Chapter 56: Jerks and Treats

As soon as the door was closed, Lauren jumped into Batista's arms as he swung her around. "You were great!" he exclaimed. However his face went to one of worry, when she nearly collapsed in his arms. "You okay?" he asked in concern.

"Yeah I just...I'm sore and a little dizzy from that hit to the head," she replied holding her head. Batista helped her over to the couch and had her lay down, while he got her some water and ice. After watching HBK's match against Muhammad Hassan, they saw Trish still being chased by Kane, which made Lauren smirk. What made it even better was when Kane met up with Lita, and kissed passionately on tv. "You go Lita!" Lauren cheered, knowing very well she couldn't hear her. About another half-hour went by and it was time for Batista's first interview as World Heavyweight Champion. "I'm coming too!" Lauren said as she quickly stood up to join his side.

"Are you sure you're feeling up to it?" he asked her with a brow raised. Lauren nodded, stating how she needed to see her public again. Both she and Batista made their way to the ring with JR standing there, ready to interview him. Batista held the ropes for Vixen as she stepped in, hearing the cheers for both of them. They stood hand in hand before JR, who started the interview by giving Vixen his congratulations on her first match.

"Well Batista, I see that you're in your wrestling gear," JR stated, which Vixen had just noticed.

"I'm ready for HHH, and I'm going to make it easy on him to try and come Pedigree me, like he said he would," Batista replied. They went on to talk about whether Batista was concerned about being a hunted man for his title. "Hey, if anyone tries to take my title, I'll just do to them what I will do to HHH again at Backlash. Which is chew him up, and spit him right back out. This is my jungle, and I refuse to be anyone's victim." he stated with such confidence, that Vixen couldn't help but really believe him. Batista held the title high, when HHH's music sounded. All three of them looked up at the ramp, when in fact HHH was coming through the crowd. Vixen turned just in time to see him, and yelled for Batista to look. Batista pushed Vixen out of HHH's way and took a Face Buster. HHH tried to go for the Pedigree, only to have Vixen jump onto his back. HHH swung around, making Vixen let go and land smack on the mat. HHH tried the Pedigree again, only to have Batista power out of it, and flipped HHH out of the ring. Batista looked to see Vixen using the ropes, and the help of JR to get back onto her feet. Batista held her up, as she and JR held his wrists in the air.

"I'm sick of this! Next week, it'll be you and me!" HHH yelled pointing to the ring. "Next week it'll be me, one-on-one...with JR!" he said, very pleased with himself. Vixen gasped as she and Batista looked at him, knowing he would not be too happy. They both tried to assure him about it, but he still didn't look too confident. JR walked back up the ramp, while Batista helped Vixen backstage.

"I can't believe this!" she yelled as they reached their hotel room. "How in the hell is JR supposed to fight HHH? We have to make Bischoff call off this match, it's not fair!"

"I know, but knowing Bischoff he's going to go ahead with the match. We'll just have to see what happens next week," Batista said. Lauren continued pacing back and forth around the room.

"Maybe we could be in his corner! You know HHH is going to have Flair in his, so we'll just be in JR's! That way he'll at least have a chance!" Lauren said happily.

"There's no way you're going to be near that ring next week," Batista stated. Lauren knew he was right, and said she'd just stay at the announcer's table then. Batista agreed, hearing Lauren wince as she plopped onto the couch. "You should take a bath to help with those muscles," he suggested.

"Could you get it ready for me?" she pleaded with puppy-dog eyes. Batista just nodded and went into bathroom, when he heard her yell, "and be sure to put extra Batista in there!" Batista chuckled as he filled up the tub with water, and told her to come here. Lauren walked in and started stripping down, with Batista's help. She stepped in, sighing at the feel of the water against her muscles. "Thanks," she said looking up at him as he sat on the edge of the tub watching her. "You know I usually charge for this kind of show," she smirked. Batista simply reached into his pocket and pulled out his wallet.

"How much are we talking here?" he asked with a wink.

"What do you think I am, a whore?" she asked outrageously. Before Batista could apologize she held out her hand, "50 bucks." Batista looked at her in utter disbelief. "What? I know you got it," she chuckled. "Okay, maybe I'll give you a discount. 30 bucks, and a kiss." Batista chuckled and handed her $30, while leaning in to give her a kiss. "I knew we could agree on something," she said sexually. He suddenly felt his whole body fall forward into the tub. "Oops!" Lauren chuckled, looking at the bubble-covered Batista glaring at her.

"I want my money back," he said.

"Sorry, no refunds. You could've just given me $50 and remain dry but..." Lauren laughed at the look on his face. "Okay, I think my muscles feel better now," she said trying to get out of the tub, only to feel Batista pull her into his lap and put suds over her face. "Hey, you didn't pay for a lap dance!"

"Well I'm a little short on cash right now," Batista whispered huskily and started kissing her neck. "Is there another way I could pay you?" he asked between kisses.

"Maaaybe," she said loving each of the perfect kisses he was placing on her.

Finally they both got out of the tub and talked about next week on RAW. "I still can't believe HHH would stoop so low as to attack a perfectly nice guy like JR," Lauren fumed sitting on the bed in her sexy red lingerie.

"HHH is a bully, and he just wants to seem like he's something to other people by picking on defenseless people," Batista said laying against the headboard with his hands beneath his head. Lauren scooted closer to him and rested her head onto his perfectly sculpted chest. Batista brought down an arm and wrapped it around her waist, bringing her closer to him. "You know I really am proud of you," he whispered while stroking her hair.

Lauren looked up at him with a beautiful smile, "Thank you. I couldn't have done it without you believing in me." Lauren looked up at how the moon was outlining his beautiful face, making her reach up and gently trace over it with her fingers. "I really wish I could understand how I deserve you," she whispered, cupping his cheek in her hand. Batista smiled and placed his hand over hers, kissing her wrist tenderly.

"Probably the same unknown reason I deserve you," he said. Lauren loved how he knew exactly what to say to make her feel wanted and loved. "You know got a victory tonight," he smirked looking down at her.

"Yes I did," she replied sitting up next to him. She soon straddled his waist, looking intently into his eyes. "I think I deserve a little something."

"I think you do too," he said huskily and placed his firm hands onto her hips. Lauren claimed his lips so fast and so hungrily it almost caught him off guard. Nevertheless he simply wrapped his arms around her and allowed her to try and tame him.

A/N: Ooooh! Go Vixen! Hehe. I hope enjoyed this chapter. Cena is the champ again, and I love it. I think something might be going on between Edge and Lita, she didn't seem too upset that she hit Edge with the title. The drama continues! lol. Thank you all for the reviews, I love them. I especially when they ramble on like I'm doing right now, lol. Until next time :)