DISCLAIMER :: I don't own the Bible. Thank your God. Neither do I own Uno or Orange Crush Soda. That stuff is better than cocaine. Mike agrees.
"FUCKING SHIT! I CALL CHEATS!" Lucifer screamed, as Michael won yet another round of Uno.
Michael raised an eyebrow. "I don't cheat. Your the one who cheats. You just suck at the straw at Uno."
"Ugh." Lucifer grumbled, slipping another card out from the deck. The third red six? That wasn't helping him.
"Okay, why don't we just quit?" Michael suggested, popping open a can of orange crush soda. His favorite drink ever.
"You know what?" Lucifer leaned over the table to look Michael straight in the eyes. "Person who wins this round gets to take a whack at Gabriel."
"YOUR ON!"