Hello, man I love this story, I love making the twists and turns in the plot. Making the Akatsuki boys suffer is amazing fun, and if you have any suggestions on how to make them suffer, by all means, give me them by reviews, I love adding them in, and changing the story ever so slightly just to add them in.

Khan: Blue haired Akatsuki member is actually named Konan, as I already stated the leader is Pein. I tried not to rush, but I not really happy with this chapter, there is too many things going on…

Gaara's Pyro RACCOON: Updated as soon as I could, enjoy the chapter!

Tsuki Kagami: Yes, go Cobalt, enjoy the chapter

Devil-Speaker: Yeah, poor Zetsu

Crystalline Dream: I will put up you last, last idea next chapter, there's too much in this chapter already… Thank you. I didn't know how people would react to the children thing… but I am glad you found it Thank You!

Jaganshi Mori: Thank you! I am glad you like it! And thank you for the ideas too! I'll incorporate them in as soon as possible!

reader ninja: Thank you, I had to add more stuff too, it is SUCH a big pain now though since she actually has a name now… and jutsus.

BTW… I don't own anything!!! Except for Cobalt and the outside world she came from…

Enjoy!

Chapter 7

(A/N: I READ ALL THE NARUTO MANGA!!!! Go me… ahem… anyway, now I know what happens, AND THE LEADER HAS A NAME!!!! YEAH!!! Runs around screaming head off before plowing into a wall)

THE LITTLE WEASEL TOLD ON ME!!!!!

In all actuality he is not a weasel, but a Venus flytrap.. thing

Itachi's the weasel.

Zetsu told Rei-dono that I tried to kill him, and then threatened to kill him again.

"You are SUCH a tattle tail Zetsu, honestly, and it WAS AN ACCIDENT" I said but he didn't bother listening to me and "hmph"ed his reply to me. I slowed down a bit and got a better look at Zetsu "Hey Zetsu… do you realize how FAT you look?" This statement made him stop dead in his tracks and turn to glare at me, BOTH sides glared at me. "You should stop eating meat, you can get sick from it, especially since you like to eat it raw" I added

"You should stop pissing people off before you get killed" his black side said, I shrugged

"If I haven't died yet, I don't have much to worry about" I said cheekily before rounding the corner to where the ceiling of our hideout was.. and stopped dead in my tracks to find it totaled

Caved in

Destroyed

Whatever floats your boat

My mouth hung open, along with Zetsu's, at the sight of the "used-to-be" hideout, before I jumped down and found a bigger shocker.. Sasori's dead body. My body shook a bit until I fell to my knees, crying-no, mourning for the only real friend I had in Akatsuki. I stopped crying suddenly and cursed my mother, my tear ducts couldn't produce very many tears at a time because of her experiment on me. I growled before getting up.

I had to focus my anger and pain on something else.. like pain to myself.. and something my parents would never let me do.. A LIP RING!!!!

I realized then and there, as I tried to mold a little ring, how difficult it was, so I made myself a stud, and pierced the bottom of my lip and slid the stud in. The physical pain, although mild, was exactly what I needed and I was then able to gather my things from my room and go see Rei-dono.

We had arrived at this very wet plain, and headed up to a very disgusting looking city. I quickly changed into my awesome outfit. Zetsu led me up the massive flights of stairs to where Rei-dono was. It was the first time I had ever seen him, you know without the shadows surrounding him and everything. He had six piercings, studs, on his nose alone, and orange hair. It was rather surprising for me, but the shock wore off not long after. Rei-dono blinked

"Which one of you is Zetsu?" Zetsu looked at Rei-dono oddly before looking at me and scowling

"I am, she sprayed me with weed killer and now is acting like this for revenge for telling on her" I said, mimicking Zetsu's voice perfectly while sounding angry

"WHAT?!" His black side said "Why you.."

"Why are dressed up as me?" I said mimicking his "black" voice and annoying the hell out of him. Rei-dono shook his head while taking out a dead body

"Zetsu, dispose of this"

"Of course Rei-dono" Zetsu said before I pulled him backward

"No you don't fat-boy, no more meat for you. Do you want to look like a house?" I said, already out of the Zetsu cosplay outfit. He growled

"Ooooh, the big scary PLANT is GROWLING at me.. I'm so scared" I said sarcastically. Rei-dono then ordered me to let go of Zetsu, which I did with a sigh. Then perked up "Hello Rei-dono"

"Hi Cobalt" Rei-dono said, getting slightly annoyed as Zetsu left, probably to eat the dead body, the fat b.astard

"What's your name?"

"None of your business"

"Please, no one's here"

"Pein"

"Really?"

"Yes"

"You want to play cowboys and Indians?"

"What?"

"I actually like Cops and Robbers better"

"Huh?"

"Are you telling me you've never played Cops and Robbers before?" He nodded. I explained the rules and for thirty minutes we jumped onto building shooting fake guns at each other

"Rei-dono?" A voice said, breaking our period of fun, of course, only Zetsu could be that cruel "I have a replacement for Sasori"

"What about Deidara?" I asked

"He is still alive"

"Oh, what about Deidara?" I asked, Zetsu sighed and ignored me. 'How could someone as stupid as Deidara survive while Sasori does not?' I thought pissed off at the information that was given me

"Here's his replacement" He shoved a boy, clad in black except for his bright orange mask, that had a hole for the right eye only, the orange mask had a swirl that started in the middle. Very odd kid actually

"My name's Tobi, and Tobi's a good boy"

"Who told you that?" I asked.

"Zetsu-sama said so" I looked from Tobi to Zetsu and laughed on the inside while on the outside though..

"YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?! HOW COULD YOU? WE WERE PARTNERS, AND AUGH! Like you spending time with your children wasn't enough I had to find about your betrayal this way.. I HATE YOU!" I screamed at him while running out of the room, slamming the door and sliding down it, laughing my a.ss off all the while.

Once Zetsu and Tobi were gone I entered the room once more.

"We're going to need a new hideout"

"I know, Kakuzu already has the place, we just need to find someone to do something with it"

"I will"

"You will?"

"Absolutely" I said, smirking evilly to myself as I formulated a plan of chaos for the Akatsuki members.

A couple weeks later I had finished the hideout to the perfection I wanted it to be. The living room was the replica of Barney's Room (A/N: which I do not own), AND I even decorated each room, Itachi's room looked like a stable, his bed? A water trough. Hidan's room looked like one of the Disney catalog's "Disney Princess Collection" room (A/N: DO NOT OWN) with pink and fluffy animals all over the place, I even added a Disney castle bunk bed, which I knew was too small for him, and lastly, a Disney playhouse. Deidara had the Bratz room (A/N: again, I do not own), complete with a Bratz comforter, wallpaper, toys, and posters, and even their movie and music. Kakuzu had a replica of a poor alleyway in New York, complete with a box for him to sleep in and the graffiti on the fake brick wall. Tobi's room was blank since I didn't know a lot about him to annoy him.. yet. Zetsu's room was a replica of the Sahara desert, and I even added a heater that could never be overridden. Kisame's room looked like a sushi shop, with people chopping up something that looked a LOT like him, I set up a few traps in there too.

After a tour of the new hideout Pein refused to let me near his room with paint, or anything for that matter.

I heard screaming and yelling and figured that the first guests were finally here, and seen there rooms.

"Who did this?"

"Who wasted all this money on this?"

"For your information, I did it and I didn't waste any of your money, except for paint. Kakuzu felt better, Hidan did not.

"Are you aware.."

"That you can finally be yourself Princess?" I finished, he growled.

"Jashin-"

"Is stupid, not real, and you are an idiot to believe in something so stupid and idiotic, but of course you are, so it doesn't surprise me."

"RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE" I yelled as I ran through the hideout before reaching my room and slamming the door in his face, before he yelled

"NOT AGAIN D.AMN IT!" I snickered as he once again "branded" himself with "Cobalt's B.itch"

I waited an hour before coming out of my room, hoping "the little princess" would be calmed down. He was sitting down in one of the little kindergarten chair with his feet on the little table and glared at me.

"Think fast" I said quickly as I threw a book at him, and laughed my head off as it hit him on the head and he fell over off his chair onto the floor.

"Why you little-"

"I got the book for you, read it" I said as I turned and walked away.

"What is this "gangsta" thing they are talking about?" Hidan yelled at me. I began to giggle.

'Ah the chaos that book could bring, and the laughter too of course!' I thought evilly as I rubbed my hands together and focused on the machine that would bring me back home so I could extract my revenge.

After a couple hours of working, and more hours of hearing angry yelling and screaming, and people pounding on my door, I was able to think. I thought about my parents and how much I hated them.

I thought of everything they did to me and how I either changed it, or obliterated it, and then came upon a couple of dilemmas, my name. I had never changed my name, or actually learned anything from this century, or dimension, or wherever I am. So I began thinking of a name, and when that didn't help I started taking two words and putting them together to create a name.

After thinking of a proper name for hours, I found one that I liked, and that worked for me, Konan, or old hardships. Perfect huh? I know, I rock.

I left the safety of my room and somehow, yet purposefully, avoided everyone I didn't want to meet on the way to see Pein, which was.. everyone.

I knocked on his door and entered when he said so. It was then I inquired about something important, a jutsu.

I was then taught how to create my own jutsu and he shoved me out of his office, making me slam directly into.. Itachi. We both plowed into the ground.

I looked into his eyes before jumping off him. I then thought of an AWESOME practical joke.

"Itachi, I heard an interesting rumor" He raised his eyebrow, I took that as a sign to continue on "I heard that Kisame is sexually attracted to your Sharingan"

He didn't believe me

Bummer, that would've been funny

"So.. I also heard a rumor that you killed your family. How did you do it?"

"I slaughtered them one by one-"

"Why?"

"Because I wanted to test my power"

"Oh, okay, continue on"

"I then killed my parents-"

"Why?"

"Because-"

"Did you enjoy it?"

"My brother entered the room next, and I tortured him with the new jutsu I had gotten by killing my best friend-"

"Why?"

"To get the jutsu"

"No, why did you torture your brother instead of killing him?"

"I left him unconscious and fled the village" He said, and left

"WELL FINE, BE THAT WAY YOU J.ERK!"

"COBALT!!!!!" I heard Itachi scream.

He probably seen his room.. er, stable

I casually walked through the Barney living room and past the glares to see Itachi, no one moved from their spot since they figured Itachi would hurt me enough for all of them.

"Yes?" I asked when I got to Itachi's "room"

"What is this?!" He said pointing to his room

"Your room"

"Where am I supposed to sleep?" He asked, I pointed to the water trough, he grabbed me by the collar and lifted me off the ground "Do my room again" He said in a threatening voice before pressing me against the wall and kissing me. I squirmed in his grip until he finally let me go. I punched him

"Don't TOUCH me" I said as I kicked him in the groin before walking to my room while wiping my mouth to go to my bathroom to rinse out my mouth.

It was my day to cook, and when people heard that they pushed me out of the kitchen along with Kisame, who also couldn't cook, so they could have a meal that was decent, and wouldn't move or kill anyone.

Needless to say I got bored quickly, and when that happens odd things are sure to happen with whoever was unfortunate enough to be there when I am bored.. Kisame

In the span of ten minutes I had Kisame doing "I'm a little teapot" while I, along with the rest of Akatsuki laughing their but off. He stormed off to his room.. where I had previously had traps set in, and ran out screaming "THEY'RE TRYING TO EAT ME" while he ran around in his underwear with hot grease all over him and being chased by robots. I was laughing so hard I fell on the floor.

Meanwhile.. in the kitchen

"Yo cracker, pass them chickens over here yo" Hidan said, in his "gansta" language

"Who did you call "cracker"?" Itachi asked

"You dawg"

(A/N: Sorry for the really bad gangster speak. I don't hang around it much, so this is basically the best I could do)