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Chapter 8
I thought long and hard about who I could ask for help. One person came to mind…
Itachi.
I came to this conclusion through a very harsh elimination process..
I didn't have enough money to get Kakuzu's attention to teach me anything
I didn't want to learn about Hidan's religion
I didn't want to hang around blondie because the he she would drive me nuts with his her stupidity
I didn't know enough about Tobi to give him the time of day
I didn't want to hang around the giant soon-to-be-sushi dude
And even though I hated Itachi's guts he was the best I could do when it came to options with people.
I walked down the hall to Itachi's room/stable and knocked on the door that looked like it came from a barn.
He opened the door saw that it was me, and slammed the door in my face
"Itachi, as much as I hate to say it, I need your help" This apparently caught his attention because he opened the door and leaned on the doorframe.
"I'm listening" he replied
"I want to learn a jutsu"
"Which one?"
"I kind of wanted to create one"
"Ah"
"Can you teach me?"
"For a price" He said smirking under the high collar of his cloak. I cringed mentally at the words, before saying the words I really didn't want to speak
"What do you want" I could now visibly see his smirk
"I'll show you the first step, but you have to redo my room" I sighed before getting to work.
I still had fun though, I did redo Itachi's room, but I made it to fit his name, weasel. A weasel in a cage was my theme, and I ran with it. He had a wheel attached to on side of the room, a painted water bottle, and bars all around, an igloo and inside some bedding for his bed, and I even added tubing and a slide throughout the room, with a little food bowl too. I smiled at the work I did and exited the room without letting him see inside.
"I redid the room, now what's the first step of creating a jutsu?" I asked. He reached into his cloak and took out a piece of paper, I lifted an eyebrow
"This piece of paper is a special chakra sensing paper, it will tell you which element to work on, because you are strongest in that element." I nodded. "The tree that this paper came from was soaked with chakra for sometime, which is how it is able to sense chakra"
"How do I know what element I am strongest at?"
"Through the paper, and what it does. If you are strongest at the water, the paper will get wet, air, the paper will split in half, lightning, the paper crumbles, fire, the paper gets ripped up, and if you are earth, the paper turns to dust." Itachi said while handing me the paper. I grabbed it and was surprised at what it did
It got wet..
And
Then it turned to dust
I raised an eyebrow at the sight before looking at Itachi who had a black face at this.
"Well.. what element of chakra do I have?"
"A mixture of water and earth-"
"I know that, you idiot, I saw it myself, but what does that mean?"
"You have two different types of chakra, water and earth, together that would be some sort of wood chakra"
"Oh, well what's next?"
"The room only paid for the first step remember?" My mouth dropped to the floor
"WHAT?!" His smirk grew
"If you'll excuse me, I need to see the update of my room that you recently finished" He said and I stepped aside once I realized what he was in for. I smirked when he screamed, he ran out of his room and blocked my way out. "What is the meaning of my new room?"
"What does it matter? It was only for one step" I said cheekily while I past him and went to my room. Once there I got a killer idea.
I started by painting a wicked awesome picture and hanging it near the hallway and setting up a camera whenever someone stops to look at the picture. It wasn't long before someone did, and stopped just slightly to look at the new picture on the wall, and once he did..
Nosebleed city
"You pervert" I said to Deidara, as I took the Polaroid picture from the camera and began to shake it to get the picture to come to.
"YOU TOOK A PICTURE?!" Deidara screamed
"But of course" I said "Man, wait till the guys get a hold of this!" I said happily when I seen the finished project
"NO! I'll do anything"
"Anything?"
Later that day
"I hate you" Deidara said
"Just do it" I said as I pushed him towards a group of boys and I whipped out a camcorder that I took and was completely unknown to Deidara and began to film as Deidara, complete in his short dress, make-up, and hair done, began to flirt mercilessly with the group of boys.
It became the movie of the year for the rest of Akatsuki
"Hi there"
"Hey cutie"
pause
"You, you think I'm cute?"
"Of course, you're hot"
a while later the shocker
"Deidara, YOU KISSED A GUY!" Kisame yelled to him
"I WAS IN THE MOMENT" he then turned to me "YOU BLACKMAILED ME TO GET THIS?! YOU B.ITCH!"
"Not my fault you're an idiot"
I then began walked to my room before someone forced me into the wall and began molesting my mouth. I pushed the guy, Itachi of course, away and when I caught my breath got pissed at him
"What the hell was that for?!"
"Second part your jutsu" Itachi said as he walked away
My jaw was left open in shock as I continued to stare at his back as he walked away