This plot bunny bit me last night when I was just about to fall asleep, so I had to get up again and write this little story. Damn those bunnies. Anyhow I hope you like it ^^

I don't own Faster than a Kiss

Subtle Misunderstanding

"Oh, and Meg, thanks for setting me up yesterday. I didn't think I would get an appointment that quickly," wasn't that the voice of his darling wife he heard there? Kazuma just got out of the bathroom after taking a refreshing bath. Just as he passed by Fumino's and Teppei's room he heard the girl's joyful voice.

"Yes it was great. You were right though it did hurt a little," what? Who dared hurt his precious woman? He didn't mean to eavesdrop, but at the sound of those words he crept closer to the door, peeping inside. Fumino was sitting at her desk with the telephone by her ear.

"Hmm, I hope it's only the first time," first time? Kazuma's eyes widened in shock and his face paled. What kind of first time could she be talking about? She... she couldn't mean... no that was impossible, we're talking about Fumino here after all, right? She wouldn't...

"Yes, the result is absolutely satisfying," satisfying? What kind of satisfaction? Kazuma grew more and more agitated by every word he heard.

"Yeah, I'm still a little sore but it's gotten much better since yesterday," by now he was on the verge of an outburst, it took all he had to keep himself from tearing down the wall and storm into the room.

"I know, he was so gentle, and when I felt his soft hands I knew he was the right one," the right one? Wasn't he enough for her? What was wrong with him that she had to go seek other men to satisfy her pleasures? A dark aura emerged from his stiff form and if anybody saw him now, they would mistake him for a demon.

"Of course I'll go back, I'd even pay double if it's him," so she even paid for another man's services. How could this have happened?

"That's true they were kind of small," so he was small, at least one satisfying news.

"But he had an amazing technique and he hit all the right spots," his mind went blank, he couldn't form one coherent thought. Anger and madness clouded his vision. He was the only one allowed to touch his wife.

"WHAT? Stop it! I don't want to talk about such intimate things," intimate? That does it! Kazuma got up from his spot on the floor and opened the door violently.

"Oh okay, have fun then. Bye. And thanks again. See you," Fumino hadn't noticed the seething form of her Sensei behind her as she hung up the phone.

"Fumino, what were you two talking about?" Kazuma forced himself to remain as calm as possible, at least on the outside. Startled Fumino turned around at the sound of her husband's voice. When she saw his angry face her expression turned into one of worry and confusion.

"Me and Meg?"

"Yes," it came out slowly and menacing.

"We were talking about that massage she set me up for yesterday. You know, at the Korean Massage centre at the mall," she was now eyeing the man in front of her confused and perplexed. "What did you think?"

"Oh," in the blink of an eye his face relaxed and his furious expression turned into one of relief and then embarrassment. Until he realised something.

"What intimate things were you talking about with Meg?" he could clearly see how Fumino's face reddened up to her ears.

"Well, you see... Meg said, that... well... she said that you could massage me the next time," while her face blushed deeper his brightened with a mischievous grin. He walked over to her, put his arms around her waist and lowered his head to hers, then he seductively breathed into her ear:

"If you want to, I could do it right now," she yelped at the sound of his voice and tried to squirm out of his hold

"YOU PERVERT!" her scream filled the apartment as the stupid couple returned to their usual routine.

Hope you liked it. Review and let me know what you think XD