Hello, man I love this story, I love making the twists and turns in the plot. Making the Akatsuki boys suffer is amazing fun, and if you have any suggestions on how to make them suffer, by all means, give me them by reviews, I love adding them in, and changing the story ever so slightly just to add them in.

Lover Of Animes: Thank you, I try to make it as funny as possible while still having a plot.

Crystalline Dream: You get more of Deidara being a pervert in this one too!!!

Devil-Speaker: I'm glad, Kisame and Deidara gets tortured in this one, hope you enjoy this one as much as you did the last one!

BTW… I don't own anything!!! Except for Cobalt and the outside world she came from…

Enjoy!

Chapter 10

It was 4:45 in the morning and all was quiet in the Akatsuki lair, because everyone was asleep..

"CCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP"

Almost everyone..

The sound of the curse was all but uncommon in the lair of Akatsuki, just extremely unusual at this early time in the morning.

The sudden screamed curse caused various events resulting in some members of the infamous Akatsuki sitting up in shock at the sound, falling out of their bed, or cursing the one who woke them up. After these various events happened the members of Akatsuki, minus one of course, gathered in the living room, which still looked like the classroom Barney came in..

The Akatsuki members looked around at the ones who had gathered before seething when they realized who woke them up at this ungodly hour in the morning.

The culprit who woke them up…

Cobalt

Who was now going by Konan.

Some members who didn't want to deal with the only female member in their organization went back to their bedrooms to try and catch up on the sleep they lost..

While the more unintelligent members decided to bang on the door of Co- Konan's door

When she heard the door being pounded on she opened up the door in one fast movement, causing Deidara and Kisame to temporarily go into shock as Konan once again woke everyone up with her screaming

"LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE YOU F.UCKERS!!!!" Before slamming the door in their faces.

The worst thing that the Akatsuki could face had happened..

Konan had started her period.

I had left my room after sleeping until well after noon. I went into the kitchen to get some cold mercury and while doing that I looked out the window to see Kisame grilling (A/N: Work with me here, I know there can be NO window, and I have no idea if grills exist in Naruto, but for right now.. they do) and quickly grabbed my bottle of liquid poison and headed outside. Once there I crept out before casually "bumping" Kisame in such a way that he fell onto the grill, he turned around before I pushed him back on and walked away just as casually as I appeared.

On my way back to my room I seen Deidara I thought a really evil thought

"Deidara"

"Konan"

"Follow me"

"Hell no, I remember the last time I was alone with you, I was forced to dress like a girl and flirt with boys-"

"I SAID FOLLOW ME…. NOW " I said in a very pissed off voice as I interrupted him. He obeyed

A FEW MOMENTS LATER..

"HELL no, no way in HELL I am leaving this room in.. this"

"Yes you WILL Deidara" I said evilly

Before pushing him out the door before I had a dizzy spell and soon after feinted

I woke up to arguing

"What do you mean you don't know what happened to her?"

"I don't, I was doing this.. thing, and I looked back to see her unconscious"

"By the way, why are you dressed like that?"

"Uh…"

"Never mind, I don't want to know what you do in your spare time"

"But I don't-"

"I need Iron" I said weakly as I intentionally interrupted Deidara and Itachi's argument

"Why"

"It's that time in the month for me and when I on my period I loose a lot of Iron due to the high amounts of metal in my body-"

"Ew-" Deidara said

"Anyway, I need Iron or I will be constantly weak and get a lot of dizzy spells until my cycle ends" I finished with my eyes still closed because it took too much energy to open them

"I don't think I can find Iron-" Deidara started

"I also get very bad mood swings and have actually attacked one of my closest friends while on my period"

"We'll find something" Deidara said before running out of the room, which brought up an interesting question to mind

"Which room am I in?"

"Mine" Itachi said

I instantly sat up and attempted to get out of his bed before collapsing once more. He pulled the covers I had thrown off back on and resumed sitting on his bed. I could no longer follow him with my eyes because of my lack of energy that I ended up closing them sooner than I would have wanted them too.

Deidara came in hours later to report that he could not find any iron and the verdict was settled, I was forced to stay in Itachi's room for that entire week and I had to trust that he would bring me food and drink or I had a chance of dying.

And dying looked pretty good right now too..