A/N I'm not as pleased with this as I'd like, but... I give you this. It isn't much, but you guys are so lovely, and have been so patient, so I hope you like it. I'm sure I should be dedicating this to someone specific, but the name escapes me, so I'll dedicate the next to whoever you are instead.

Honestly, fluff warning. This is all fluff. Fluffity fluff fluff. You think the last one was fluffy? You ain't seen nothing yet. I could write this fluff forever (I won't though. I'll write other things too. Probably.) In conclusion: fluff. A bit.

Disclaimer: If I owned them we wouldn't have to wait for new episodes.

Blaine Hamiltonis bored. Facebook time!

(Mike Chang and Finn Hudson like this.)

Kurt Hummel just turned on his phone to find that he had over a hundred notifications. Blaine Hamilton is a bad person.

Blaine Hamilton: Typo again, honey bear.

Blaine Hamilton: You accidentally typed 'bad' instead of 'dreamy'.

Blaine Hamilton: It could happen to anyone.

Kurt Hummel: Oh, do shut up.

Blaine Hamilton: You were busy.

Blaine Hamilton: I was bored.

Blaine Hamilton: There were 872 facebook photos sitting there, waiting to be stalked.

Blaine Hamilton: What was I supposed to do?

Kurt Hummel: I don't know, NOT clog up my inbox...

Kurt Hummel: by commenting on EVERY SINGLE PICTURE.

Blaine Hamilton: Well now you're just being silly.

Blaine Hamilton: Clearly I didn't comment on EVERY picture.

Blaine Hamilton: That would be ridiculous...

Blaine Hamilton: I'm not even half way through yet.

Kurt Hummel's boyfriend is a stalker.

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)

Brittany Dolphin Pierce: Oh, good! I have a bamboo plant that isn't well.

Brittany Dolphin Pierce: Do you think Blaine could look at it?

Blaine Hamilton: I love you.

Blaine Hamilton commented on Brittany Dolphin Pierce's photo:

"Lumberjack Kurt = Sexy? Or sexiest thing EVER?"

(Mercedes Jones and 15 other friends like this.)

Santana Lopez commented on Brittany Dolphin Pierce's photo:

"How did we not know this picture existed? I vote T-shirts!"

(Blaine Hamilton and 16 other friends like this.)

Kurt Hummel commented on Brittany Dolphin Pierce's photo:

"Over my dead and dismembered zombie corpse. Brittany, if you do not delete all traces of this picture, I swear by Gaga's genius you will regret it.

Blaine - I am going to kill you. Or possibly just maim horribly. I haven't decided yet."

Blaine Hamilton to Kurt Hummel: I am too cute to maim, and you know it. ;p

Kurt Hummel: Don't test me, cupcake.

Blaine Hamilton: Did you just call me cupcake?

Kurt Hummel: No...

Blaine Hamilton: *Points to proof*

Kurt Hummel: It was meant to sound menacing.

Blaine Hamilton: It's a dessert.

Blaine Hamilton: And now I want chocolate. Really badly.

Blaine Hamilton: Babe, you're about as menacing as a chipmunk...

Blaine Hamilton: The cute cartoon kind.

Kurt Hummel: Are you saying I have big teeth?

Kurt Hummel is not a chipmunk.

Blaine Hamilton: You are adorable.

Kurt Hummel: Go do your homework.

Kurt Hummel: Or hang out with Wes and David.

Blaine Hamilton: No.

Blaine Hamilton: And I can't. They're in a study class for the French AP test.

Wes Gardener: Kill me.

(David Ruskin likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Also, I would so much rather spend time with yoooou.

Blaine Hamilton: Even if it is only online.

Blaine Hamilton: Chat me (up)? ;p You aren't on.

Kurt Hummel to Blaine Hamilton: You are so annoying. In unrelated news, I miss you.

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)

Wes Gardener to Blaine Hamilton: Psst. Set fire to something so class gets out early!

(David Ruskin likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Sorry, busy flirting.

(Kurt Hummel and Santana Lopez likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton: ...and commenting on facebook photos.

David Ruskin: If you love us at all you will go to the kitchen and burn a piece of toast or something.

Wes Gardener: Saaaaaaaave us!

Blaine Hamilton: Quoi?

Wes Hamilton: Oh, NOW he speaks french.

Blaine Hamilton: Happy learning, boys!

Wes Gardener: We hate you, Blaine Scrooge Hamilton.

(David Ruskin likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Nice guess, Wes. But no.

Kurt Hummel wonders if he is some kind of masochist for liking Blaine Hamilton enough to forgive his facebook stalking rampages.

Blaine Hamilton: You mean that in the good way, right?

Blaine Hamilton: Like the way bunnies rampage?

Blaine Hamilton: with CUTENESS?

Blaine Hamilton is Kurt Hummel's rampaging bunny of cuteness.

Kurt Hummel has had enough of this.

Blaine Hamilton: ? o.O

Blaine Hamilton: What's up?

Blaine Hamilton to Kurt Hummel: Are you okay? You aren't answering my texts.

Blaine Hamilton: Kuuuuuuurt.

Blaine Hamilton: Cupcake?

Blaine Hamilton: Baby?

Blaine Hamilton: Light of my life?

Blaine Hamilton: No, really, are you okay...

Blaine Hamilton: Or are you mad at me or something?

Blaine Hamilton: I'll stop, I swear.

Blaine Hamilton: Alright, I'm stopping this now.

Blaine Hamilton: Just... text me?

Blaine Hamilton: I love you.

Santana Lopez to Kurt Hummel: Jeez, you two are like the facebook version of TomKat. I'm expecting Blaine to jump up on the metaphorical facebook couch any day now.

(Finn Hudson, Artie Abrams and 17 other friends like this.)

Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: Hey, bro, are you at home? Blaine called me asking if you were okay. I think he thinks you're mad at him or something. And I guess your phone is going to voicemail. Anyways, I'm at Sam's playing Mario kart. Call Blaine, then me when you get this.

Mercedes Jones to Blaine Hamilton: Just got your voicemail... haven't heard from him but I'll keep calling around. Guess you're still on the phone – not picking up. Text me?

Quinn Fabray to Blaine Hamilton: Sorry, haven't heard anything. I've got Santana and Britt with me looking around at school after practice, though! :( Just texted you as well.

Blaine Hamilton would appreciate it if anyone called him if they hear from Kurt. He's disappeared, and I'm really worried.

Mercedes Jones: You know it, boy.

(Tina Cohen Chang and Santana Lopez likes this.)

Quinn Fabray: Of course.

(Sam Evans, Finn Hudson and 6 other friends like this.)

Brittany Dolphin Pierce: I looked under my bed. He isn't there. :(

Wes Gardener wishes he were playing 'Where in the world is Kurt Hummel?'... It looks fun.

Mercedes Jones: Not funny, prep school.

(Quinn Fabray and 7 other friends like this.)

Blaine Hamilton is so fucking in love right now.

(Mercedes Jones, Sam Evans and 11 other friends like this.)

Mercedes Jones: I see that everything worked out... ;)

Wes Gardner just returned to his room after a long study session to find Kurt Hummel and Blaine Hamilton snuggled up drinking hot chocolate and watching An Affair To Remember.

(Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray and 10 other friends like this.)

Wes Gardener: I'm not sure whether to squeal or vomit at the cuteness.

Wes Gardener: They're like the Glee version of WALL -E and Eve over here.

(Sam Evans and Tina Cohen-Chang likes this.)

Wes Gardener: Except, you know, human.

David Ruskin: Dude, come down the hall.

David Ruskin: Ian and I are playing Halo 3.

David Ruskin: There is very little cuddling going on.

(Ian Watkins likes this.)

David Ruskin: Only pwnage.

Wes Gardener: I'm so there.

Blaine Hamilton's boyfriend drives an hour and a half to bring him hot chocolate and a chocolate muffin. Beat that.

Kurt Hummel: Don't try, anyone. You can't.

Kurt Hummel: Now stop typing and watch the movie.

Blaine Hamilton: I'll be your Cary Grant.

(Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones and Sam Evans like this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Except, you know, without the society fiancee. And the time apart.

Kurt Hummel: I would hope so.

Kurt Hummel to Blaine Hamilton: You do realize that our hot chocolate is getting cold...?

(Blaine Hamilton likes this.)

Blaine Hamilton: Shhh! I'm busy.

(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

Kurt Hummel's nose is cold. :(

Blaine Hamilton: Let me warm that up for you.

(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

Santana Lopez to Kurt Hummel: Are you and Blaine Hamilton actually making out in person AND online at the same time? Because that is both hot and slightly disturbing.

(Mercedes Jones and 18 other people like this.)

Finn Hudson: Tell me about it. :/

Kurt Hummel is comfy, and warm, and snuggled up with the cutest (and most annoying) boy in the whole wide world.

Blaine Hamilton: Nuh-uh. I am.

Blaine Hamilton: And because I am feeling generous I will let the typo slide.

Wes Gardener: I swear to god, Kurt, if the next words I see on this feed are Uh-huh then I am coming over there and taking both your phones away.

Wes Gardener: Or I'll just bring David over to work on our Spanish homework.

Wes Gardener: Or I'll make sure that all your alone time is underscored by the Barney theme song.

Kurt Hummel: Uh-huh. ;)

Blaine Hamilton: Bite me, Wes.

David Ruskin: Don't you have someone for that?

(Kurt Hummel and Blaine Hamilton like this.)