Hello, man I love this story, I love making the twists and turns in the plot

Hello, man I love this story, I love making the twists and turns in the plot. Making the Akatsuki boys suffer is amazing fun, and if you have any suggestions on how to make them suffer, by all means, give me them by reviews, I love adding them in, and changing the story ever so slightly just to add them in.

BTW… I don't own anything!! Except for Cobalt and the outside world she came from…

Enjoy!

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-Otakucraze

Chapter 16

I was gathering my things when I heard a commotion going on in the living room, or should I say the "Barney" room… anyway I went out of the room to see what was going on to see people having a "going-away" party, for me, yet without me… I growled as no one noticed me and smirked as I turned around and went to the other member's bathroom, and using my melting power I made it impossible to get in or out of the bathroom, then did the same to all their rooms, after I reinforced the bathroom door with Titanium that is. I began walking to my room when

"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-UMPH" I crashed to the ground with Tobi on top of me. I raised an eyebrow when he finally noticed who he crashed into. "Konan-hime! Somecrazyladywithshortredhairandgreeneyessaysthatshecreatedyouandsaidthatyouwereleaving!"

"Wha?" I said confused to the hyper-active distraught boy that was still on top of me. I pushed him off me. He took a deep breath and sat up cross-legged and stared at me through his one hole in his mask. He took another deep breath before saying

"Some crazy lady with short red hair and green eyes says that she created you and said that you were leaving!" I stared at him weirdly

"She said that she created me?"

"YEA!"

"well she's an idiot isn't she? I wasn't created by her, I was, however unfortunately, created by my parents by them having s-" I looked at Tobi as he tilted his head "nevermind" I finished before sighing and leaning my head on the wall while I looked up at the ceiling.

"Are you really leaving?"

"Yea, Rei-dono's orders"

Awhile Later…

"Hehehehe I am so evil" I said as I wringed my hands after setting off the thing that would send the bat cave.. er.. the AKATSUKI members in chaos for weeks.

I collapsed on the couch and waited for the chaos to begin.

Deidara came into the living room/ Barney room first. Tugging at the thing that would cause the chaos.. a bracelet.

"What is this thing, and why won't it come off" Deidara said. I grinned as I waited to hear the word he was going to say next. "Un" ZAP "OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW UN" ZAP "OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW, UN" ZAP "OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW-"

"What in the name of Jashin-sama" ZAP "F.UCK" ZAP "FUCK" ZAP "FUCK" ZAP "FUCK"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW, UN" ZAP

"FUCK" ZAP

"What is going on here?" Itachi said as he rubbed his eyes

"ITACHI!" Deidara screamed and at once three bracelets began to sing "pop goes the weasel". Three sets of eyes glared in my direction and I smiled "innocently" before getting up and jumping over the couch and running for my life.

I grabbed a remote control and pushed the only button on it. Multiple "zaps" could be heard all around Akatsuki hide-out, and I once again smiled evilly. Tobi poked his head out of the doorway of his room and looked around to see what was going on. I grabbed his arm as I ran by, three angry Akatsuki members in hot pursuit.

"Hi Tobi!" I said happily as we ran

"Hi Konan-sama, why are we running?" Tobi asked innocently and I looked at him for a split second before coming up with an evil plan.

"They are mad at me for making them piñatas"

"What's a piñata?"

"It's a Mexican game where little children learn to beat each other up later on in life (sorry if that offended anyone, but.. yeah), if you beat the piñata enough times it will give you candy" I said, "forgetting" to add the fact that the piñata is always not alive.

"What type of candy?"

"All types, pocky, filled hard candy, snickers, milky way, atomic fireballs-"

"ATOMIC FIREBALLS?!" Tobi asked in excitement as he quickly did a few hand seals and two frying pans appeared out of nowhere and he jumped, flipped so he landed on the ceiling before screaming his war cry ("FOR THE FIREBALLS") and diving after the members that were running after me before a flurry of "zaps" and "whacks" could be heard.

I laughed evilly as I looked for the other members, I found them and upon seeing me.. let's just say I was running for my life again. I ran into Hidan's room and hid behind the door as I quickly finished the project on his doorknob. Once the three that were chasing me entered the room I put the camcorder to the ceiling in the corner before coming out of my hiding spot and slamming the door behind me as I slammed the door. I grinned evilly as the thought of the video with Kakuzu, Hidan, and Zetsu would turn out.

I shrugged my shoulders at the thought before walking down the hallway with my hands in my pockets.

I walked throughout the lair doing random things so the Akatsuki members would remember me, like unplugging the fridge, making locking mechanisms on the bathrooms so it locked when you walked inside, but people could still come in from the outside. I also did the same thing to everyone else's bedroom doors.

It didn't take long before I was bored and ended up sitting at the table making origami, paper cranes, dragons, airplanes, shaken, kunai, and everything else I could remember. It surprised me when Itachi sat next to me and picked up one of the paper cranes before pulling the tail to make the wings flapped.

He was scaring me, he wasn't blowing up at me or making me go into that crazy world of his so he could torture me. No. All he was doing was sitting and playing with my origami creations with his extremely bruised hands. I smiled slightly.

'I wonder how long it took Tobi to realize that they were not piñatas.' I thought before going back to making more origami creatures.

"It's a pity you're leaving so soon" Itachi said picking up the paper shuriken I recently made

"Why do you say that?" I asked attentively

"Because" he said before putting the paper creation on the table and looking up at me, which surprised me because I was not looking into the red depths of the Sharingan, but rather black depths of nothingness. He stood up, causing me to tilt my head up to look at him. "I have yet to pay you back" he said before grabbing my shoulders and smashing his lips onto mine.

I was shocked to say the least. I pushed him away and in an effort to get away from him I ended up falling out of the chair I was still sitting in and got up as quickly as possible. I breathed deeply as I just stared at him before grinning at him

"You want to KISS me, but you Ain't GONNA, cuz you're a GAY lord, and you suck DEIDARA'S-mmmph" I said as he forced his lips on mine once more. I pushed him away before snarling at him for a split second before I got an ingenious idea. "I love you Itachi" Pop goes the weasel filled the air but the best part was seeing the reaction of pure shock not only hit Itachi's face but the faces of the Akatsuki members that fell out of the closet who were eavesdropping. Once the song finished my innocent smile turned twisted and malicious as I punched him in the stomach and jumped over him and ran as I yelled "PYSCHE!"

I ended up leaving the lair to get some fresh air, and to get away from Itachi and came across my next bout of chaos.

"What the Hell is this?!" Rei-dono said as he stepped in a huge pile of dung.

"Kisame!" I yelled as "Surfin' USA (which I do not own)" entered the room via the numerous bracelets that adorned the members of Akatsuki. "What did I tell you about going outside to do your business?"

"What are you talking about, I didn't do that" Kisame defended

"If you didn't then who did?" I asked as the other members looked around at the other ones. "Now that I think about it, it could be Zetsu" At the mention of the name Zetsu another song came on

"CAPTAIN PLANET, HE'S OUR HERO-"

"WHAT IS MAKING THAT AWFUL NOISE?!" Rei-dono asked

"POLUTION DOWN TO ZERO-"

"IT'S THE BRACELET SIR" Itachi yelled over the music

"WHO MADE THEM?!" Rei-dono asked

"I DID SIR" I yelled happily, causing Pein to roll his eyes

"KONAN, WHY AM I NOT F.UCKING SURPRISED? DON'T TELL ME, YOU KNOW WHO REALLY DID C.RAP ON THE FLOOR, RIGHT?" He yelled over the Captain Planet theme song. His answer was the grin that adorned my face. "WHAT IS IT?"

I took out a small whistle and blew on it hard. Even with the loud music in the background you could still hear the thumping as well as feel the ground shake like crazy. A big, white furry bundle of fur the size of a human bounded through the door and tackled me, causing the members of Akatsuki to watch in horror as the massive ball of fur started to attack my face with his tongue as I giggled my butt off.

"What is that?" Rei-dono asked, now that the dreaded "Captain Planet (also do not own)" theme song was done and over with

"He's my puppy" I said as I was finally able to get up and petted the massive "puppy's" head "Isn't he cute?" The members of the bat cave-Akatsuki stared at my slobbered on face in shock

"GET RID OF IT!!" They yelled in unison