KENZIE'S POINT OF VIEW…

So there we were on a hill covered in this stupid kind of soil. Liz was pacing all over the place, and started creating a dust storm.

"STOP IT! MY ROCKY HORROR SHIRT IS GETTING MESSED UP!" I yelled at her.

She stopped. I turned my head and saw this little dwarf looking thing, killing something that was obviously swarming around him. I started going down the hill and dragged Liz by the hood behind me. She made a gagging noise.

As we reached the outside wall of the Labyrinth, I took the metal baseball bat out from my boot, and hit the little creep with it, and then he fell face first into a fairy hive. All of the little pixies came up and bit him.

"HELP! HELP! AHHHHH!" His deep raspy voice screamed in pain.

I picked the thing up and swatted the fairies away with my hands. Liz looked terrified, it was actually really funny though. The look on my best friend's face was priceless.

"Tell us how to get in you stupid little elf!" I yelled again.

Liz walked over to the wall and started to push on it, nothing was working. Liz had toothpick arms.

"Why should I?" he responded.

I kicked him in the shin. "That's why!"

He doubled over in pain.

"Fine…fine. Just stop abusing me!" he whispered up to me.

That was not a promise, but we really had to get Liz's little sister back. And because of the stupid king, we had shortened time.

The creeper walked over and kicked the wall a couple of times with the leg I didn't bruise. The wall suddenly opened up to a nice and wide doorway. Liz walked through and almost automatically started climbing up the wall.

It was a good idea. We could at least see where we were going easily. I turned back to see the little sneaky goblin running towards the nearby pond. I chased after him and grabbed him by the ears. He really didn't appreciate that.

"Your coming with us!" I yelled down to him.

He squirmed around and then screamed " I don't wanna!"

"Did I ask you what you wanted?"

He shook his head rapidly 'no'.

"Good! Now get up and help us find the castle."

In the next few minutes, Liz was navigating the way from the top of the walls and I was getting advice from the dwarf.

"Now, listen here. I hope you know what is best for your health because, if you don't lead us to where we want to go…You will be at the bottom of a lake somewhere. And if you are an extremely fast runner, you better hope that the tree you bake cookies in has insurance because, I will find it and burn it down!"

I wasn't kidding.