Zim sat there like an idiot and thought about the strange new student. She was just as agile and swift as he was, she smelled wonderful, and she had a total disregard for common sense. He was, in essence, obsessed. When he started his daily talk to The Almighty Tallest, he brought up the interesting topic of Rail Fusion.
"Hello, Zim" The Tallest stated,
"Such an unpleasant surprise"
"Greetings, Tallest", Zim said obliviously, "There is a new student in the Earth institution whom I think to be an alien species other than ourselves"
"Oh really?" asked Tall Red, skeptically.
"Yes, she is very intelligent, and her eyes are an unnatural color!" Zim argued.
"We'll need proof" Tall Purple said testily.
"You can come and see for yourselves" Zim Happily stated.
"Fine" The Tallest said. They had never seen Zim so set on anything except his invading.
'Besides,' The Tallest thought, 'we could use a vacation'.
Gaz was irritated with everything. Her father, Professor Membrane, her brother, Dib, even her videogames. Everyone was apparently an idiot but her. How they couldn't tell what was wrong with the television was beyond her understanding, but if they didn't fix it soon, she'd insure that something bad would happen. At the moment she was staring at static electricity, and she wasn't enjoying it. She went to the pizza parlor and ordered a deep-dish-double-cheese serving. It was going to be a long night, apparently.
Rail was second in command of her entire species. She was the third prettiest,
Right behind The Mega Prettiest themselves, but they were identical twins, which technically made Rail second prettiest. The Mega Prettiest were idiotic all by themselves, with a collective IQ of 6. Rail also the smartest of her species, her IQ higher than the average10. Her IQ was as high as The Tallest Irkens. Without Rail, the whole Blonde Empire would be in shambles. As an operative from the species of Blonde, she took her job of Evil Mastermind quite seriously. 'The Blondes had already spread into Earth, it was merely a matter of time and patience', Rail mused.
"Like, sis?" asked one of The Mega Prettiest.
"Yeah, Em" said En, The other Mega Prettiest.
"Like, what would we do if we didn't have Rail?" She asked, amazed with how much control their second in command had within The Blonde Empire.
"Like, Like, Like, we'd probably die y'know" Em said, panicking.
"Like, relax Em", En said cheerily, "nothing will happen to second in command, kay'?"
"Kay'",
