Hello, man I love this story, I love making the twists and turns in the plot

Hello, man I love this story, I love making the twists and turns in the plot. Making the Akatsuki boys suffer is amazing fun, and if you have any suggestions on how to make them suffer, by all means, give me them by reviews, I love adding them in, and changing the story ever so slightly just to add them in.

BTW… I don't own anything!! Except for Cobalt and the outside world she came from…

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-Otakucraze

Chapter 17

Sorry it took so long to get this one out, but there is FINALLY some action, consider that my present for you all for your patience for this chapter.

After the whole puppy dilemma (I ended up having to give the poor thing away) Rei-dono said I would be leaving to Amegakure by the end of the week instead of tomorrow. I'm guessing it is for his sanity, after all, I can only take so much boredom before going berserk, and sense he is the only one there to deal with it.. not good for him. As everyone was sleeping, and because I couldn't go to sleep, I modified the bracelets, like increasing the shock amounts, changing words, putting new songs in, the works. I went around the lair doing random things for my enjoyment and opened a door to find Kakuzu, Hidan and Zetsu in, which confused me sense they were all sleeping on top of other and oddly enough all of them were sucking their thumbs. It took a while for me to realize that I locked them in this very room when I was running for my life the day before, which made me laugh. I remembered the camcorder I placed in the room and began a mad search for it and found it sliced in half, as well as the pieces of wall that lay above and below the camcorder. I looked back at Hidan, who was still sleeping, and growled, he was going to pay dearly, it took me WEEKS to create that. I took out a camera and took a picture of Hidan, who was cuddling next to Kakuzu, sucking his thumb, and holding his scythe like a child would his teddy bear, just for laughs, and left the door open and went to Hidan's room, and making him pay dearly for ruining my camcorder. After finishing up my little bout of horror on Hidan and the members I went into my room and was finally able to sleep, dreaming of burning parents and Itachi dying of a paper cut.

I woke up to not one but two high pitched screams, which instantly made me smile because I knew who made both of them. I jumped out of bed and got dressed in an oversized white shirt and black pants and quickly brushed my hair and putting my flower that Sasori gave me into my hair, before running out of the room to see what type of damage had been done.

I walked into the Barney room to see most of the Akatsuki members, minus Itachi, on the ground laughing their heads off while two of them, Hidan and Kakuzu stood in the middle of them and glared at everyone they could. Upon seeing the two of them I broke into a series of giggles, causing them both to glare my way. Hidan spoke first

"YOU," Hidan said pointing at me "do you see what you DID?!" He said, pointing to his hair, which was now green, it was still shiny and gelled back though, and made his head look like a multi flavored lollipop.

"You can dye it back, but this, THIS" Kakuzu said, pointing to his now pink mask "was a very EXPENSIVE and RARE material, the LAST of its kind. It cannot be replaced with another trivial fabric."

"You motherf.ucking c.ock sucker" Hidan said evilly to me, glaring at the same time, which made him look even more "lollipop-ish", causing me to laugh as the bracelets all began to sing "Ripped pants" from Spongebob. Hidan gave me the "You've gotta be kidding me" look while I grinned. "I hate you" he said before turning, causing me to bust out laughing once again at the back of his head where I shaved into his head "Konan's B.itch" he growled at me and the rest of the members who seemed to laugh harder at the back of his head before leaving the room, Kakuzu soon following after.

Itachi came into the room next, absolutely livid and I seemed to be the one who made him livid. I grinned innocently at him.

"What's wrong Itachi?"

"I woke up being shocked by this thing" he said shaking the bracelet that adorned his wrist in front of my face. "I didn't do ANYTHING to get shocked" He said angrily. I kept grinning at him. He sighed, knowing he wouldn't win my game, before giving up and walked away, which made me disappointed, I wanted to have more fun with Itachi.

"Augh who farted?" Kisame said as Deidara raised his hand, before chuckling lightly. Kisame began fanning the stench away from him and grabbing the air freshener and spraying it in the direction of Deidara.. and me.

"NOOO" I yelled, hand raised towards the air freshener bottle, causing Itachi to turn around confused and curious at why I was yelling. I closed my eyes quickly and covered my nose but it was no use, I could still smell the concoction I made, even if I could barely smell anything, and in my bit of sanity I squeezed my eyes shut more.

"What's going on.." Itachi said, coming where I was, when the air was clear of the concoction. I kept my eyes shut as I heard Deidara say

"Why did you do tha.." Deidara started angrily in which he probably turned around, stopping in his sentence before saying "You look nice today" Deidara said sexily

"Thanks you do too" Kisame said in the same tone. Next you could hear "Mph" I cringed

"What did you do?" Itachi said. By the sound of his voice he was in front of me and was close, REALLY close. I shook my head before moving my hands to my eyes and began to breathe slowly in an attempt to calm down. "Konan.." Itachi said warningly before grabbing my wrists, causing me to freak out even more as he easily overpowered me and brought my hands to my sides. "What did you do?" He said softly as I still refused to answer. He released one of my wrists and rested his hand on my jaw line before softly rubbing my skin with his thumb, causing me to open my eyes in shock, and then curse as my mind went fuzzy. Next thing I knew I was glomping Itachi and began kissing him while he was in shock on the ground. I began ripping off his clothes to get my hands on his chest and rub his skin. He stopped my hands before flipping me over and kissed me back and then stopped to go to my ear and saying huskily "My room, now".

Needless to say we ran into his room and began the make-out session again. He pressed me against the wall, kissing me more passionately, as he began to pull off my clothes and then deciding to walk, while still kissing, to the bed where he pushed me onto before unbuttoning his pants and climbing back on me. I grabbed his neck and brought his mouth back onto mine, he began fumbling with my pants while attacking my mouth with his tongue and riding his hands up my shirt. He took the opportunity to unhook my bra and then decided to begin to assault my breasts, causing me to buck so he could touch more and moan into his mouth, making him smirk against my lips. He took my hands and brought them to his pants, where he had already pulled them down, along with his boxers, to his penis and his hands went back to my breasts and he stopped kissing me for a second to cast Tsukuyomi on both of us having us go to his special world for more time, before attacking my neck with bites and nibbles as I began to play with his friend. It seemed to instantly get hard under my fingers just as my brain started to clear from the fog. I screamed in shock and felt disgusted with myself as I pushed him off of me, and then repelled the calcium in his body to get out of his world before quickly sitting up and covering my body with his sheets and getting up off his bed. I glared at him who was looking at me in a state of shock and confusion before running out of his room and running into mine before slamming and locking the door behind me. I slid down the door breathed heavily.

"That was too close for comfort" I said to myself as I heard two sets of high-pitched screams coming from the Barney room which was almost not enough to crack a small smile on my lips.