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Chapter 3

After the first week with my new teeth the Akatsuki there were no weapons remaining in the hideout that I had not eaten. So Itachi, Sasori, and I decided to go on a little outing and go to a nearby village.

Now this village is not like other villages, it houses a lot of felons, so everything was already at a very low price. However, when they see an infamous felon, well, the prices drop even more. Best part is, if you still don't like the price, threatening does wonders.

Sasori ended up using his scorpion outer-part of himself to carry all of my weapons, just for me to eat too. I got bored after Sasori and I picked out weapons for my meals, because he ended up looking at stuff for himself, so naturally, like any girl, I decided to look around to pass my time. That's when I saw something I wanted, I wanted to change my hair color. My hair-color constantly reminded me of my parents, who were both blonde haired, blue eyed people. So after seeing someone come out with their hair dyed, I wanted to do it too.

It took a bit of threatening, but I finally could afford to dye my hair, and dyed it a light blue, unnatural all the way!

I was happy until they expected me to pay, of course after a few moments with metal claws at his throat suspending the guy in the air; he changed his mind, which was a smart move on his part.

I ended up skipping around the village and bumping into someone who had an Akatsuki cloak on. The guy had platinum blonde sleeked back hair like Draco Malfoy, and had a big (yummy) three headed scythe leaning on one of his shoulders.

"Who are you-" He said, but was interrupted by a loud crunch from me eating the top blade of his scythe. "Why you evil little girl! I will sacrifice you to Jashin-sama when I get my hands on you." He said, but, unfortunately for him, once he was finished with his little rant, I was finished eating his scythe.

"That was good." I said happily

"Cobalt, there you are, I see you've met Hidan." Sasori said, hauling his scorpion outer shell behind him. "Hidan, this is our newest member, who.. has recently dyed her hair"

"Like it?"

"It's a.. nice color?" Sasori said.

"That little B.itch ate my scythe!" Hidan complained.

"That little B.itch has been eating everyone's weapons." Itachi said.

"You did not just call me a B.itch, Uchiha"

"I already did"

"Don't get me angry girly-boy"

"Why shouldn't I metal-girl"

"You want to see "metal girl" I'll show you metal girl" I said angrily as I made a long wire from the metal that came up from my pores and strung them around the Uchiha's legs and flung the other end over a wooden overhanging roof board thing and pulled, sending him flying and hanging upside down. I quickly tied the wire and walked away. Hidan and Sasori were happily laughing at Itachi's current predicament.

"You know girl, you're all right" Hidan said as he slapped my back playfully

"Thanks, and the name's Cobalt, Pecan" I said back

"It's Hidan" He said, no longer smiling

"Whatever," I said as I walked away and dragging both Akatsuki members away from the hanging one.

"So, have you found your Jinchuuriki yet?" Sasori asked

"No, not yet"

"So are you going to headquarters?" I asked

"No, Kakuzu and I are going to continue to look"

"Who's Kakuzu?"

"My partner"

"Oh, Okay"

"We need to get going Hidan"

"Good luck"

Sasori and I left the pissed Uchiha hanging upside down and headed for headquarters.

I took my large load of metals and melted them down to little metal balls, which are easier to carry and use and I made sure they were bite size to help me out even more. It took hours to do this and I was halfway done when I got a knock at my door. I opened it a crack to make sure it wasn't an angry Itachi, and was pleasantly surprised to see Sasori.

"I never properly thanked you for redoing my metal work, so I made you this" He said, taking out a flower, almost lifelike, yet wooden.

Itachi unknowingly came into the hallway.

"Oh, thank you Sasori, that's so sweet," I said as I put it in my hair and gave him a hug, "and thank you for making me feel so welcomed here, I can truly say you are one of my only friends here. Speaking of which, can I help you in any way?"

"Deidara and I are going on a mission soon, do you mind upgrading Deidara's eye-scope?"

"Sure, I will come get it in a while" I said and shut the door to continue testing my powers. Soon another knock on the door sounded and I opened the door slowly to see Deidara. "What do you want?" I asked.

"Leader-sama wishes to see you un" he said, I nodded and walked out of my room to go see leader-sama

"Leader-sama, you wished to see me" I said

"Yes, here" He said as he threw a small box at me. I caught it easily and opened the box to see a ring. It was a white ring with some kanji on it.

"What does it say?" I asked, intrigued by the little piece of metal.

"It says Byakko, a white tiger, the god of the west and of autumn, that ring signifies that you are now an official Akatsuki member." Rei-sama said. "The ring is to go on your right middle finger" I smiled and turned to walk away "And Cobalt" Rei-sama said, I turned around slightly. "I like the new color of your hair" I grinned at him and bowed, before walking out and closing the door behind me quietly.

"Hello Cobalt" A low voice said when I entered the living room. I froze in my tracks and looked at the owner of the voice..

Itachi..

Oh s.hit.

"H-hi Itachi"

"Did you think it was funny when you left me on the overhang in the village?"

Overhang? Oh! The board hanging out of the roof thing.. that's what it is called.

"Actually, yes I did" I said, smirking under the tall collar of the cloak. I swore I heard him growl.

"Well, I didn't"

"What are you going to do about it?"

"This" He said as he pushed me against the wall and forced his lips onto mine. I was going through one emotion, and that was shock.

What the hell happened to our hateful relationship? Don't tell me it turned into a love hate relationship..

Oh s.hit..

It did, didn't it?

Oh well..

My hands somehow found their way to his hair and pulled out the tie at the nape of his neck. Betraying b.astards..

I combed my fingers through his hair slowly, tauntingly, before my brain registered what exactly my hands were doing and I then decided to pull on the tresses of hair in my traitorous fingers, pulling him away from my mouth, and away from me.

My anger began to boil, unknowingly my eyes turned to purple. We then had a glaring/staring contest..

"What is your problem?" Itachi said angrily

"My problem, you're the one that molested my mouth!"

"You brought that upon yourself"

"Well you brought this upon yourself as well." I said as I kicked upward, kicking him right in the groin. He doubled over in pain and I stood over him menacingly.

"Tsukuyomi" He said purely in anger. I was transported to a very weird world where all the colors were black and white, save for the red moon above that gave the sky a red look as well, and strangely enough, all the colors, the black and white ones anyway, were inversed, except for Itachi, who seemed regular except for the black and white issue. I glared at him and asked where I was. "You are in a world where I control, you could stay here for days and in the real world it would only be a blink of an eye, now, time for torture." He said and I was suddenly multiplied and so was he, I was somehow without me knowing tied up to a pole. I didn't know how he was going to torture me, but I didn't exactly want to find out. I tried to remember anything that I could use.

Calcium

Calcium is a metal that everyone needs to survive..

Man, I hate it when I'm stupid. I wiggled my hand out of the ropes and held my palm outward. I closed my eyes and repelled the calcium, along with any other metal he had in his body away from me, using the magnetic properties I upgraded into myself before I came here. I heard a satisfying thwump and opened my eyes, happy to be seeing that everything was in color once more. Itachi was slumped against the wall. I walked over to him and said evilly

"Ever do anything like that to me again and I will not hesitate to kill you" I walked back to my room and made sure to slam the door, before I remembered that I promised to fix Deidara eye-scope thing. I quietly crept from my room and went to Sasori's. I lightly knocked on his door and smiled when he opened it a moment later. He handed me the eye-scope and I went back quietly to my room to work on it.

Around an hour after I found Deidara and handed him his newly upgraded eye-scope.

"Lookie! I even made it zoom in on enemies, it has an infrared vision option, AND it takes pictures! Am I awesome or what" I said happily because of my work. I SAW Sasori smile lightly as he continued working on his new puppet. I turned to the puppet master "I made something for you too" I said as I reached into the sleeve of my cloak. I pulled out a vial of a dark, blackish liquid. I threw it to Sasori. "It's a very potent poison. It can kill someone in three days. Eats away at all the major organs in the body, and runs in the bloodstream, and is made mostly out of metal. Enjoy!" I said happily. "This is my little "going on a mission" present, I hope it helps."

"I'm sure they will thank you" Sasori said

"Yeah, thank you, un"

"No problem, when are you heading out?"

"Tomorrow"

"Oh, when"

"Most likely before you wake up, Cobalt"

"Okay" I said, hugging the puppet master and the annoying blonde boy "I wish you the best of luck"

"Thanks"

There was a rumbling coming from the ground and a giant plant "sprouted" from the ground. I screamed and jumped in Sasori's arms.

"It-it has a FACE!" I said pointing accusingly at the black and white face in-between the large Venus-flytrap leaves.

"Zetsu, how many times must we tell you to USE THE DOOR!" Sasori said, as he gently coaxed me to get out of his arms. I did, but I ended up hiding behind him.

"Who's the girl?" Zetsu asked

"A new member, her name is Cobalt" Sasori answered

"She looks yummy" Zetsu said

"She is NOT to be eaten" Sasori said

"Why would I want to eat her, she's pretty" Zetsu said

"And yummy" Zetsu said

"What's wrong with him?" I whispered into Sasori's ear from behind him

"Multi-personalities" Sasori whispered back "And, he is a cannibal"

"Great" I said sarcastically

"Rei-sama wants to see you Cobalt, un, Zetsu, you're here too, good, yeah, Rei-sama wants to see you too, un" Deidara said as he walked in.

"Okay" I said as I slowly came out from behind Sasori and followed the plant Akatsuki member to see the leader.

"Nice to see you again Cobalt, Zetsu"

"Hello again"

"I have some news for you," Rei-sama said, adding a dramatic pause which made me shift nervously in the chair I was sitting in "The two of you are going to be partners" He added. I could just imagine his evil smile through the shadows that enshrouded him.

Evil, evil man

And I work for him

Go me

AND to make this day better, my partner is a crazy cannibal.