Hello, man I love this story, I love making the twists and turns in the plot. Making the Akatsuki boys suffer is amazing fun, and if you have any suggestions on how to make them suffer, by all means, give me them by reviews, I love adding them in, and changing the story ever so slightly just to add them in.
NonPopular: Okay, thank you for that, enjoy the chapter!
Khanh: Thank you so much. I hope you like this chapter as well. Zetsu suffers a LOT in this chapter. Mwahahahahahah HA! ahem.. moving on
Gaara's Pyro RACCOON: Ha! I used your idea, it is near the end, okay?
Crystalline Dream: Thanks for the idea, I'll try to fit it in when Cobalt sees Kisame next.
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Chapter 5
"The lake looks pretty today" I said trying to start another conversation
"Yes it does" My grey haired guide said "Listen, I need to go."
"Okay, it was nice meeting you" I said as I began to walk away. I saw the silver haired man go up to the Hokage's office to the roof. I sighed as I shook my head as I looked for another target. I soon found some people talking about Naruto. One was a boy with white pupil-less eyes and long black-brown hair. Another had black hair cut in a "bowl" cut, with big round eyes and big brushy eyebrows. I decided to test my luck.
"Good afternoon" I said sweetly.
"Good afternoon" The long-haired male said.
"I am quite new here to this village and I was wondering if you could give me a tour?" I said.
"Sure" The short-haired boy said as he gave me a thumb up and a smile that gave off a shine. This boy disturbed me. I smiled slightly as they led me through the village.
"So where are you from?" The long-haired boy asked
"Um, well it's a small village that I know that you haven't heard of" I said, getting away with a half lie
"What makes you say that?" The short-haired boy asked
Cuz it doesn't exist yet I thought
"Because.. it.. doesn't have.. any shinobi in it?" I said before thinking it through a little more "And my village doesn't have any shinobi in it because it isn't located near any shinobi villages and it is very far away from here." I said before taking a deep breath.
"Ah" the long-haired boy said
"What's your name?" The short-haired boy asked. I raked my brain for a name I could use.
"Azul" I said
"Azul what?" the long haired boy asked
"Azul.." I said as I raked my brain for a possible last name "Flor, Flor Azul" I said as I combined the words flower and blue in Spanish. mental note, thank Sasori..
"Just by your name I can tell that you are telling the truth" the long haired boy said, still slightly skeptical of me. Most likely from the inability to say my "name" quickly.
"Azul, my name is Rock Lee and this is Hyuuga Neji" The short-haired boy said. As the long haired boy, Neji looked at the short haired boy, Lee, in complete and total shock and slight hatred. I smirked ever-so-slightly at the face he made.
After a while we began to talk about the people of Konoha.
Soon the conversation turned to the direction I wanted it to go.
"Then there's Naruto, he's a Jinchuuriki, he beat Neji during the Chuunin exams"
"So he is a Chuunin then."
"No"
"But you just said that he beat you in the Chuunin exams, so he should be a Chuunin"
"He didn't pass, only one person became a Chuunin during that exam was Shikamaru"
"But didn't you say that he didn't beat his opponent"
"Yes, but he showed that he was a strategist"
"But he didn't win"
"It doesn't make any sense, the one who won should become a Chuunin" I said as I was confused at the way that the ninja did things. "Anyway, tell me more about Naruto"
"He is loud and brash, and seems quite stupid" Neji said "But he has some interesting techniques.."
"Tell me about them" I said as I let my head rest on my hands which were propped up on the table.
"One is this really annoying technique that he uses a lot, the Kage Bunshin No Jutsu-"
"What?"
"It's where the user creates multiple clones that are not illusions"
"Oh"
"His other technique is called the Rasengan, I don't know much about this technique other then it is powerful"
"How do you know?"
"It was Naruto's finishing move in the Chuunin exams" Neji said.
"Ah" I said as I mentally wrote this down.
"Then there is Kakashi, he has the Sharingan"
"What's that?"
"It's a bloodline limit that copies others jutsus"
"Oh"
"I don't know much more about him, his other teammate who didn't betray Konoha is Sakura"
"Is she the pink haired girl?" I asked
"Yes, she has been training under the Hokage, so she knows a lot of medical jutsus, since she is a medic-nin, and she has immense strength. Do not get on her bad side"
"I'll keep that in mind" I said. "And what about the two of you?"
"I specialize in Taijutsu"
"I also specialize in Taijutsu, but I combine it with my bloodline limit"
"So you have the Sharingan too?"
"No, however the Sharingan comes from my bloodline limit"
"What it is it?"
"The Byakugan" He said proudly, like he expected me to know what it is
"Which is..?" Neji looked appalled,
"You don't know what the Byakugan is?" I shook my head "You must live a long way away from a shinobi village" Neji said as he took a deep breath "The Byakugan gives the user 360 degree vision, no matter what"
"That must come in handy"
"Very much so" At that moment I yawned.
"It's getting late. Thank you for the tour, I'll see you around Neji and Lee" I said as I headed towards the hotel I was staying in. When I walked in I got mauled by questions from plant boy.
"What did you find out?" His white side said
"Was it any useful?" His black side said
"If I spray weed killer on you, would you die?" I snickered at the glares I was receiving. "What, it was just a question" I said as I sat down "Besides, you know already what was said, and whether or not it was useful, I know that you were listening in on anything I was saying or what was being said, so it does not matter what I think" The look of shock that I spoke to him in such a way was entertaining. "I'm going to bed"
"You don't want to see him fight?" His white side said, I stopped in my tracks.
"What?" I said, turning around
"He and Sakura are fighting their sensei in one of the training fields. Want to come?"
"Fine" I said.
Zetsu "sprouted" as I hid behind him; I slowed my breathing down and crouched low to the ground. Sasori had tried to teach me how to conceal my chakra, but found it impossible because I had very little. So I did not have to worry about anyone finding me if they were searching for chakra, which is probably why I was partnered up with Zetsu, another reason is that I didn't take any c.rap from Itachi, and I embarrassed him to no end, so now I am stuck with plant boy. And plant boy scares me, especially when he has conversations with himself.
Halfway through the fight I was impressed at the blond kid's talent.
By the end of the match I was highly disappointed. Really, I was expecting the sensei to die, or get mangled beyond recognition, or at least bleed !
After watching the fight we decided we would make our way back, especially when Zetsu got word form leader-sama to dispose of a body. He handed me a map, circled where he would meet me, and where Konoha was. Before he left I said one last thing "So...Zestu...what do humans taste like? Do they taste like chicken? Do you cook them or just eat them on the spot? Have you every tried to eat a metal gal before? Do you even know I am made of metal? I'll tell ya I don't taste good I may look good cuz man I mean...I.AM.SO.FINE. When I say that and have you looked in a mirror lately? You look like a plant dude! IT'S WERID!"
He looked at me like I was psychotic and left.
Since plant boy was no longer around I put back on the kimono and went around the city to get supplies, mainly food. Which was a bad idea
"Now what is a girl like you doing in a weapons shop?" Someone said behind me, I turned to see the grey-haired man I met the day before, Kakashi
C.rap
"Hi, well, I will be headed out of Konoha soon to go back home, so I though I would get a bit of protection."
He raised his eyebrow.
He didn't believe me
"Somehow I don't believe that"
"It's only a couple of things"
"Miss, I got your weapons" The clerk behind the counter said as he lifted the sixth box full of weapons on the counter
"A couple?"
"Yeah, this is a couple. Now if you'll excuse me" I said as I heaved a couple boxes to a wooden "do-it-yourself" carriages. After I came back to get more he grabbed me and pushed me to a wall
"I don't know who you are or what you want with Naruto, but if I catch you sneaking around here again looking for information about him again, you will regret it" Kakashi let go of me and than proceeded to lift some boxes off the counter and put them into the carriage. My jaw went slack.
Great, just great I thought as I took the last two boxes and put them into the carriage before lifting the poles and beginning to leave.
"Remember what I said" Kakashi said as I left through the gates.
It took about half a day to get where Zetsu said he'd meet me at, and at the right time too. We had gotten a message from leader-sama to begin a ritual. Zetsu showed me the steps and we began the three day long ritual.