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Chapter 12
Needless to say with all the chaos I created it wasn't surprising when the members of Akatsuki kicked me out and Pein told me himself to not come back for a week so the members, mostly himself though, could cool down from the torture I administered. I quickly went to a nearby town and stole some clothes so I could change out of the uniform so I wouldn't be attacked or killed. I stole a bag to put the Akatsuki uniform in and began to walk around the village when I decided to practice my jutsu. I went to the outskirts of town and began trying to create a leaf from nothing but chakra again. I couldn't do it, I remembered what Itachi said about my anger and applied the step once more, and within a minute I had created a seed that had sprouted with a little stem and a leaf growing at the end of it. I smiled happily at my work before huffing and sitting on the floor.
"What good is one step to creating a jutsu if you don't know what the next step is" I said angrily to myself as I threw the seedling I had created.
"You should only know one step at a time or you may skip steps" A voice said behind me. I whirled around to see an old guy with long white shaggy hair that was in a ponytail that went down his back. He had a metal thing on his forehead that had a weird symbol I couldn't translate, and pale green clothing with a red vest on top that had two yellow dots near his chest area. Underneath his pale green clothes you could easily see the usual fishnet undershirt that a lot of people wear in this dimension, and the fishnet appeared once more on his wrists. He also had two red stripes going down his face starting from the bottom of his eyes and ending at his chin. He also had a mole next to his nose on the right side. He had a scroll on his back, a rather large one actually, and had those famous Japanese wooden shoes on.
"Well, that is true, but now that I have successfully finished the first step I don't know what to do" I said calmly before getting up. Maybe he could help me.
"Well, what's your element?"
"Wood, I am most familiar with paper, and I have already created a seedling from nothing but chakra" I stated
"Wood?"
"Yes, water and earth are my elements"
"And you are familiar with paper you say?"
"Yes"
"I'll teach you the next step f you can do one thing for me" He said, sounding like Itachi so much it sent a shiver up my name
"Depends what it is" I said stealthily
"Tell me your name" He said, I breathed a sigh of relief
"Konan" I said feeling safe in giving him my new name.
"Konan, my name is Jiraiya" He said and I smiled.
"Nice to meet you"
"I can easily say the same"
"So what is the next step?" I asked
"Well I will explain the step you just finished first. What you did was give your chakra shape, physical shape, now you need to give your chakra spatial recomposition." He said
"How do I do that?" I asked confused. He took out a piece of paper from his pocket
"Make this paper multiply and then, without using your hands to physically do so, make the paper rip apart. I focused for days on the task, thinking of my parents all the while, and yet could not do a single thing. I growled as I heard the bushes rustle, and looked up to see none other than Rei-dono. I smiled at him. He lifted an eyebrow.
"What are you doing?"
"Learning a Jutsu"
"Who's teaching you?"
"Some dude named Jiraiya" I said, focusing on the paper and making it multiply. I didn't notice his face go pale.
"Jiraiya?"
"Yeah, that's what he said his name was"
"What did you say your name was?"
"Konan" I answered, still trying to focus on the daunting task in front of me "Stupid paper" I muttered.
"You do realize that you just met my sensei" I stopped and looked up at him.
"You come from Konoha?"
"No"
"Then how?"
"Go back to headquarters, and I'll focus on altering his memory. You are lucky my female team-mate died, I can just alter her image to look like you" I nodded and left the clearing, heading back to the camp, while at the same time focusing on the stupid paper multiplying.
When I entered the Akatsuki cave Itachi, Deidara, and Hidan glared at me.
"GET THIS OFF OF ME" They yelled in unison. I smirked before saying the word they didn't want to hear.
"No"
A few minutes later…
"RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEE" was echoing in the cave before a door being slammed was heard. The other members of Akatsuki sighed, for the cave had finally become normal again.
Tobi knocked on my door once the trio of girly men finally left the area where my room is, where I was currently hiding in. I opened the door to the masked Akatsuki member and gladly let him enter the room.
"I brought you some kunai because Tobi is a good boy!"
"Tobi is a good boy!" I said happily as I grabbed the bag of kunai and began to munch on them happily.
"What is Konan doing?"
"I'm creating a jutsu"
"What type of jutsu is Konan learning?"
"I don't know just yet, but one that deals with paper"
"How can you create a jutsu if you do not know what you want for the outcome Konan?" Tobi asked, tilting his orange swirled masked head. I opened my mouth to answer, but he did have a point. I closed my mouth and smiled before ruffling his hair
"You have a good point, thanks Tobi! Not only are you a good boy, but Tobi is smart too!" I said happily as I glomped him
"Tobi… is… smart?" He said, testing the new phase with his tongue. Soon he was jumping around and annoying the rest of the members with his new phrase. I like that kid.
Later that day Tobi had entered Konan's room once more. But this time for scheming reasons.
"Do you understand Tobi?"
"Tobi understand, because Tobi is smart, and a good boy!" He said enthusiastically, while I smiled at his enthusiasm. We snuck out of the room and the moment I did I was bombarded by the three girly men telling me to take the things that made them girly men off. Tobi gave me the signal, which was a small giggle, and my eyes turned purple, before frying pans began to fly around me, whacking anyone around me. I was currently on the floor, not because of an injury, but because I was laughing so hard. Tobi thought I another member had tackled me down so he proceeded to take a frying pan and whack people with it too, all in the act to protect me, he seen pretty fast that I was fine, yet he continued to jump around and hit them over the head with his frying pan, which only made me laugh harder.
It wasn't long until the mayhem turned into a manhunt and Tobi and I ran to the only safe place in the Akatsuki cave… my room. Once there Tobi helped me take out my old robots that were once in Kisame's room (See Chapter 7 for a reminder). I had updated them all today for this moment. Tobi opened the door while I activated the robots and soon the little army of metal attacked the members of Akatsuki who were outside my room.. with a weapon that any male would fear, permanent makeup, and overweight purple frogs. All the Akatsuki members, except the ones who created the mess who were safely hiding in Konan's room, were running for their faces life, while the robots glided after them, and overweight purple frogs jumped randomly through the halls, annoying Zetsu to no end since they thought of him as a lily pad.
Once all the members, minus the two hiding in Konan's room, and thank kami Rei-dono wasn't involved, had their now permanent makeovers completed the unlucky members took the now bored robots, one of whom was putting a different shade of lipstick on Itachi's cheeks, towards Konan's room. Using the robots hand, which melted slightly, the members were able to open the door to the metal-girl's room, and once the robots saw they had two more members to makeover, they began chasing the two chaotic members of Akatsuki around the cave, Konan risking her face marred by make-up as she ran back towards her room to close the doors before the other members could extract their revenge in a more painful way. The chase between maker and created lasted for hours, and finally Konan ended up with lipstick of the weirdest shades on her face as well as eye-shadow on places that you would not usually see on a face, but compared to the other members Konan had gotten the least attention, the batteries started running out for the robots when they finally caught her, for the other members had full on makeovers, which looked like it had been done by a two-year old that wanted revenge, and Itachi, Deidara, and Hidan, now looked like transvestites with their dresses, and now horribly done makeup, which made her giggle quite happily.
Tobi was probably the luckiest one out of everyone in Akatsuki, minus Rei-dono simply because he had enough sense to stay AWAY from the Akatsuki cave, because the robots did not register that what was on his face was a mask, so they applied the makeup to his mask, rather than pulling off the mask and putting on the makeup like the robots had done to Kakuzu. Apparently the robots didn't register it was a mask because it wasn't fabric, like Kakuzu's, so all Tobi had to do was put on another mask. Lucky b.astard.
Tobi and I were once more in my room, mainly because I didn't want Tobi to be killed in his sleep. Said member of Akatsuki was now sleeping on the floor, since he was a "good boy and Konan needed the bed" I wasn't asleep yet because I was thinking about what Tobi said earlier.
"What do I want to accomplish with my jutsu?" I muttered to myself as I quietly worked on my time/dimensional machine, thinking, though I was concentrating on the machine that was going to take me home. I was sidetracked as a thought came in my head. "What f I took Akatsuki with me?" I stopped working on my machine as a scene played in my head, Kakuzu killing Donald Trump for his money, and then going for Bill Gates. Itachi using his Sharingan to get what he wanted; yet at the end of the day he would come home to his mansion, none other than the playboy mansion. Rei-dono, as the anti-Christ, and attempting to take over the world via the United Nations, I snorted at the thought. Kisame, swimming in the ocean where he suddenly destroys a yacht, just for the sake of hearing others scream, he was after all the modern day Jaws. Hidan, on the corner of a street in a major city in New York, who decided to preach about Jashin, and killing or torturing, the ones who dare to make fun of him. Deidara, working for the Taliban, bowing up things for the terrorists, he was after all the perfect one for suicide missions. Zetsu, eating anyone who tromped on his children at the nearest botanical garden he found, and lastly Tobi, running around annoying everyone he met, because "Tobi is a good boy" and "Tobi is smart". I chuckled at the chaos I would cause and focused more on my machine once more, until I came across what I wanted to do. "What if I myself become paper and I can peel myself off?" I asked than I got excited as I began to think more "And I can do this weird origami move, and separate myself enough to spy EVERYWHERE, and I can create things from paper, like wings and stuff, and paper shuriken! Nah, paper shuriken sounds like it would be a very weak attack and do nothing more than give my enemy a paper cut." I said sadly. "But if I put some metal in there it would become pretty powerful!" I said happily to myself as I worked harder on the step I was working on, multiplying the paper.
A though drifted into my head of Itachi kissing me and my anger shot up and when I finally calmed down enough to look at the progress I was making I had noticed I was sitting on a rather large pile of paper! I screamed happily, making Tobi wake up with a start and the two of us skipped around the room
"Konan-hime, why is Tobi and Konan skipping around?" He asked innocently while I sweat-drropped.
"Because I can multiply paper now!" I said happily and looked at the pile before focusing on the paper ripping, once again thinking of Itachi kissing me, the paper started to float in the air, one by one, before it started ripping itself apart. I smiled happily at my success and the secret to my success, who ironically was the one who taught me the most about learning my jutsu. "Now all I got to do is get myself to become like paper and float away" I muttered while I climbed into bed, forgetting about continuing my machine that was my key to getting back home. Tobi snuggled up next to me, since he had gotten a paper cut from trying to lie on the pile of papers. We turned so we had our backs to each other and promptly fell asleep.