday?

(Santana Lopez and 12 other friends like this.)

Wes Gardener cannot believe that Blaine Hamilton had the school take his middle name off his permanent record.

Blaine Hamilton: I am that good.

Finn Hudson: Aren't those things supposed to be confidential?

Wes Gardener: I am that good.

Wes Gardener: Also – Blaine: that incident in 5th grade?

Wes Gardener: Don't worry – happens to the best of us. ;)

Blaine Hamilton: I really do need new friends.

(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

Wes Gardener: I am HURT, Kurt. Haha.

Wes Gardener: I am a genius.

Kurt Hummel: I have no response to that.

Blaine Hamilton to Kurt Hummel: So, I know your phone is out of battery, but Santana and I are thinking karaoke on Saturday. Spread the word?

(Mercedes Jones, Wes Gardener and 11 other friends like this.)

Kurt Hummel: Am I going to see you before then?

Kurt Hummel: : (

Blaine Hamilton: I don't know. I hope so. Why?

Kurt Hummel: I just want to be able to see you without the peanut gallery sometime.

Blaine Hamilton: You are going to have to stop posting adorable things like that.

Blaine Hamilton: I just walked into a wall.

David Ruskin just watched Blaine Hamilton fight with a wall... and lose.

Wes Gardener: It was HILARIOUS.

Blaine Hamilton: I don't need to punish you because karma will.

David Ruskin: I don't think a slap to the back of the head is technically karma.

Wes Gardener to Blaine Hamilton: Where did you go? David and I saw you on the way to history, but you disappeared. We were bored without you to mock.

Kurt Hummel: Blaine's missing?

Kurt Hummel: He's not picking up his phone...

Kurt Hummel: I'm worried.

Wes Gardener: I just got a text. Cool down, kid. ;)

Kurt Hummel: He's responding to you?

Kurt Hummel: Why would he afjeihfoierfierhhgieorii

Tina Cohen-Chang thinks that was the most adorable thing she's ever seen.

(Quinn Fabray, Mercedes Jones and 18 other friends like this.)

Mercedes Jones: I was so expecting them to go all officer and a gentleman right there in the cafeteria.

Santana Lopez: Prep school boy's got a wild streak.

Santana Lopez: I knew I liked him.

(Blaine Hamilton and Mercedes Jones like this.)

Mercedes Jones uploaded a picture.

Mercedes Jones: The lunchtime kidnapping by which all future romantic gestures shall be judged.

Sam Evans: You've got to respect the dramatic entrance.

(Wes Gardener and David Ruskin like this.)

Wes Gardener: Get it, Blaine!

David Ruskin: I am a fan of Kurt's face in this picture.

David Ruskin: It practically screams "Take me, I'm yours."

David Ruskin: That came off a lot more homo-erotically than I intended.

Wes Gardener: Sure it did.

Blaine Hamilton could be in history class right now, but instead he is spending the afternoon with his beautiful and fabulous boyfriend. Leave a message after the (typed) beep. *BEEP*

Mercedes Jones: Just make sure you bring my boy back, that's all. :)

Santana Lopez: Remember, safety first! ;)

Wes Gardener: I called your mother. Telling her to tell me your middle name is "noneofyourbusiness" is beneath you.

Brittany Dolphin Pierce: I tried to record a voicemail on here for you, but it doesn't seem to be working.

David Ruskin: I'm assuming this means that your Warblers rehearsal is canceled today. :)

Kurt Hummel is fairly certain he has the sweetest boyfriend in existence.

(Blaine Hamilton and 23 other friends like this.)

Blaine Hamilton: I'm fairly certain you're wrong.

Blaine Hamilton: … because I'm fairly certain that I do.

Wes Gardener: I'm fairly certain this conversation just gave me a cavity.

(David Ruskin and 9 other friends like this.)

Blaine Hamilton to Kurt Hummel: I love you. Put down your phone and come here. x

(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

I warned you. What'd ya think?