Cele: Yes, all hail me.

Me: Why are we hailing you?

Cele: You said, and I quote, 'all hail the bipolar forgetful psychotic kleptomaniac' and that is me.

Star: Why do you want us to die? If Cele rules we'll die I tell you, die.

Me: Whatever, I was talking about my character Heart you dumb ass, I have no plans for getting involved in world domination plans but be ware other kinds of domination in this story. Oh, and Cele reminded me that I completely forgot the disclaimer so here it is; I do not own Kingdom Hearts.

Cele: Get on with it.

Me: Right-o, Cele requested that Heart come back so he will appear a little in the end of this chapter somewhere. Italics = thoughts. I know that Axel is probably taller than Cloud but for the sake of this story Cloud is gonna grow and Axel is going to shrink so Axel is a few inches shorter. ALL HAIL PSYCHOS!

Warning: Axel is insanely OOC and Cloud is a little bit OOC.

The Nutcase's Field Trip Idea 2

Cloud's POV

Cloud drummed his fingers lazily on the wooden top of the long bar and sighed; he could not see the point of drinking if he could not get drunk from it. It seemed that the dark thoughts and brooding had no intention of leaving so he gave up and turned to leave without taking a sip from his untouched beer. He stopped and blinked as his eyes landed on a shock of brilliant red spikes and he watched as the boy across from the read head jumped up and darted for the exit. The kid past right by him and thanked a waiter before snagging a shake with gummy bears and sprinkles of the tray the waiter held and then the kid was gone, off to the ocean. Cloud knew that kid quite well, he had met the crazy little boy when he first met Sora and had later found out that the boy was part of Organization 13 and was a Nobody without a heart. Cloud knew that some of the members had regained their hearts while others had just faded but the boy seemed exactly the same, he even had the dead look in his eyes, and cloud wondered if the boy was still a Nobody. He returned his attention to the boy's companion and watched as the redheads posture transformed from relaxed and playful to dejected and depressed and the person dropped their head onto the table.

Before he was entirely sure why he was doing it Cloud rose from his seat and left his beer untouched as he crossed the room to where the redhead sat. Cloud was only mildly surprise when he saw the person's face and realized it was a man, the redhead was thin enough and in the way-too-big black t-shirt he was wearing it was harder to tell not to mention that, despite being a guy, the redhead was still built femininely. For a second Cloud wondered if the redhead and the boy now bolting into the water were related, both were thin and had very feminine figures but it did not seem right as he took in the redhead's tan skin and brilliant unnaturally red spikes and compared them to the black hair of the boy who had just left. The red hair seemed to light up a room while the black seemed to leech all the light from its surroundings and it contrasted with the currently pail and slightly sickly looking skin that it surrounded. No, the redhead and the boy in the ocean were complete opposites in appearance and Cloud found himself wondering if that was true personality wise as well.

"Um…do you mind if I sit with you? Everywhere else is completely full," Cloud stammered but the redhead did not seem to notice the wavering in Cloud's voice as he looked up. He turned with a slightly surprised look and his dazzlingly bright green eyes locked on Cloud's and he nodded slightly, "Sure." Cloud smiled at the redhead as he sat down and his eyes swept over the redhead once more, Wow, he's absolutely beautiful. Wait what? What am I thinking? Shaking his head slightly to chase away the strange thoughts Cloud held out his hand, "My name's Cloud, it's nice to meet you." Cloud saw the slight hesitation as the redheaded man reached across the table and shook his hand. "The names Axel," the redhead told Cloud distractedly in an quiet voice as his eyes flicker to where Cloud was still holding his hand and Cloud could sense the unease. Cloud quickly released Axel's hand and sat back as Axel's eyes darted to where the black haired boy had disappeared and then focused on the table.

"Nice to meet you Axel," Cloud said with a soft smile barely appearing on his face. Cloud felt the awkward silence begin to lengthen and he quickly searched his mind for something to say, "So um, where are you and your brother from? He is your brother, right?" Axel shook his head, "Not really but he's somethin' like a brother." Axel tilted his head and seemed to consider wether to continue or not and Cloud sincerely hoped that the redhead would keep speaking. Cloud was not entirely sure why but for some reason Axel drew his interest and Cloud smiled as Axel looked up, "We're from pretty far away so you probably haven't been there." Cloud nodded in understanding and then questioned further, "Like another world?" Axel's eyes widened in slight surprise and he answered slowly, "Yeah, another world." Raising his eyebrows Cloud tilted his head slightly, still feeling unusually inquisitive, "Do I get to know which one?" Dropping his eyes back to the table Axel shrugged, "It's not one you've been to so it doesn't really matter."

"Alright," Cloud surrendered the topic despite his curiosity, He does not want to talk about where he came from. I wonder if his home was invaded by heartless or something like that. "So, why did you come to this world in particular?" Cloud asked as he drank his orange and guava juice. Axel seemed to be fidgeting under the questioning but answered none the less, "I didn't choose Heart did. I think he chose it for the colors 'casuse where we came from isn't very colorful." Cloud raised his eyebrows but Axel did not notice as his eyes were still fixed unblinkingly on the table, "So you like colors then?" Shaking his head Axel finally looked up, "Heart loves colors and it kinda rubbed off on me but I'm still still not a fan of bright colors like my hair." Cloud felt the smile becoming noticeable on his face, "So you don't like the color of your hair then?" Axel shrugged, "Not saying' that, just that it's a little to bright sometimes. It's why I like fire, the colors of flames are vibrant and pure but not overly bright."

"So you like vibrant pure colors but you don't like ones that stick out because they are bright," Cloud concluded. Axel crossed his arms his head and thought for a moment but seemed to give up on formulating a perfect answer and just said what he was thinking, "It's not that I don't like them, it's just that they seem hard and don't have much depth and that makes 'em hard to look at for a long time. Bright colors just aren't pretty as softer ones so I don't really like lookin' at them; well except your eyes, they're pretty 'cause they're bright." Cloud's eyes widened and Axel, realizing what he had said, immediately dropped his head onto the table and hid his face in his arms. Cloud could sense the unease so he quickly switched topics again, "So, are you going to go in the ocean." Axel glanced up and Cloud almost broke into a full smile as he noticed the light blush covering Axel's lightly tanned face, He's really cute. Again with the strange thoughts, what's up with me? He is cute though. While cloud was having his internal war Axel was considering the question, "No, I don't really like water." The smile grew just a little more on Cloud's face but Axel still did not see it, "Why? You don't know how to swim?"

A certain air of defiance came over Axel and he seemed to puff his chest up a little, "Of course I can swim." He looks so adorable when he's pouting, Cloud thought still wondering where all of the strange thoughts were coming from. "Oh really, well then you should do perfectly fine in the ocean," Cloud challenged feeling uncharacteristically lighthearted. "Watch me," Axel said defiantly and made his way outside to find heart just as the server delivered Axel's lemonade. Sighing cloud handed the waiter a few munny, "I guess he doesn't need that drink anymore. Keep the change." Axel had already disappeared as Cloud left the restaurant and he froze as the door closed and someone in the shadows just outside the door spoke, "Wait Cloud." Turning to the person Cloud felt his hand itch towards his large sword, "Who are you?" The person did not respond as they stepped out into the light and Cloud immediately recognized the boy as the one who had been with Axel earlier, "Your name is Heart, right?" The boy smiled lightly, "Yes it is. Thank you for noticing and listening." Cloud felt uncomfortable under the unwavering cold gaze of the boy's rainbow eyes, "Um, you're welcome." The light smile remained but Heart's eyes grew even colder, "Do you like Axel?"

Caught slightly off guard by the bluntness of the question Cloud hesitated for a second to consider his answer, "I'm not entirely sure yet." Heart's eyes seemed to harden for a second and then his entire countenance transformed completely and a childish smile appeared on his face and his eyes filled with a playful glint, "Good answer. New question: is it really worth making him uncomfortable and making him do things he wishes to avoid?" Cloud was lost, "How am I making him uncomfortable." Heart did not lose the playful air as he crossed his arms, "He is gullible to a certain degree and you are trying to use that to make him go in the ocean even though he already told you he doesn't like water." Cloud hung his head, "I guess I never really looked at it that way, I'm sorry." Heart moved forward until he was directly in front of Cloud, "Don't apologize to me because you have yet to do anything wrong, instead you should go find Axel and talk to him before you do cause trouble."

Cloud nodded and turned away but Heart called him back one last time, "Oh, Cloud?" He turned to face Heart slowly expecting anger, "Yes Heart?" He was greeted with a warm smile, "Just because someone is an emotionless bastard and at most times seems to not have a heart that nonexistent heart can still be broken." Cloud was lost and he stood staring dumbfounded at Heart for a while, "What?" Heart leaned back and fixed his eyes on the clouds above them, "It doesn't matter what it means yet so don't worry just, as Axel would say, get it memorized. Anyway, I hope we can be friends?" Heart offered his hand and Cloud did not hesitate as he reached out and shook it, "Of course. You may seem mean but you're just trying to protect someone you care for." Heart laughed lightly, "Precisely correct, and on your first guess as well. You are only the second person to recognize me as anything but a bipolar nutcase, but then again I am a bipolar nutcase. Whatever, promise me you'll take good care of Ax, and make sure he doesn't get drunk under any circumstances." Cloud nodded, "Of course." Heart tilted his head to the side as another transformation seemed to happen and his eyes became those on a child in a candy shop, "You are pretty like the clouds Mr, I hope I see you again. Byebye Mr."

Cloud stared after Heart as he bolted for the ocean and then jumped back as the water touched him before scrambling forward as the waves receded, "He really is a bipolar nutcase." Cloud turned around in a slow circle as he searched everywhere for the brilliant red hair and his eyes fell on the furthest edge of a small stand of palm trees beside the restaurant. Axel was standing still looking around in search of Heart but when Cloud glanced in the direction Heart had run there was no trace of him, not even a foot print. Was that some sort of trick, some sort of illusion? No, he was there, Cloud decided as the made his way over to the palm trees. He slid into the grove and silently moved up behind the tree that Axel was now leaning against the ruff pine tree with his arms once again folded over his chest. Upon closer inspection of the redhead Cloud could easily see that Axel was shivering violently and even as Cloud stood watching the redhead wrapped his arms around his chest and sunk to the ground. "To cold Heart, where are you? It's gonna rain," Axel murmured his eyes roaming over the beach one last time before he hugged his knees and buried his face in his arms.

It only took Cloud one glance at the sky to confirm that it would rain soon and he knelt beside the shivering redhead. Cloud tapped his shoulder lightly and Axel scrambled back a foot or so then his eyes widened, "I couldn't find Heart so I was going to find something else to wear so I can swim." Cloud sighed inwardly, "No, don't go in the water, you'll just freeze yourself." Axel seemed ready to make a witty comeback but the shivering drove the words from him and he simply tried to curl up tighter, his only rely was, "Okay." Cloud was not really sure why he did it but the next thing he knew he was kneeling beside Axel and wrapping his arms tightly around the redhead, "Come on, we need to get you warmed up." Axel shied away for a second at Cloud's touch but then his need for warmth got the better of his instincts and he snuggled up against Cloud's chest. Immediately Axel's shivering began to lessen and he closed his eyes as the warmth washed over him. Cloud smiled softly at the redhead with his face buried in Cloud's chest as he slowly stood up with the slim redhead held tightly in his arms.

Axel jumped slightly as he felt himself pulled to his feet and he wrapped his arms tightly around the blond who wrapped an arm around his shoulders and the other around his waist in return. Axel leaned on him slightly for a second but then seemed to realize what he was doing and drew away from Cloud. Cloud expected nothing less and grabbed Axel's hand before the redhead managed to escape and pulled the thin man after him with ease. Cloud was staying at an inn not far into town but it was far enough that by the time they reached it and stepped inside it had begun to rain and the redhead, in his t-shirt, was soaked and shivering. Cloud nodded at the innkeeper who just waved in acknowledgment and went back to the book he was reading. Axel stumbled on the stairs and Cloud instinctively caught him and pulled him close to stead him but then drew back quickly and dragged Axel up the rest of the stairs with him into the room he had been staying at for the past week.

Cloud closed and locked the door quickly, even with most of the heartless gone the worlds were still not safe, before crossing to the already closed window and pulling the thick curtains across it to try and preserve what little heat existed in the room. Cloud motioned towards the small dresser in the corner of the room as he headed for the connected bathroom, "You can borrow some of my cloths so you can get dry, they're in there." Cloud grabbed some dry cloths for himself before heading into the bathroom and shedding his wet cloths. Cloud quickly dried himself off with the towel and changed into the dry cloths and then set about drying his hair with the towel and when he looked at himself in the mirror he nearly laughed at the way his hair seemed to be sticking up in every direction. With a sigh Cloud ran his fingers through his hair a couple times to make it look less like it was static charged and then, grabbing another towel for Axel, he made his way back into the front room of the near apartment like living space.

Cloud stared at the redhead sitting on the floor in slightly to big cloths with his arms wrapped tightly around himself and his knees pulled tight against his chest, Axel was still shivering violently. Cloud crossed the room and quickly knelt beside Axel and began to towel dry his hair as Axel continued to shiver. After a few minutes of toil the waterlogged spikes were dry but the redhead still shivered uncontrollably. Cloud surveyed the shivering form but it seemed as though Axel was not going to get warm anytime soon even as cloud draped a thick blanket around his shoulders. I guess I don't have a choice, Cloud felt slightly awkward as he slid into the confines of the blanket beside Axel and draped and arm loosely around his shoulders to lend the thin redhead some of his own body heat. Immediately Axel wrapped his arms tightly around Cloud and curled into his chest and relaxed, slowly but surely the shivers faded and Axel's breathing evened as he fell into a deep sleep and Cloud light out a soft sigh of relief as he closed his own eyes and felt himself begin to drift off.

Here is chapter two so I hope everybody enjoyed and the next one should be up soon(within a month). And don't worry, Axel's attitude will come back soon enough. K, that's it for now so until nest time people. XD