A/N: I don't own Revenge Is Sweeter Than You Ever Were by the Veronicas, but it is a very good song. I also don't own the AVPM quotes. If you don't know what AVPM means, youtube "A Very Potter Musical" and start your journey to Starkiddom. If you catch the references, you are awesome.
To FoalyWinsForever: There is actually no mention of anything in TLH Tratie related as far as I can remember. I just liked the pairing!
I hope you enjoy – it's the Annabeth chapter! Let me know if you like it!
After around twenty minutes of trying to get Grover, Juniper and Percy out of the pit, Chiron told Grover that he was disqualified.
"What?" complained Grover.
"You failed."
"Baaa…" said Grover sadly. He picked up the microphone and ate it.
"Lucky we have a spare," said Chiron, rolling his eyes and giving it to Annabeth.
"You're like this spare microphone all the time!" said Grover, with misguided anger towards the microphone, "You're SUCH A SPARE!"
"KILL THE SPARE!" shouted Percy.
Annabeth hit him over the head with a shoe, and all went back to normal.
"I'm bleeding!" said Percy, touching his nose, "I'm bleeding! Am I bleeding?"
Annabeth rolled her eyes.
After some serious deliberation, Annabeth decided to pick Percy out from the crowd for the first round. She was sure she would make it to the finals, because, duh, she's Annabeth, and she had none of the Apollo poets to compete with (why didn't any of them raise their hand? Is it because the narrator is a sleep deprived idiot who didn't think of it at the time? OF COURSE NOT THAT'S ABSURD). She had this thing in the bag.
Speaking of bags, she had one of snickers that she'd picked up from the CVS down the road.
Where did she put that…
She would have to think of that later.
Right now she had some serious Seaweed Brain to mush into sushi wrap.
She stepped up to the stage. The light was blinding.
"Percy," she said, glaring offstage, "Take that stupid flashlight out of my face."
He giggled.
"Don't you giggle. You're in for it."
And she began.
"Hey everybody,
Annabeth is my name,
And if you hadn't noticed,
Percy is super lame,
He'll get his just desserts,
In my sweet revenge,"
Percy looked at her and winced. She nodded to him.
Oh yes, Annabeth thought, revenge is sweeter than he ever was.
"And hopefully afterwards,
We'll still be friends,"
Percy, in the audience, muttered, "I wouldn't bet on it."
"Hey now Percy,
What'd you say about smart?
Well I'd call a guy dumb,
If he breaks his own heart,
You leave Calypso,"
The crowd muttered – most of them still hadn't heard about Calypso and Percy's little adventure.
Percy turned bright red and gave Annabeth a very rude hand gesture. She pulled off her sneaker while rapping and pegged him right in the head with it.
"What now? Oh right,
You left her and saw me,
Which led to a fight,
Back off of Rachel,
Cuz she is a noob,"
Various campers looked around to try and find someone named Rachel. They had not been informed of a noob named Rachel. All noob campers were property of the Stoll brothers, and not just new campers. Being a noob at Camp Half Blood ensured that you would get an egg cracked over your skull.
Annabeth rolled her eyes but continued rapping.
"And this is objective,
Hell yes this is true,
You may be first,
But I'm going last,
And my rap's beating yours,
In the white, scrawny ass,"
The entire camp looked around and nodded, leading Percy to glare at Annabeth indignantly.
Unfortunately, the whole camp remembered Percy's white, scrawny, ass from an uncomfortable pants-ing incident by Connor Stoll right after the Battle of the Labyrinth.
"I WAS WEARING UNDERWEAR," said Percy, sick of people bringing it up, "IT JUST WAS PULLED DOWN WITH MY PANTS."
"Sure," said Connor, patting Percy on the head, "No going commando for Captain Nopanties. We know."
Percy ran towards Connor, who ducked, and Percy ended up flying right over Connor's back, slamming into the stage and sliding down quite comically.
"Ahem," said Annabeth, "May I continue my rap?"
"No."
"Shut up, Percy."
Chiron, from the boom box, nodded. "Proceed, Annabeth."
Face it, water boy,
You're about to lose,
Because it's Rachel not me,
That you typically choose,
And you, Beckendorf,
Your secret is mine,"
The dentist effect struck again. If Annabeth had a secret about Beckendorf, everyone wanted to hear it.
Unfortunately, Silena was looking over at Beckendorf, who was blushing. Silena knew a couple of his secrets, but Annabeth was sure no one knew this one.
"And if you make a mistake,
I'll kick your behind,
And Percy, you'll lose,
But I'm almost out of time,
The loss will be yours,
And victory mine,
Bring it on, baby,
You've got nothing on me,
And you're not gonna win,
Thank you all and PEACE!"
The audience was in shock for a moment, and Annabeth worried she had done something wrong.
Then, suddenly, raucous applause broke out. The entire camp was a mixture of laughter and clapping, and Annabeth beamed.
A/N2: WHY DO I KEEP HAVING PEOPLE THROW SHOES?