A/N: For those who wonder, Annabeth will be the fourth rapper, so it's this chapter with Katie's and Grover's, and then Annabeth's.

Also, I don't own the Incredibles. If you can find the reference, you're officially awesome.

Just a warning – this got even more ridiculous. I don't know how. But it did.

Read, enjoy, and if you want to make me smile, review!

Katie took a deep breath and stepped to the front of the crowd, and she saw Travis passing notes in the front. He gave her a little wink, and she, as custom had it, stuck her tongue out at him.

Everyone, when asked, said that Percy and Annabeth were the most obvious not-couple-who-should-be at camp, but Annabeth, as she watched their exchange, thought that Katie and Travis would be quite adorable together.

If Travis would just stop being…Annoying.

Percy, still with that smug, "Hey, I'm awesome, I'm going to win" look on his face came over to Annabeth.

"Plant lady's going to beat you," he said with a smile.

Annabeth was indignant. She presented this by glaring at Percy, and sputtering something along the lines of, "Hubup. Shizupnuzzlebudumpuh! NO!"

She mentally cursed Percy for managing to turn her brain to mush.

"That's what I thought," said Percy with a wink.

Annabeth took a leaf out of Katie's book and stuck her tongue out at him.

"You ready, Katie?" Chiron asked her.

Katie nervously nodded, and Chiron started the beat.

"Demeter is my mom and you guys better know,

That this plant lady's gonna rule the show,

And even though Travis seemed to bet against me,

I'm gonna rap about him, cuz he's a sweetie,"

The entire audience's collective mouth dropped open. Seriously. Annabeth thought it looked a little like the room was filled with invisible dentists working on each of the campers.

No one called Travis a sweetie. If anything, Travis was the Hershey bar with a razorblade hidden inside – cute and sweet on the outside with an insult or prank waiting to pounce.

"Travis is adorable, and he's such a mush,

And he totally loves it when I pinch his tush,

We've been dating in secret for about three weeks,

But he won't let me tell people cuz he's a freak,

So I'm using this rap as a way to blab this secret,

Because Travis is a wimp who will lose the bet,"

The dentists seemed to have returned. Travis had turned bright red, and Connor was laughing hysterically at his brother who continued to sit there as Connor poked him and screamed, "GET IT, TRAVIS."

Katie pulled out a conveniently placed shoe from her purse and chucked it at Connor, who fell over, twitching.

"I don't care if I win or lose this,

All I wanna do is annoy Travis,

Because he wouldn't tell anyone about us,

And it's finally time I put up a fuss,

So plant girl owns Travis' face,

And now she'll disappear to be chased."

Obviously, the last line was literally made up as she said it, because she started running from a furious Travis as the beat began to stop, but it was a convenient rhyme. Travis leapt upon the stage and put his hands on his hips. "MILADY. I didn't tell anyone because that would mean that I would have to tell you that I liked you, and you can't tell a girl that you like her, because it makes you look like an idiot!"

"I already know you like me!" shouted Katie.

"You cannot speak of these horrid events!" he yelled. Katie paused and turned around to him.

"Horrid events?" she said, turning around and stepping towards a now quivering Travis. "Horrid EVENTS?"

"Uh…"
"EAT IVY, YOU SLIME."

Travis had to be carted off by camp members wearing oven mitts because Katie had covered him in some sort of hybrid Venus Flytrap and poison ivy that had clamped itself all over his body.

Chiron looked around for Grover, who peeked out from behind the curtain.

"I'm nervous!" said Grover, his eyes wide with fear, "They're going to boo me!"

"Nah, man, we won't boo," said Percy, picking up Grover over his shoulder and setting him down in the center of the stage.

"Baaaaaa," said Grover.

Annabeth looked around – she knew exactly what to do to help Grover. Sure, she didn't want him to beat her, but it wouldn't be fair to let him just flounder up there all nervous.

Annabeth ran to Juniper's tree, and said, "Juniper! Grover's in a –"

At his name, Juniper appeared. "Grover?"

"Yes. In a rap battle."

Her eyes glowed, "Rap battles? Rap battles are my thing! Let's go."

As Juniper attached herself to Annabeth's hand, Annabeth momentarily mused about how odd it was that a tree would rap.

Juniper leapt onstage next to her boyfriend, and stole the mic.

Annabeth took this moment to run over to a distracted Beckendorf backstage and put a "Kick me I'm stupid" sticker on his back. She giggled, and kicked him in the rump, put on her invisible cap, and was out of there before he could grab at the air.

"Hit it, Chiron!" Juniper said.

When Chiron just looked at her, she walked over and pressed the button herself.

"HEYYYYY!" said Juniper, Grover still standing petrified in the center of the stage.

The audience stayed silent.

Juniper began to glare at everyone.

Someone from the crowd quietly squeaked, "Hey?"

"HI I'M JUNIPER!

This here is my boy,

He makes me happy,

He is my boy t – hey!"

Grover, annoyed, had ripped the microphone out of Juniper's hand.

"This is my jam!"

"This is my jelly!" said Juniper, shaking her butt.

The entire camp stared. What the hell was going on?

Annabeth began to regret bringing Juniper. As always, when it came to relationships, she never really made the right call.

Percy came up behind her, "What are they doing? Where did Juniper come from?" he asked, finally shaking that stupid look off of his face. Now he just looked like an idiot. But a cute idiot, Annabeth thought.

"Um…"

"You brought her, didn't you?" said Percy.

"Yeah."

The two of them looked back to the stage, where Grover and Juniper were now literally fighting over the microphone, yanking it back and forth like two year olds fighting over a toy.

Percy, also not too smart when it comes to relationships, strode over and took the microphone, "Hi, everyone, I –"

"YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR TURN," shouted Grover, giving Percy a good thump on the head with his reed pipes. This did nothing but make Percy annoyed.

"Chiron," Percy asked, "It's time to intervene!"

"Kids," said Chiron, playing Parcheesi with a randomly appearing goose, "Listen to your mother."

Percy, Juniper and Grover paused their fight, which gave Chiron the exact right amount of time to pull a trick string and send the three of them tumbling underneath the stage, leaving Annabeth in center stage, about two feet from where the floor had opened up.

"Well," said Annabeth, peering at a groaning Grover, a pained Percy, and a jumpy Juniper (ooh! Alliterations!), "There seems to be a hole in the stage."

She had to duck from the amount of shoes thrown at her.

A/N2: If you catch the AVPM reference, I give you a cookie! *gives cookie* If you review, I will give you another cookie! Ooh, incentive!